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10 Life haks that will CHANGE ur life
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#1 Posted: 01:15:44 20/12/2018 | Topic Creator
Life is pretty dang HARD isn't it? <--- If this is you then you need to see these life hacks that are really helpful and will make your life much easier.

10. Don't want to wash the dishes? Then don't dirty any dishes! Simple!

9. Don't want to walk your pet? Sell it! You can't walk YOUR pet if it's not YOURS anymore!

8. Do you hate that people won't stop calling you on your phone? Destroy your phone and electrical power lines! That way nobody can interrupt you!

7. Do you hate having to walk ALL the way out of your room to get food? Just eat yourself!

6. Don't want spoilers for that new thing that's coming out? Remove your eyes! You won't be seeing spoilers anymore!

5. Are you getting really fat and want to not be fat? Cut off the sides of your stomach! Some red stuff might come out but that's probably just sauce from your hot dog.

4. Do you hate me? Well, you can't do much about that but you CAN frame me for posting "inappropriate" media and get me banned!

3. Are you having trouble finding a girlfriend/boyfriend? Nuke every area of the universe and that way you won't have trouble anymore because there won't be anyone else!

2. Are you sick of reading this topic? Damn, sorry, I'll pay you back tomorrow.

1. Do you hate when the "government" thinks that because they have more power that they're always right when they're not? This isn't a life hack it's just a fact I think you should know.

Do YOU have any life hacks? Probably not because you most likely have better things to do BUT! If I like your life hack you win a prize....... oh no
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#2 Posted: 16:25:30 20/12/2018
Quote: exefile
7. Do you hate having to walk ALL the way out of your room to get food? Just eat yourself!


Isn't that basically just vore?
DeathOfADream Yellow Sparx Gems: 1510
#3 Posted: 19:13:33 20/12/2018
my favorite lifehack is when im depress i just get toaster and bathtub
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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#4 Posted: 00:18:55 21/12/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Quote: exefile
7. Do you hate having to walk ALL the way out of your room to get food? Just eat yourself!


Isn't that basically just vore?



NO It's called a LIFE HAK get it write
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#5 Posted: 00:56:20 21/12/2018
Quote: exefile

2. Are you sick of reading this topic? Damn, sorry, I'll pay you back tomorrow.


Alright cool, I accept cheques and debit, that'll be about 50,000 coins
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#6 Posted: 01:21:06 21/12/2018
Quote: DeathOfADream
my favorite lifehack is when im depress i just get toaster and bathtub



I like that one too.

Quote: exefile
Quote: Buchi
Quote: exefile
7. Do you hate having to walk ALL the way out of your room to get food? Just eat yourself!


Isn't that basically just vore?



NO It's called a LIFE HAK get it write



Doesn't sound as kinky when you put it that way tbh.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3912
#7 Posted: 19:56:58 21/12/2018
Quote: exefile


7. Do you hate having to walk ALL the way out of your room to get food? Just eat yourself!


(Jumping onto that bandwagon!)

But what if I want some BBQ sauce?
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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#8 Posted: 00:37:12 22/12/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThunderEgg
Quote: exefile


7. Do you hate having to walk ALL the way out of your room to get food? Just eat yourself!


(Jumping onto that bandwagon!)

But what if I want some BBQ sauce?


Nuh I dun think so.

Quote: kardonis
Quote: exefile

2. Are you sick of reading this topic? Damn, sorry, I'll pay you back tomorrow.


Alright cool, I accept cheques and debit, that'll be about 50,000 coins


Yeah I meant tomorrow as in tomorrow like today is not tomorrow so when I sayd tomorrow I meant neverrr
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Beemo Gold Sparx Gems: 2828
#9 Posted: 05:00:23 22/12/2018
These are rules everyone should live by.
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I hate this name and I want to change it.
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#10 Posted: 06:07:01 22/12/2018
I got a good one for bisexual people

Tired of bi-phobia in the world? Eradicate everyone of 1 gender
that way everyone has to be gay


But you will also have to do e1it3 hackorz ski11z to remove all NSFW content of the gender you decide to eradicate.
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#11 Posted: 12:29:33 22/12/2018
Quote: Buchi
Quote: exefile
7. Do you hate having to walk ALL the way out of your room to get food? Just eat yourself!


Isn't that basically just vore?



Vore-oboros?
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Boop me if you see this.
Spyroboy Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12070
#12 Posted: 12:53:15 22/12/2018
I'd like the 30 seconds of my life back that I spent on this topic.
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「恋愛なんてだっさー‼ヤングは迷わずテクノブレイク一択でしょ‼」
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#13 Posted: 13:05:19 22/12/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyroboy
I'd like the 30 seconds of my life back that I spent on this topic.


Are you sure it's not 29.998 seconds?
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#14 Posted: 14:18:20 22/12/2018
Quote: kardonis
Quote: exefile

2. Are you sick of reading this topic? Damn, sorry, I'll pay you back tomorrow.


Alright cool, I accept cheques and debit, that'll be about 50,000 coins


look at this chump who accepts mushroom kingdom coins. I will accept this in beanbean kingdom coins
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#15 Posted: 00:07:39 23/12/2018 | Topic Creator
Ok I've got 1 more life hak

You want money? Go rob a bank! Or bank a rob!
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#16 Posted: 00:13:09 23/12/2018
Quote: Big Green
Quote: kardonis
Quote: exefile

2. Are you sick of reading this topic? Damn, sorry, I'll pay you back tomorrow.


Alright cool, I accept cheques and debit, that'll be about 50,000 coins


look at this chump who accepts mushroom kingdom coins. I will accept this in beanbean kingdom coins


Coins from THAT irrelevant kingdom? HA! He may as well give you beans!!!
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
cookieeater Gold Sparx Gems: 2495
#17 Posted: 04:25:19 23/12/2018
thanks for this
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my fursona is a hot dog
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