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KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#1 Posted: 05:19:10 09/12/2018 | Topic Creator
If there is a heaven afterlife
does it have wifi?
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Pokemon Shiny Hunter
Gastrodon Fangirl
Currently dating someone
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#2 Posted: 05:37:20 09/12/2018
Yes but it only connects to heaven internet, there's no connection to our earthly internet
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#3 Posted: 05:38:10 09/12/2018
i wonder what memes they have in heaven
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#4 Posted: 05:50:54 09/12/2018 | Topic Creator
Another question
do they get the latest video game titles in heaven?
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Pokemon Shiny Hunter
Gastrodon Fangirl
Currently dating someone
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#5 Posted: 16:09:52 09/12/2018
Quote: KrystalLBX
If there is a heaven afterlife
does it have wifi?



Yes and it's in 4K Ultra HD and 3D. Best wifi I've ever known besides Hobo John's Little Restaurant that I found in the middle of nowhere once. In addition to this we also have access to many Heaven-exclusive websites that discuss things like the meaning of life.

Quote: whirlwind fan
i wonder what memes they have in heaven



Our memes are so dank that they increase our IQ upon consumption. Memes are literally good for you and Daddy Jesus recommends them as part of our 6-a-day. In addition to our legendary memes, we also have icons like Harambe and Stefan Karl in Heaven too, known for their memes and remembered eternally for their legendaryness.

Quote: KrystalLBX
Another question
do they get the latest video game titles in heaven?



Yes and no. Whilst we have a wide variety of games they're usually crappy ones that no one asked for like a standalone Waluigi game, 3D Kirby platformer, as well as sequels to Half-Life and Mother/Earthbound... and that's just the beginning of games we never asked for. Yet despite having all this crap we've never obtained such Holy Grails as E.T. and Sonic 06. Videogames in Heaven suck.

Source: am undead
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 16:10:15 09/12/2018 by Buchi
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