darkSpyro

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Well then I am incredibly disappointed in you. Hopefully you will learn to grow up and stop committing a crime that is literally worse than going on a killing spree naked. You have made me a very angry man and, believe me, you won't like me when you've rustled my jimmies. As I speak I am in contact with five Chinese hackers who are working out how to blow up your house with some string and a piece of moldy chewing gum that has been left in the refrigerator for two years. Even Putin is sad and he privately held a meeting with me earlier to discuss this. Luckily for you, I denied his offer of lending me his best ninja chimpanzees to assassinate you, instead choosing the previously mentioned Chinese hackers to eliminate you. I shall say no more because by now I suspect that the radioactive waste I hidden in your floorboards is already starting to take effect and you will start hallucinating about that cheese you ate last night. Such is the only acceptable punishment for the sin you have committed upon the human race. Seriously, crime is bad, don't do it you filthy sewer-dwelling swamp rat.

Have a nice day and **** you.

So now your money's all clean now? What a good idea! Maybe I'll go throw my money in the washing machine too!

As long as you didn't commit tax fraud. Yoshi is still on the run, if you have any clues where he might be, please report it to your local Koopa Trooper.

Don't feel too bad, I'm sure we've all at some point forgotten some cash in our pants pocket before washing it.

do tell

So, another wise guy? C'mon then.