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My Conker obsession
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#1 Posted: 00:08:51 14/10/2018 | Topic Creator
It might not be a surprise but I found out right now that I have a Conker obsession.
Not at an "uncomfortable" degree but still it might be particularly noticeable.
So I'll go over how Conker has changed my life (in good and bad ways).

The day was the 7th of October, I just got some Xbox Live money and decided to buy Conker Live & Reloaded for Xbox 360. (I don't have an N64 or Xbox one).
It took 6 hours to download and when it finally did I played it was so obsessed I played it again.
That's when it happened, I was addicted.

I no longer fear:
  • Gargoyles
  • Bees
  • The grim reaper
  • Dung beetles
  • Poo
  • Farts
  • Singing Poo
  • Talking objects
  • Mice exploding into gory pieces
  • Cogs
  • Metal sharks
  • Fires
  • Boilers
  • Cavemen
  • Clubs
  • Bombs
  • Raptors
  • Vampires
  • Bats
  • Blood and Gore
  • Aliens

  • Things I now fear:
  • A frying pan? You stupid twat!
  • Bee hives
  • Honeycombs
  • Worms
  • Barrels
  • Haystacks
  • Bulldogs
  • Safes
  • Cows
  • Dolls
  • Piss
  • Zombies
  • Graveyards
  • Teddies
  • Nazis
  • Nazi Teddy bears
  • The feral reserve bank
  • The king

  • As you can see my signature is a Conker quote.
    My avatar is Conker (just for this month but still counts)
    I've made a couple of topics that are inspired or ripped from Conker.
    I attempted to educate a generation on Poo mountain in Confessions V2
    I have a folder full of Conker quotes.
    I've memorized the dung beetle conversation and the "kick his ass" conversation.
    I'm listening to Conker music right now smilie

    This is just a warning in case I go crazy, now you know why.
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    eeeeeeeeeeeee
    Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
    #2 Posted: 03:38:24 14/10/2018
    I've been playing it on Xbox One lately. I love how they improved the resolution for original Xbox games.
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    Boop me if you see this.
    exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
    #3 Posted: 10:04:52 14/10/2018 | Topic Creator
    Quote: Muffin Man
    I've been playing it on Xbox One lately. I love how they improved the resolution for original Xbox games.


    If you don't mind me asking, what part are you up to?
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    eeeeeeeeeeeee
    Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
    #4 Posted: 16:42:56 14/10/2018
    Quote: exefile
    Quote: Muffin Man
    I've been playing it on Xbox One lately. I love how they improved the resolution for original Xbox games.


    If you don't mind me asking, what part are you up to?


    Just past the part where you feed cheese to the rat so it explodes.
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    Boop me if you see this.
    Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10179
    #5 Posted: 16:24:14 15/10/2018
    The Great Mighty Poo song would have been even more amazing if covered by Christopher Lee.
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    I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
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