What's that? Oh yeah, I can't hear you because I'm a !@#$ing chair for couch sake!
That's hit, keep moving along now, you don't have to sit on me at all, you're not good enough for me anyway... come back... ok bieee.
Don't question me, I get emotional, being a chair is harder than it looks.
What? You want proof? Ok then, here you go.
Remember me a chair, or a gate either one.