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dS Fanfic Episode One: Hellooooo, Bolt (And Zap)
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#1 Posted: 00:08:09 24/09/2018 | Topic Creator
EPISODE ONE.....IS HERE!


*Opening shot in a train, we see two familiar faces, Bolt, and Zapnorris*


Bolt is wearing a black beanie, glasses and sweater, she's currently on her phone, but notice's Zap, whose wearing a traditional farmer outfit, plaid shirt, blue over-alls, straw hat, and a wheat straw coming out of his mouth. He's also holding a Hen*


Bolt: Uh, Hi....You're dress uniquely for the Big City. You from a farm?


Zapnorris: Ye, I'm comin' 'er to share my Poultry with the world. If I can make it happen in NYC, I can make it happen anywhere.


Bolt: Awww, that's so cute! A passion for chicken, huh?


Zap: Poultry.


Bolt: Haha, alright Poultry*. So, uh, where are you headed?


Zap: I scored a room in someone's town house, it's a really nice one, got one of the last two rooms.


Bolt: Oh wow, nice! I'm in the exact situation! Maybe we got the same place? When is your stop?


Zap: The next one up, actually. At Grand Central.


Bolt, thinking: Oh Crap. Bolt Speaking: Oh, uh, M-me too.


Zap: Nice meet ya, roomie. I'm Zap, this is Henrietta, my beloved Hen.


Bolt: I'm Bolt! Nice to meet you as well.


"Now arriving at Grand Central Station."


*fast forward them arriving at HIHD's


Bolt: This is the place! I'm sort of excited! What do you think our Landlord is like? He seems to enthusiastic though email.


Zap: An idiot, probably.


* Bot pushes up her glasses, possibly in silent agreement*


*Bolt goes up to the door, brings her fist to the door, and before she can even knock, the door opens in the blink of an eye*


HIHD: Heeey! You guys must be the new tenants, Zap and Bolt! Welcome, welcome! Ah, this is gonna be great, you guys don't mind dogs, right? I have two. I also have a number of tenants, you're just about to meet!


End of part one.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#2 Posted: 00:11:55 24/09/2018
OH SNAP
CANT WAIT FOR MORE

( and yes i love dogs, hope you don't mind my cats!!!!! c:< )
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you don't know me. i break things
I draw stuff.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 00:13:36 24/09/2018
yes im here
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#4 Posted: 00:15:38 24/09/2018
smilie smilie smilie LMAO!!! smilie smilie smilie

Idk how the hell to respond yet so there you go
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Cool cool.
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#5 Posted: 00:40:06 24/09/2018 | Topic Creator
Part 2: Meet Your Roomies! The song during this scene is : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZo5yAD0SiI


HIHD: EVERYONE, THE NEW TENANTS ARE HERE, EITHER YOU COME HERE OR I'M COMIN TO YOU!


Toynerd: I might as well come down so I won't get my privacy shattered...again. Hey I'm Toynerd, I longest running resident so far. Uh, I love making cartoons, animation, and HIHD provides voices for the. We're a good team.


HIHD: We're Aquaris? Is he busy?


Toynerd: Nah, he's in the backyard kissing a Magazine with Emma Stone on the cover.


HIHD: PerfEEEEECT! Let's go, you too, Toynerd!

*All four to go the backward, and low and behold, Aquaris is smoothing up a ****ing book*


HIHD: HEY AQUARIS, MEET YOUR NEW ROOMIES!


Aquaris: DUAAAAAGGHH!. Holy crap HIHD, next time warn me. **** you got some pipes. Ok, huh, hi, ehh, I'm Aquaris, heh. I'm often making Wazoski memes, oodling EmmaS Stone, out of respect mind you, or some other cool stuff, haha.


Bolt and Zap: Hello! I'm Bolt And I'm Zap, and this is Henrietta!


HIHD: Something smells.....grouchy......is that..KARDONIIIIIIS!!!!??


Kardonisl Huuuugggggggghhhh, oh God.


*HIHD climbs to the top of a barbed wire fence*


HIHD: Heyyo, Kardonis! How it goin', pal?


*Kardonis throws a brick AT HIHD with brute force*


HIHD: YyEah talk to you later, buddy.....Euh.


*HIHD hops back down, brick on face*


HIHD: So yeah, that's our NDN, Kardonis. We're good friends!


Kardonis: NO WE'RE NOT!!!


Bolt and Zap: Hi Kardonis!


HIHD: And now we go to Sess! A good friend, but likes his privacy!


*Goes to Sess' room door and HIHD* *Knock knock knock*


HIHD: Hey Sess, new roomies are here. Can they come in?


Sess: Just this once, and you know the drill, your requirement.


HIHD: Oh yes, sure! *HIHD takes off his shirt and all 3 enter Sess' room*


Zap: Damn, he works out.


HIHD: Sess, this is-


Sess: Flex, please.


HIHD: Ah, duh, yes, heh. *HIHD begins to flex* So, as I was saying these are my new tenants and your housemates, Bolt and Zapnorris! Give them your warmest welcome*


Bolt and Zap: Hello, nice to meet you!


Sess: Same to you. Now, hate to be sudden but this is important. Privacy is important to me and as such, I have certain requirements if you want to enter my room. Each person living hear as a specific one, each catering to me needs. HIHD takes his shirt off, Toynerd's brings me a fruit snack, and Aquaris let's me pet his dog. I'll have to figure out what I want you to do Bolt....but Zap...you bring me chicken nuggets smilie


Zap: DUH! Uh, could you please NOT say that? Henrietta knows that disgusting term! *Cringes*


Henrietta: BAHK BAHK BAHK BAHK BAHK BAAAAAAAAAHK!!!


Zap: It's ok, soft girl, you're gonna be OK.


Sess: We'll see~


HIHD: Well, I'll let you two get settled in to your rooms and then we'll figure out what's next!


Bolt and Zap: OK!


End of part 2.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#6 Posted: 00:44:35 24/09/2018
OH GOD I'M DYING
THANK YOU THIS IS GREAT
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you don't know me. i break things
I draw stuff.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#7 Posted: 01:24:54 24/09/2018
I love the way you portray me, but you do know I don't actually hate you right? lol
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#8 Posted: 01:25:25 24/09/2018 | Topic Creator
PART 3: Settling in. music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi-2DJ_cEX4


Bolt, in her room: Wow, surprisingly nice. Great view too, damn. I'm gonna like it here, I think.


*Bolt puts her art supplies on the desk provided her for, her art screams immaculate talent*


Bolt: It's gonna be good here, I just know it.

*Zap places his hen on the bed*

Zapnorris: Henrietta, this is the beginning of our legacy. I'm scared, yet excited. We can show the world what we can provide, where humans can live together in harmony and love. *Zap mildy blushes, looking away from Henrietta. Gets get you in your jammies, and go down stairs to see what's happening tonight.


*Both Bolt and Zap (With Henrietta) come down stairs, it's nice and quiet, Toynerd is drawing, HIHD is playing his Spyro on Switch, Aquaris and Sess are watching Skylander Academy. And of course each pet is with their respective owner*


Bolt: So, any thing interesting happen around here at night?


HIHD: Nah, not really, it's mostly something like this, although some of us might be out, or at work or something. A very chill place to be.


Bolt: I can tell, it's a gorgeous home.....how can you afford it?


HIHD: Well I bought this place for ~5 million or so.


Everyone: FIVE MILLION?! HOW?


HIHD: What? That's nothing? For me it was practically free.


Aquaris: W-w-wai-WHAT? This was nearly free to you? How much money do you have? How did you make that much?!


HIHD: I'm not sure, I rarely check, lost count at, like, 800 mil or so, and that was like, 8 years ago. Who knows what it is now.


Sess: Holy ****. Why do we even have to pay you rent?


HIHD: Life isn't easy, gotta make it challenging to you guys some how.


Toynerd: Makes enough sense

*Toynerd says this in agreement, out of fear of being kicked out*


*knock knock knock*


HIHD: Oh crap, that's right, Emerald, Crunchy, and Gaia are coming over!

*hihd rushes to the front door, and greets the Trio*


HIHD: hey you three,come on in! Just in time to meet my new tenants!

*All 3 walk in*


Gaia: Hi, i'm Gaia, and these are my best friends and Apartment roommates, Emerald and Crunchy.

Emerald: Henlo!

Crunchy: Hai! Nice to meet ya guysh! Bolt and Zhapnorrish right? Which one's which?

Emerald: I'm shocked you can't tell who is who, Crunchy.

Crunchy: It's just a joke.....

Emerald: Ah, my bad. Guess I found your joke not too Crunchy, but stale.


HIHD: Yeah that;s gonna get old real quick buddy you better stop.


Emerald: I-Uh, ok.


Gaia: So, what's the plan for the night?


Toynerd: We were gonna watch a movie and I was thinking Guardians of The Galaxy VOL. 2! They just rehired James Gunn back

HIHD: You're welcome.

Toynerd: Th-thanks? Anyway, so I think it's the perfect way to celebrate!


HIHD: OK, as much as I adore GOTGV2, we're watching Storks.


Toynerd: You sure? We've watched that fives times in the past two days, why not GOTGV2?


HIHD: STOOOOOORKS!


Toynerd: What abouts the rest of you guys, whatdya wanna watch?


Everyone else: Storks!


Toynerd: Aiiyyee...ok.


Emerald: Y'know, this movies nothing but for the birds and for babies


Sess: Dude, stop.


Emerald: hah.....ok.


*everyone sits down to watch Storks, an amazing film you should watch*


HIHD: THAT WAS AMAZING, I'M IN TEARS EVERY TIME I WATCH IT. ANDY SAMBERG IS A GOD!


Crunchy: We just got through the first part, the baby isn't even gone yet.

HIHD: I know, but this movie man, it gives me something. Something pure.


Zap: You're not attracted to Junior are you? Not that it matters to me, Henrietta....just curious.


Henrietta: Bahk.


Zap, in a whisper: Oh Thank you.


Henrietta: Bahk bahk bahk baaaaahk*


Zap: But you'd let Pigeon Toady ruffled your feathers any day?!


Bolt: OMG, this is so cute. The animation is gorgeous, just look at it.


Toynerd: You like animation too, huh?


Bolt: Very much so, yes! I'm actually animating my own short film


Toynerd: Th-that's cool. You should show me some time.


Bolt: Oh, heheh, it's nothing special, but I guess I could!


*Toynerd looks at Bolt and smiles*


Aquaris: I think I got a new movie to talk about for my radio show. This is surprisingly good.


HIHD: Of course it is, Aquaris, it's the best. *mumbles* underrating THIS movie? Impossible. Was a gurunateed Masterpiece.


Sess: WILL YOU ALL SHUT IT!!!!


Part 3, over!
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#9 Posted: 01:41:48 24/09/2018 | Topic Creator
Part 4: Good night!


HIHD: THAT WAS AMAZING, I'M IN TEARS! ANDY SAMBERG IS A GOD!


Crunchy: Ok, NOW I see why. That was spectacular. Truly the movie of our time.


*HIHD puts his hand on Crunchy's shoulder*

HIHD: it really, really is.


Gaia: Welp, it's best we all get home, it's late (10:45) and we all need to get into our jammies at our home, then sleep.

*crunchy and emerald get up and all 3 walk to the door*

HIHD: We'll see you guys soon! Have a great night you three!


*HIHD closes the door*


HIHD: Alright, we'll, I'n headed to bed. I'll see you all tomorrow, aight? It's best we all get rest.


Sess: True, night you guys.

*Sess goes to him room, closing the door, and locking it 3 times at least


Toynerd: Night guys, and G-good night Bolt!


Bolt: Haha, good night to you, toynerd! And the rest of you!


Zap: Night y'all. Henrietta will have eggs in the morning for all of us.


HIHD: Excellent!

Emerald, yelling out his window: EGG-cellent!

Everyone: UGH!.


*Zap goes into his room, and Bolt into hers*


Bolt and Zap both get into bed*


Both: Yeah, this is gonna be great.


END STORY!
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#10 Posted: 08:11:52 24/09/2018
Is this gonna be great? Is it really???

Loved this, hihd, thank you so much for writing it!
Can't wait for more!!!
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you don't know me. i break things
I draw stuff.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#11 Posted: 11:37:53 24/09/2018
Oh my god, this is hilarious! I think the scene with Sess was my favorite part. smilie I haven't yet seen a DS fic written like a movie script yet, so this is a pretty refereshing take on it!
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8512
#12 Posted: 13:18:25 24/09/2018
I love this so far, it's very charming!! I'm not used to the "script" way of writing fan fiction but it is very cute. Keep it up, I'd love to see more!
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#13 Posted: 13:27:06 24/09/2018 | Topic Creator
Next episode should be sometime Friday-Sunday evening. That will be the general time frame to expect them.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
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