darkSpyro

It's quite simple really. Post a picture of your waifu, tell me their name, and I'll tell you why they're trash.

You are my waifu, Buchi.

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You are my waifu, Buchi.

Sounds like a trash name. Alright, now post a picture.

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Do husbandos count?

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Nah, I legitimately have nothing against your waifu Zap! She's perfect for you and I think you being together will be the world a happier place! Good for you both!

Well, there's the issue of her being a violent psychopath who would most likely kill you in your sleep... nah, that's the pro, I can't actually think of any cons for your relationship :/

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Do husbandos count?

Yeah, as long as you give their name (unlike Zap...), so I don't have to rely on my limited knowledge to deduct who they are.

I'll probably regret this...How about Dark Pit (Kid Icarus, duh) or Silas (Fire Emblem)?

Not exactly a Waifu

But she is my fav character in the show


(Also I chose the best picture, as usual)

a dune ain't nothin but a big wave of sand!

Quote: ShadowMewX

I'll probably regret this...How about Dark Pit (Kid Icarus, duh) or Silas (Fire Emblem)?

I think you got the wrong picture for that first one, when I searched Dark Pit all I found was this:




As for Silas... what? I can't think of anything to say about this character. He just boring. I mean, there's the whole "I'm your childhood friend" thing, but it's not like that trope has been used a hundred times already, the trope is already **** and Silas somehow makes it even worse. His only purpose is to become another thot in Corrin's ever-increasing harem. Ultimately that's how he's gonna end up.

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Not exactly a Waifu

But she is my fav character in the show


(Also I chose the best picture, as usual)

I thought I was a massive weeb and you somehow find a crappy anime even I don't know about? Damn, had to find this one out 'cause in your euphoria you forgot to give me her name, but it certainly looks like you're on the path to becoming an even more degenerate weeb than I am.

So whatever her name was (it was a forgettable one), it looks like she's some magic girl with an eyepatch. Who can supposedly see when people are going to die or something. Same generic anime bull**** as usual. It's not like it will matter much to you, judging by your weebism you're going to find someone else soon enough and forget she even existed. All I can say is that you should find someone with two eyepatches instead of just one, because they're the only girls who would find you passably attractive in real life.

But hey, maybe if this one was real, she'd be able to save us the anticipation and tell us when you're leaving, so we won't have to worry about the local store being sold out on Doritos and Mountain Dew anymore. Let the other neckbeards get a chance at some point ok?

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[User Posted Image]? Never mind, if it's been censored then it's probably best that I don't see that abomination, I don't want to be scarred for life :/

Oh man, I'm dying. Thank you.

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Buchi search for Pusheen the cat that's my waifu

Oh... I see you, uh, like big things, huh? Also: FURRY

That was amazing

I want you to talk about Parasite Queen from Metroid that's a good waifu.

I dare you to insult Lady Palutena.

Dare you.

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I dare you to insult Lady Palutena.

Dare you.

I...did not know she was your waifu!

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I dare you to insult Lady Palutena.

Dare you.

I...did not know she was your waifu!

She's all of our Waifu.

Are y'all masochists or something? Anyway, maybe I'll do these later, I have more important stuff right now but I can assure you that your masochistic needs will be fulfilled at some point in the near future! Have a bad day!

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I dare you to insult Lady Palutena.

Dare you.

I...did not know she was your waifu!

She's not, but I'm legally obliged to punch anyone who insults Sully and I don't feel like hurting him.

Shhh! Don't give him ammo!

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I want you to talk about Parasite Queen from Metroid that's a good waifu.

What the ****ing Hell dude, I've seen a lot of crazy **** but this is the most ****ed up kink ever. Please rethink your life decisions.

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I dare you to insult Lady Palutena.

Dare you.

I...did not know she was your waifu!

She's not, but I'm legally obliged to punch anyone who insults Sully and I don't feel like hurting him.

Very well then. Since you were so intent of hiding your precious husbando, I'll make sure that yours is an extra insulting one. I hope you enjoy it.


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I'll go through all of these later on and make a longer and more insulting review of them all, for now I hope what I've got down is demotivating enough. And if you're good boys and girls, maybe I'll post a few as well, so you've also got something to insult too. Bye for now! :)

Miu Iruma

Buchi I will report you to Dark52 and the police right now

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Buchi I will report you to Dark52 and the police right now

Things are getting intense!

I can't help that your waifu looks like a man.

(Sorry that I have not been able to do all these yet!)

Quote: Buchi

I can't help that your waifu looks like a man.

(Sorry that I have not been able to do all these yet!)

Don't be sorry. Be thankful that your life has been spared another day.

Mega bump! I've finally got around to this.

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I dare you to insult Lady Palutena.

Dare you.

I...did not know she was your waifu!

She's not, but I'm legally obliged to punch anyone who insults Sully and I don't feel like hurting him.

Alright. So, as we all know, your "waifu" is a man who likes crossdressing as a woman and probably featured as the main character of the manga My Wife is a Man. He is named after the main character of Monster's Inc. because they both share extremely apelike qualities. Despite the game's efforts to hide this fact it is clear to see that he is indeed a man. So what does this mean?

It means you're gay if you like him. That's all... except bonus points if:

1. You deeply love him instead of just liking him. This means you are now both gay and straight regardless of your gender, meaning you have the double gay (big gay)

2. You want to marry him and have children. This means you will get intimate and he will give you the big gay to add to your already big gay which makes you triple gay (super big gay)

3. You never want to be besides anyone else but him and find nobody else even the slightest bit attractive to you. This means you are specifically gay for him to the point where you're practically a degenerate yandere and in addition to this Sully is the only person gay enough for you. Quadruple gay (ultimate gay)

Even if you accept that you are gay, then perhaps you have not thought of it this way, that Sully only enhances and decreases your gay simultaneously meaning this all stacks up to become the ultimate gay. You are so gay that Mike Pence is now stirring up a group of angry Christian zealots to start a lynch mob to hunt you down and kill you. You really ****ed up this time. RIP Stormy ????-2018 killed by the ultimate gay.

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Miu Iruma

Okay so from what I understand your waifu is an egotistic thot who really likes inventing. Given how much she fetishizes technology it's probably fair to say she's more interested on the progress of living sex dolls than she is you. Not that this means anything because nobody would be interested in you and your massive belly fat anyway but she would be even less interested to the point where you're basically inexistent to her.

What's even better is that she participates in some kind of Battle Royale thingy so she's probably dead now. She will no longer be able to fantasize about machinery anymore or anything else for that matter and if you still think she's hot when she's dead then that's ****ed up. At least she's dead... this means you can find another waifu who isn't such utter trash.

As for how she died? I bet someone got tired of her ego and decided to kill her at any cost. Even if she wasn't in a death game she probably would have ended up dead with that ego of hers. If she does indeed die in the events of the game I hope she is given a gruesome and depressing death scene that you hated every moment of to the point where you cried for dies but seriously dude shut up, she's fictional, get over it you manchild she never existed anyway.

Don't forget to include a picture of your waifu as well as their name and franchise when you post in this thread you ****ing weebs.

I have so many things to say about your insult, but since you couldn't even bother to get my gender right I'm no longer taking you seriously.

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this is nephenee and we are lesbians

Who? ...Ah yeah, that generic soldier girl from Fire Emblem something-or-other who was promptly replaced with another generic unit next installment. Pretty sure she was only made to fit an archetype or two. There's probably a hundred or so other equally unremarkable girls out there. Why not choose them instead? I doubt there's much difference between her and any other generic protagonist character.
She wasn't even the protagonist so I wouldn't be surprised if most fans have forgotten her by now and moved on to their next generic waifu. You should do the same. Move on, she's just a cartoon.

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I have so many things to say about your insult, but since you couldn't even bother to get my gender right I'm no longer taking you seriously.

Regardless of if you're female you're still the ultimate gay. That's the thing with traps. Regardless of your gender, you're the ultimate gay, which transcends beyond mere "gay" and also invokes the aspects of heterosexuality as well as homosexuality. This is what makes you the true ultimate gay. Which you are - as well as, again, also being straight because the ultimate gay invokes all sexualities into one huge cluster****.

The lynch mob should be showing up anytime soon.

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The thot deserved it.

i have my own personal lesbian harem of anime women so i can pick any one of those without you insulting my True Waifu


im gonna go with maple nekopara because ive ive stooped so low as to actually playing nekopara im already trash and so is she
fire away buchi, i can take it

buchi answer or ill uh
insult your waifu

Mega bump 'cause I finally did it you ****ing degenerates.

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Quote: Vespi

i have my own personal lesbian harem of anime women so i can pick any one of those without you insulting my True Waifu


im gonna go with maple nekopara because ive ive stooped so low as to actually playing nekopara im already trash and so is she
fire away buchi, i can take it

I know your waifu is Lucina but I don't think it would be fair to insult her anyway. She's too easy. It's like ganging up on the kid with glasses, it's just mean.

Maple however... she definitely deserves a good kicking or two. She's degenerate filth.
Okay, so there's this thing called the "Uncanny Valley". This is when two things (in this case a human and cat) combine together to create something new and the result is often repulsive and disgusting. Sound familiar? That's Maple. Somewhere, sometime, for some reason - someone decided to make this eldritch abomination and put it in a maid costume. And then degenerates like you thought it was hot. You look at cats now and think "damn I wanna see that in a maid outfit". This is the very epitome of degeneracy.
There are three reasons for this. First of all you think something from the Uncanny Valley is legitimately hot. Secondly it's a ****ing cat. The third point is that you specifically like them as maids because you want them to serve your fat ass which of course is too lazy to move itself. None of this is something you should be proud of. She's also two years old which of course is apparently in "cat years" or however you justify things, but if that's an excuse then you'd need to admit that you're a full furry. Maybe that's actually better than finding an Uncanny Valley abomination hot.
She also likes singing as well it seems. Cats are terrible at singing. I hope you enjoy waking up to Maple's horrible voice every day, you deserve it.

By the way, I promised you a few years ago that I'd find a video of a Lucina amiibo getting destroyed. I found one. Would you like to see?


Quote: Bolt

hey. hey buchi.

Terra... she's from Teen Titans Go right? Wasn't that the trash show everyone hates? I can't remember. Either way it was some crappy kids' show designed to sell toys. I don't think that needs much looking into. She has some telekinetic Earth-related powers and as far as I can tell that's as far as her personality goes. As well as some **** about getting into a romantic relationship with one of the protagonists but I fail to see how anyone would find someone as bland as this attractive but I guess that's just bad writing. Again it's just a way to market toys. They don't look into it too much and neither should you.
The whole telekinesis thing sounds kinda cool though. As far as villains go it's an interesting ability. After all villains are just obstacles to overcome so I suppose personality isn't so important, Terra's gonna die sooner or later and all she needs is an interesting fight scene here or there before she gets killed off. Again, her only importance is to sell toys. Superheroes and supervillains sell toys well, that's a fact, and nobody cares about them beyond their powers.
All in all Terra is probably there for little more than to get killed off and sell toys. That's all. What more can I say? Trash "waifu", decent marketing device.


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be nice to her buchi

****ing Hell, Shrek? What are you? An edgy kid who just found anon's sex fantasy for the first time? Listen up kiddo. It's not funny anymore. Nowadays people are moving on to Fortnite. Go be edgy there instead. But since you decided "le funny shrek lulz xd" I guess I should pity you and try at least.
Shrek is a crappy animated movie from the 00s that got picked by DreamWorks to become their cash cow for many years to come. Of course this means it was never good to begin with. Later on some idiot decided to share his sexual fantasies of Shrek to 4chan and it became a hit meme with 14 year olds everywhere. Either because of the vastness of the internet or that humanity is ****ed beyond belief, people actually thought Shrek was hot. Like you.
Now maybe little Johnny has heard about the new Shrek film and decides to look it up online. Before you decided to spam your fantasies everywhere, Johnny would have been able to easily find everything he needed to know. Instead he now has to wade through entire pages of Shrek smut and is probably scarred for life after seeing gay porn of Shrek and Donkey - thanks to you. Is this funny? Take your fantasies somewhere else where they can't hurt anyone, because only you like them. Only you thinks they're actually hot.
Who would find an ugly green ogre attractive anyway? It's the worst possible tier of degeneracy. It's below even furries and weebs. Yet somehow you exist. You, who wants nothing more than to write Shrek smut for your whole pathetic life.


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this ****ing riveting, prideful, arrogant, exploding son of a twat

Alright. You didn't put the name so I'm assuming... that's Blonde Sasuke right? The guy from the Naruto ripoff? Or not but who cares anyway, all shounen are the same. "Oh no there's a bad guy! We'll fight him with the power of love and friendship!" and that's all there is to it. Blonde Sasuke is probably the edgy guy who does the only sane thing and realises that there's more to fighting than making out with eachother. Props for that, but ultimately he's just another shounen trope. An edgy shonen trope.
Now MHA is another in this long list of shounen trends and it won't be the last. Blonde Sasuke won't be the last edgy protagonist either. Or even the last edgy character, certainly not that because most shounen fans are edgy as **** themselves anyway. No wonder these characters are so edgy when everybody who watches these shows are pathetic manchildren... disgusting. Grow up and stop watching children's cartoons. Get a job, maybe. Keep in mind being an angsty teen won't help at all with your social skills so you'll need to work on that.
Which is to say, edginess is not good. It's far from an accurate portrayal of how a decent human should act and just makes you look like an asshole. "Oh lol I'll tell this person to go die 'cause Blonde Sasuke says that too!" it's not funny and not productive. Most normal people should be able to understand that this kind of behaviour shouldn't be acceptable but anime producers and the manchildren who watch their shows seem to incapable of learning anything.
Blonde Sasuke is another example of this. Like the many edgy protagonists before him, he's little more than an edgy ****. I imagine that's his entire personality too. Since when did shounen characters have depth beyond archetypes?

Quote: Vespi

buchi answer or ill uh
insult your waifu

Try it mother****er.

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I made most of these a few weeks ago but only just got around to Blonde Sasuke just now. I hope you're proud of your degeneracy. I'm not.

My waifu...

Huh. Riddle me this: Sailor Uranus from the illustrious Sailor Moon franchise.