darkSpyro

I was originally going to edit an article about vegetables and make it total BS but near the end I was going to make fun of what the species after humans would be but then I thought it would be more interesting to see other people's ideas for the species after humans.
There are no rules, you could make one from scratch, you could mash two existing real or non real species together, it could even be this:
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Instead of using my easy way out (Pikmin and Bulborbs) I tried to make a thing.
I can't name anything very well so I called it a 'Nohbs' and it's a yellow cheesy sphere covered with blood and when you look at it, it looks like a pizza but when you eat it you get drunk really bad and end up in FunkyBoard world. Good thing nobody can eat it because it is only going to exist after humans are extinct.
Nobody can prove you wrong either because we will all be dead before we see whatever is after us.

Cockroaches. I am certain on this, they are the only species that can survive a nuclear war IIRC.

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Cockroaches. I am certain on this, they are the only species that can survive a nuclear war IIRC.

I don't think a nuke is going to kill us off we are probably going to get killed off because of the modern world.

I don't know but I have a strong feeling that cockroaches will survive us either way. And nukes can count as part of the modern world.

I'm going to go with Buchi, i think it'll be some form of cockroach, possibly a hybrid with some other insect which will wipe out the food supply.

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Through the scrolls we learn that the game actually takes place in a postapocalyptic earth where humans are extinct because of rising sea levels, which in turn paves the way for squids to evolve into humanoids and become the dominant species. However, a conflict between squids and octopi emerges which leads to the "turf wars".

Now here's the kicker, one might say they indoctrinate young teenage Inklings into becoming child soldiers by turning turf wars into a hip sport. They use fashion and pop idols to get kids interested in the sport so that they can train for the real combat against the Octarians. Am I the only one who finds this a little disturbing?

So basically, mankind is lost and in our place there are humanoid squids who live in a warmongering culture obsessed with fashion and idols.

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I actually remember watching a nature documentary many years ago about how cephalapods could eventually evolve to be the dominant life on earth. I wonder if Splatoon was inspired by it. Wish I could remember what that documentary was.

Edit: Oh hey, I found it. It's called "The Future is Wild". Aired on Animal Planet way back.

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Quote: GameFAQs

Through the scrolls we learn that the game actually takes place in a postapocalyptic earth where humans are extinct because of rising sea levels, which in turn paves the way for squids to evolve into humanoids and become the dominant species. However, a conflict between squids and octopi emerges which leads to the "turf wars".

Now here's the kicker, one might say they indoctrinate young teenage Inklings into becoming child soldiers by turning turf wars into a hip sport. They use fashion and pop idols to get kids interested in the sport so that they can train for the real combat against the Octarians. Am I the only one who finds this a little disturbing?

So basically, mankind is lost and in our place there are humanoid squids who live in a warmongering culture obsessed with fashion and idols.

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that and the one cat they cryogenically froze for 10k years

my dad

Let’s make Pokémon real.

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Quote: GameFAQs

Through the scrolls we learn that the game actually takes place in a postapocalyptic earth where humans are extinct because of rising sea levels, which in turn paves the way for squids to evolve into humanoids and become the dominant species. However, a conflict between squids and octopi emerges which leads to the "turf wars".

Now here's the kicker, one might say they indoctrinate young teenage Inklings into becoming child soldiers by turning turf wars into a hip sport. They use fashion and pop idols to get kids interested in the sport so that they can train for the real combat against the Octarians. Am I the only one who finds this a little disturbing?

So basically, mankind is lost and in our place there are humanoid squids who live in a warmongering culture obsessed with fashion and idols.

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that and the one cat they cryogenically froze for 10k years

So, if I'm getting this right, it's totally possible for catgirls to legitimately exist in the future? Nice.

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that and the one cat they cryogenically froze for 10k years

So, if I'm getting this right, it's totally possible for catgirls to legitimately exist in the future? Nice.

is this nekopara

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that and the one cat they cryogenically froze for 10k years

So, if I'm getting this right, it's totally possible for catgirls to legitimately exist in the future? Nice.

is this nekopara

****, you're right. Nekopara could be an actual depiction of the future!

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So, if I'm getting this right, it's totally possible for catgirls to legitimately exist in the future? Nice.

is this nekopara

****, you're right. Nekopara could be an actual depiction of the future!

**** theres a lot of ****ing in the future
nice

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is this nekopara

****, you're right. Nekopara could be an actual depiction of the future!

**** theres a lot of ****ing in the future
nice

I like where this is going! Maybe the future won't be so bad after all!

They already exist - rats.

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You know it's going to be bloody dolphins. You just know.

But wouldn't they have left Earth by then?

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I actually remember watching a nature documentary many years ago about how cephalapods could eventually evolve to be the dominant life on earth. I wonder if Splatoon was inspired by it. Wish I could remember what that documentary was.

Edit: Oh hey, I found it. It's called "The Future is Wild". Aired on Animal Planet way back.

Nice! I thought I was the only one on here that knew about The Future is Wild!