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I'd tell you a good chemestry joke...
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5375
#1 Posted: 23:25:59 17/07/2017 | Topic Creator
But I don't have one.
It wouldn't get a good reaction anyway.
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Soon.
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#2 Posted: 23:28:57 17/07/2017
This isn't a joke, but I remember the term Dipole-Dipole Interaction being very funny to me
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#3 Posted: 23:34:30 17/07/2017
Wanna hear a potassium joke?

K.
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5375
#4 Posted: 23:38:05 17/07/2017 | Topic Creator
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." Second guy says "I'll have some H2O too." The barman says "Who the heck says H2O when ordering water, you introverted wierdos?"
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#5 Posted: 23:44:28 17/07/2017
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." Second guy says "I'll have some H2O too." Both of them survive because the bartender understands how the English language functions.
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8936
#6 Posted: 23:54:59 17/07/2017
I wanted to make some guacamole, but I'm all out of Avogadros.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#7 Posted: 23:56:08 17/07/2017
Quote: Skyhunter
I wanted to make some guacamole, but I'm all out of Avogadros.


You're gonna need a lot of them, like about 6.02x10^23 of them
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#8 Posted: 02:04:36 18/07/2017
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here." Helium doesn't react.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12108
#9 Posted: 05:28:19 18/07/2017
A lot of people make chemistry jokes periodically.
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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#10 Posted: 05:57:30 18/07/2017
What does the chemist say to his kids every night before bed?

"Good Nitrogen."
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Wishblade Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#11 Posted: 02:27:58 19/07/2017
I was going to tell my joke about sodium, but then I thought, "Na."
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