darkSpyro

look at that ****in slide in particular, how is anyone supposed to have fun on any of this or not die

danny tried that slide one time, thats why he's ****ing dead

If you try out the tire swing, good luck getting out or not hitting your head! If you try getting to the tunnel, the wall blocking your way is so thin that you will probably fall and get injured. If you try to get to the top of the slide, you will fall and possibly die. In other words, there is no safe way to play here except by using the trampoline, which bounces you so high that someone could easily shove you in midair and the fall would then kill you. This playground is so dangerous that I am going to sue the Amity Park Parks and Recreation district for endangering the youth!

why is the health on top? you need that when you are bleeding your life out on the ground. why is it over pavement? so it hurts more to fall on?

i guess his name is ox

Wait... I see a shadow and possibly a ghost in the tunnel... DID SOMEONE ****ING DIE THERE?! I guess the body became an immobile ghost that either nobody has ever noticed or nobody's figured out how to release because there is no longer a damn entrance or a way to shatter the glass.

The slide reminds me of that time Spongebob broke his butt and was afraid of the outdoors for a while.

Oh, I forgot this game existed until I saw this topic.

It sucks but at least it this playground gives some good lore. Really explains why there are so many ghosts around Amity Park

Adults have also died here? Does this mean they have been trying to play on the deadly playground equipment, too? There must be a yokai responsible for all of this!

The slide doesn't even have a ladder, lol. How are you supposed to die when it's impossible to reach your death?

You can still die trying to climb up there

From the creators of the Nicktoons Unite playground...

still mad about this playground

that slide would kill me and i would let it