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Carmelita Fox Diamond Sparx Gems: 9907
#1 Posted: 01:30:02 05/05/2017 | Topic Creator
because the other one got purged
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Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#2 Posted: 01:34:06 05/05/2017
So we went out with these superwolves who could speak English and were like twice the size of Great Danes, to hunt humans. And these humans were perfectly normal, so it feels disgusting in retrospect. I'm pretty sure I ended up splitting off from everyone else and I'm pretty sure some of the humans we hunted were dS users.

... That first sentence makes it sound like we dated the superwolves which... No. This dream is already gross enough. Nopenopenope.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 02:51:48 05/05/2017
I was at target, and they had this Bill Cipher plush i thought was like 10 bucks. I check the price and it's 29.99. Dream ends with me throwing the damn thing in somebody's cart
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 809
#4 Posted: 07:08:40 05/05/2017
I had a dream where I essentially tried to delete the Internet history of the entire universe but I failed and broke reality. So I had to try and fix it even though I didn't know how so I ended up constantly dieing and being born in different places in the universe. But I wake up when I get to the centre of the universe :c
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 3366
#5 Posted: 15:22:04 05/05/2017
I had a dream that i was swimming in champagne, and then i woke up with a hangover :'(
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Bifrost Platinum Sparx Gems: 6840
#6 Posted: 15:26:59 05/05/2017
The other day I dreamed Skylanders Academy was leaked like Orange is the New Black and I was furiously mashing the screnshot button for hours :I My dreams are weird and don't make up their mind if they want to be mundane or crazy.
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I do art!
You're so superficial
Dressed up all official
Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#7 Posted: 20:32:09 05/05/2017
I'm posting the old topic link so I don't lose it but I can get rid of it so my subscriptions stay at 69 http://forum.darkspyro.net/spy...hp?topic=129921
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2904
#8 Posted: 00:15:07 06/05/2017
I went to this huge hospital place and they had statues of Godzilla in the lobby. Then I was suddenly in a restaurant with my mom and my best friend, and I had a delicious-looking steak in front of me. But I was crying because it was the steak was so sugary I couldn't eat it (I'm actually a type 1 diabetic irl so I guess that's why), so I went into the bathroom and I cried some more but when I came back my best friend ate the steak and ordered me something else, which was like a huge chunk of pineapple with a bunch of sliced tomatoes on it. I ate it all, but then my friend said "wot in tarnation" and I woke up.
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sometimes that japanese future funk be hittin tho...
Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#9 Posted: 02:03:24 06/05/2017
Feat. dS users I can't remember- I was obsessed with getting pictures of everything to register everything in my personal compendium.

While doing that, new Fallout game came out. Arrived home and found everyone else was staying at my home to read reviews of the first two Fallout games, debate wether they were that good and question which was better.

I have never played a Fallout game.

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I had this nightmare I got with this hot long-haired guitar player man but I went to sleep in the dream and when I woke up HE WAS CUTTING HIS HAIR SHORT RIGHT NEXT TO ME IN THE BED D:
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 5435
#10 Posted: 13:02:44 07/05/2017
I had a dream I had to escape a cult to get home and work on an english assignment. Apparently failing the assignment created more panic than being trapped by a cult, as I woke up still thinking I needed to do it. Plot twist: I haven't been in school for over a year now.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5173
#11 Posted: 16:30:05 07/05/2017
I had one where there was a Pokémon Direct and everyone thought they were gonna reveal the next Pokémon games, but they ended up just revealing some gen 4 spinoff game. This did however fuel the idea of the next Pokémon games being D/P remakes.
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StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3833
#12 Posted: 21:51:46 07/05/2017
My house was invaded by red centipede-like things that killed you if they latched on to you for too long. I saw them on my friend's back and suddenly we were all in full panic mode trying to get them off.
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Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 809
#13 Posted: 06:56:00 08/05/2017
Everyone spoke sillese, a language that is a mix between Hungarian and Japanese, but I could only speak French (I don't even know any french). So that was for a day in my dream.
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BARUFARUKU IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#14 Posted: 09:55:22 12/05/2017
The club I'm in for school plays had its first meeting that year. While we waited, we grabbed these lone sodas and Red Bulls. We all got in trouble for stealing the drinks so everyone had to go down and talk about it. I even took a Coke from a friend there. Meanwhile, my relationship with a random girl from real life was blossoming. It really felt like we were in love. We held hands, traded jokey insults and I even picked her up at one point and gave her a big ol kiss. I was so mad when I woke up, dudes...

My dreams are so weird and disjointed. There was even a "stage fright" joke with someone peeing in the restroom while also talking to someone else. But, that last part. That was so magical!
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Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#15 Posted: 00:41:05 15/05/2017
I had a dream someone hacked JoJo ASB to have 3-player battles, and they used it to have a match between Josuke, Akira and Gyro because they shipped all three of them together. And they had unique shipping dialogue.

I'd say that shipping is pretty ballsy.
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Carmelita Fox Diamond Sparx Gems: 9907
#16 Posted: 02:15:33 15/05/2017 | Topic Creator
I was desperately trying to get the role of young Princess Leia in an upcoming Star Wars film. Apparently the best method to achieve this was to stalk Mark Hamill at the mall.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 8814
#17 Posted: 03:35:20 15/05/2017
How do you people actually remember your dreams? Because I sure as hell can't. XP
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#18 Posted: 10:11:00 15/05/2017
Quote: HIR
How do you people actually remember your dreams? Because I sure as hell can't. XP



Write it down as soon as you wake up so you can remember it better. I was the same way till I started doing it.
Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#19 Posted: 10:22:28 15/05/2017
Quote: HIR
How do you people actually remember your dreams? Because I sure as hell can't. XP


I actually feel more awake in dreams than reality. That's dysphoria for ya.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 8814
#20 Posted: 13:41:52 15/05/2017
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: HIR
How do you people actually remember your dreams? Because I sure as hell can't. XP



Write it down as soon as you wake up so you can remember it better. I was the same way till I started doing it.


But waking up for me is like coming out from under anesthesia. I don't remember how I even fell asleep in the first place. XD
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King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#21 Posted: 13:43:41 15/05/2017
I dreamed Blaster-Tron had a sword and came to out school during health class and murdered our teacher.

We killed him with cookies filled with pills

This was in 2014, and I still remember it.
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Rise and Shine Ursine
DS D Yellow Sparx Gems: 1565
#22 Posted: 19:27:51 15/05/2017
I dreamed I was Mitsuha, and touched her bewbs.
Kimi No Na Wa is a goddamn good movie.
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(Former admin of TapL's Server.)
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Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#23 Posted: 02:10:47 16/05/2017
I had a dream my Steam friend was really angry at me and cut off all contact with me.
ngl, do not talk as much as I should with him. Ever. That's a real problem of mine. :(

... Also I vaguely remember having my boobs fondled. I'm only saying this because, while it happens in dreams every so often, I think it's hilarious with DS D's dream.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#24 Posted: 09:41:18 16/05/2017
I had a dream that ZapNorris threatened to kill me because he got overly defensive about his mom on Mother's Day. Someone said something pretty nasty about her, but Zap kinda went overboard and several users tried to calm him down. It ended when he typed in "I'll kill every single last one of you! I will avenge my mom's dignity." before I signed off slightly terrified for my life

Then I woke up (in the dream) and was pissed that Zap hadn't been Ripto'd so I was in the middle of typing an angry post to the mods before my alarm woke me up.

Also, I just remembered a small dream I had about The Drunken Peasants making cameos in The Walking Dead.
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Carmelita Fox Diamond Sparx Gems: 9907
#25 Posted: 11:24:29 16/05/2017 | Topic Creator
i was Clint from Lazy Game Reviews and my elderly next door neighbor kept inviting me to an orgy between a couple of young girls and his other elderly friend, i was very disturbed and i made a vlog about it.
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Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#26 Posted: 00:56:24 17/05/2017
I had a dream my mom was really submissive to my dad and he was being worse than he'd ever been, and... I don't remember what I said to him, but it wasn't some insult, just something along the lines of "what you're doing is wrong" (he was being abusive)... He threw me on the floor and grabbed my neck, slowly strangling it with one hand. :( When I kept saying I'm sorry and didn't mean it, he let me go but I'm sure he was silently seething at me. My dad isn't like this but on the other hand, if he hadn't stopped yelling daily after I dropped out... And I still don't know what was behind this decision... I wouldn't have been surprised to see this happen. I suppose I'm lucky things didn't escalate to that, but this was a sad reminder of a childhood where every day, I would be scared of going home. I hate my dad.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#27 Posted: 01:16:52 17/05/2017
i had this dream that i woke up with a HUGE, BLUE AFRO and my mom didnt even notice the large afro but at school i was like a superstar then we just all showed up at this canyon and there was this pokemon battle and i had this onix and i think i like barely won


although bug types are my favorite
Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#28 Posted: 01:20:05 17/05/2017
^ This is officially how I imagine you now
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#29 Posted: 01:21:59 17/05/2017
Quote: Drawdler
^ This is officially how I imagine you now



fit: funky
afro: blue
onix: out


i am forcibly removed from the fitness gym
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#30 Posted: 01:49:40 17/05/2017
I also had a dream where I was in the point of view of two guys jumping across a lake like jesus from something.

Then at the end, one of the guys was pulled into the water
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Rise and Shine Ursine
KeybasHedKey Ripto Gems: 1862
#31 Posted: 05:11:32 17/05/2017
That one dream when Camilla was a an Spider/Human Hybrid it was weird and creepy. I should stop playing Fire Emblem Fates for a while it's giving me weird dreams like the one with Silas dying and i was shocked to see him die.
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Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 809
#32 Posted: 07:04:27 17/05/2017
I had a dream where me and my gran visited every country in Europe but my gran offended every country so she got arrested everywhere so I had to go back to England on my own. When I got to England I found out that my family had moved to japan. I finally found a flight that first stops at Rome then to Osaka, I figured that's the best I could get. The plane I got on looked like a green steam-engine and exploded almost as soon as we took off. I somehow survived and walked back inside as if nothing happened. I convinced an employee to take me in their personal plane that also happened to look like a green steam-engine but they ditched me in Malta where I found another green steam-engine and used it to fly to Osaka which looked suspiciously like Tokyo. Either way I met with my mum at the Eiffel Tower and woke up.
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DS D Yellow Sparx Gems: 1565
#33 Posted: 08:29:05 19/05/2017
Wait.....why am I suddenly at the edge of a crater?

has anyone actually watched Kimi No Na Wa? smilie
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Yo, DEADASS?? BANANAS ARE DEAD???

(Former admin of TapL's Server.)
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3350
#34 Posted: 13:15:10 21/05/2017
I dreamed I was playing a Sonic game that the plot revolved around betting mixed with Unleashed's plot. I remember something ended horribly wrong during a bet involving Dark Gaia or something.

I also dreamed Bifrost was swearing in Portuguese in her posts for some reason.
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Can never have too many redesigns.
Bifrost Platinum Sparx Gems: 6840
#35 Posted: 17:57:53 21/05/2017
I don't even swear too hard in portuguese, it just sounds dirty compared to nice english swears

Either way, today I dreamed that the bus driver started arguing with me even if he magically appeared almost an hour before schedule and I missed an appointment with a teacher. Then a few seconds later I was talking to the teacher anyway???
And for some reason, when I went to browse the forums, MurgoUrth was banned. Absolutely no rhyme or reason, I don't think anyone was even talking about it, but the YK thread was just a sea of avatar-less posts.
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I do art!
You're so superficial
Dressed up all official
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3350
#36 Posted: 18:00:32 21/05/2017
Quote: Bifrost
I don't even swear too hard in portuguese, it just sounds dirty compared to nice english swears


I like to mix booth sometimes. Everything goes well with "****ing".
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#37 Posted: 18:23:03 21/05/2017
i had a dream i was trying to get into seaworld but they wouldnt let me in
somePerson Platinum Sparx Gems: 5256
#38 Posted: 18:46:50 21/05/2017
i had a dream where i got a switch from target. i wish
Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#39 Posted: 23:25:44 21/05/2017
For some reason, Jesse handed me old yearbooks (to keep, not sign). His name was spelt wrong in them, and there was a photo of him as part of a tennis team.
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2904
#40 Posted: 23:30:49 21/05/2017
I was looking out the window of this really top building down on the farm which in real life is across from my house. There was this dog running around in the fields and he was sliding around on his giant back paws he had and he kept slamming into the fence and then doing it again. I was laughing until the dog flipped over the fence and into the street, but then he just went back into the field to keep on sliding.
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sometimes that japanese future funk be hittin tho...
Carmelita Fox Diamond Sparx Gems: 9907
#41 Posted: 14:47:04 23/05/2017 | Topic Creator
some guy trapped me in some kind of nightmare world of his own creation and there were meaty tentacles following me around constantly
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Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#42 Posted: 00:49:07 24/05/2017
I became a millionaire selling pineapples and oranges. And I used the money to. Uh. Get people with pretty hands to be available to me. Yeah. ...

The pineapples grew on trees though which is totally inaccurate. Did you know pineapples actually grow on bushes?
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2904
#43 Posted: 00:51:23 24/05/2017
I became a mad scientist and cloned this one kid I went to middle school with. I made the first human clone, who was exactly like the kid but he had paper-white hair instead of the original's blonde/brown.
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sometimes that japanese future funk be hittin tho...
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#44 Posted: 02:24:57 24/05/2017
Quote: Drawdler
I became a millionaire selling pineapples and oranges. And I used the money to. Uh. Get people with pretty hands to be available to me. Yeah. ...

The pineapples grew on trees though which is totally inaccurate. Did you know pineapples actually grow on bushes?


[User Posted Image]


but damn pineapple lore is weird
Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#45 Posted: 02:26:45 24/05/2017
Silly Zap, it's afternoon.

Did you also know? Pineapples used to be a sign of wealth.

By the way, anyone want to buy one? Plucked by the finest hands, I promise. :^)
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#46 Posted: 02:37:18 24/05/2017
Quote: Drawdler

Did you also know? Pineapples used to be a sign of wealth.



no wonder spongebob made so much money for nick

at least the first three seasons did
Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#47 Posted: 23:31:56 24/05/2017
I had a dream I went to [local shopping center] and I wandered around and stuff on my own, one of the places I went to was a hairdresser that got shut down because it turns out they would liberally do drugs in there (still illegal here) and sometimes sex stuff (which I walked in on...).
And then when I was gonna call my mom to walk back home with her, her number was unavailable and she went missing. I bumped into a primary school friend and told her how messy my life went since 2012, was sad.
Also for some reason all this sadness led me to open amiibo when I got home.
But my mom arrived home in the end hooray!

I also had another dream where for some reason Jesse was nonstop posting huge gifs of Gappy dancing.
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Error: You
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Carmelita Fox Diamond Sparx Gems: 9907
#48 Posted: 23:43:08 24/05/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: Drawdler
I became a millionaire selling pineapples and oranges. And I used the money to. Uh. Get people with pretty hands to be available to me. Yeah. ...

The pineapples grew on trees though which is totally inaccurate. Did you know pineapples actually grow on bushes?


[User Posted Image]


but damn pineapple lore is weird




drawdler in one clip
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Drawdler Gold Sparx Gems: 2987
#49 Posted: 23:48:41 24/05/2017
how dare you im not that short
im even shorter than that you curmudgeon
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#50 Posted: 02:02:04 25/05/2017
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: Drawdler
I became a millionaire selling pineapples and oranges. And I used the money to. Uh. Get people with pretty hands to be available to me. Yeah. ...

The pineapples grew on trees though which is totally inaccurate. Did you know pineapples actually grow on bushes?


[User Posted Image]


but damn pineapple lore is weird




drawdler in one clip



my parents explicitly remember animaniacs and pinky & the brain. might sit down and watch those sometime.

also RIP prince still smilie
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