darkSpyro

But that's useful though... it gives people the ability to closely examine their mouth and see where they need to brush/floss more. This is actually pretty cool if you ask me!

Quirky and GE comes the Wink Egg Minder Smart Egg Tray that adds a new level of intelligence to your everyday lives and the kitchen. The Egg Minder features a built-in Wi-Fi chip to allow it to sync up to your smart device via the Wink app. Once paired with your smartphone or tablet you can now open the app from anywhere to view how many eggs you have which can be incredibly handy on impromptu grocery shopping trips or if you simply just don't think to check on your egg count before heading out the door. This alone is very convenient but the Egg Minder can still do more. In the actual egg crate next to each egg is an LED light that will alert you to which egg of the bunch is the oldest and should be used next and when that egg is removed from the Egg Minder the next oldest will be indicated and so on. The Egg Minder will also communicate with you through various push-notifications to alert you to when an egg has gone bad, an egg is close to going bad, and even set the Egg Minder to notify you when you are running low on eggs. The Wink app will allow you to choose at what amount of eggs left you want to be notified since a family of five is more likely to run out of eggs quicker than someone living on their own. Up to 14 eggs can be stored in the Egg Minder at one time and to keep the eggs safe while in your refrigerator it also comes with a protective covering. It is powered by two AA batteries (included) and is compatible iOS 6 and above, iPhone 4 and above, and Android OS 2.2 and higher

Maybe not terrible product, but a terrible use I thought up. Now, for something that is completely useless for almost all purposes, here's the Quirky Egg Minder Wink App Enabled Smart Egg Tray. And for anyone who doesn't want to click the link, here's some information that it's amazon page gives:

It syncs with your smartphone to tell you how many eggs you've got at home (up to 14) and when they're going bad.

Wirelessly connects to your mobile device to track the number of eggs you have and tell you when they're going bad

In-tray LED lights indicate the oldest egg, while push notifications alert you when you're running low.

Check Egg Minder while at the store; you'll never be in a scramble for a good egg again.

Why the **** would you ever need this? You can't just examine the damn eggs yourself? And here's the product description:

Quote: Amazon

Quirky and GE comes the Wink Egg Minder Smart Egg Tray that adds a new level of intelligence to your everyday lives and the kitchen. The Egg Minder features a built-in Wi-Fi chip to allow it to sync up to your smart device via the Wink app. Once paired with your smartphone or tablet you can now open the app from anywhere to view how many eggs you have which can be incredibly handy on impromptu grocery shopping trips or if you simply just don't think to check on your egg count before heading out the door. This alone is very convenient but the Egg Minder can still do more. In the actual egg crate next to each egg is an LED light that will alert you to which egg of the bunch is the oldest and should be used next and when that egg is removed from the Egg Minder the next oldest will be indicated and so on. The Egg Minder will also communicate with you through various push-notifications to alert you to when an egg has gone bad, an egg is close to going bad, and even set the Egg Minder to notify you when you are running low on eggs. The Wink app will allow you to choose at what amount of eggs left you want to be notified since a family of five is more likely to run out of eggs quicker than someone living on their own. Up to 14 eggs can be stored in the Egg Minder at one time and to keep the eggs safe while in your refrigerator it also comes with a protective covering. It is powered by two AA batteries (included) and is compatible iOS 6 and above, iPhone 4 and above, and Android OS 2.2 and higher

It says it "can be incredibly handy on impromptu grocery shopping trips or if you simply just don't think to check on your egg count before heading out the door." How about you just go "oh no, I forgot to check if I needed eggs before leaving" instead of spending $11.99 on this thing. Is it such a common occurrence that you need to spend 11.99 on this? (Also, according to reviews it doesn't really work.)

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But that's useful though... it gives people the ability to closely examine their eggs and see when they need to buy some more. This is actually pretty cool if you ask me!

i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

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i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

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i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

i feel like we're dodging the elephant in the room here

WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING YOU'RE LIKE 12

i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

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i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

If aliens ever decide to destroy the planet, this will be the only reason they need to give to justify it.

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i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

If aliens ever decide to destroy the planet, this will be the only reason they need to give to justify it.

lol as if they don't have fun with their rectal photography kits

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i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

If I was a female I would buy that

Quote: ZapNorris

i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

i feel like we're dodging the elephant in the room here

WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING YOU'RE LIKE 12

Quote: hardcoreignitor

Quote: ZapNorris

i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

i feel like we're dodging the elephant in the room here

WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING YOU'RE LIKE 12

>implying you're not 12

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i feel like we're dodging the elephant in the room here

WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING YOU'RE LIKE 12

>implying you're not 12

i don't think hci is 12..

Zap, maybe.

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i saw this one selfie stick/dildo hybrid that could take a photo from inside your vagina

good stuff

If I was a female I would buy that

What's stopping you now? You have 2 holes

Quote: willspyro

Quote: hardcoreignitor

i feel like we're dodging the elephant in the room here

WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING YOU'RE LIKE 12

>implying you're not 12

i don't think hci is 12..

Zap, maybe.

lol what are you an idiot you can't ever use something for anything other than what it's labeled as