darkSpyro

basically the premise is simple, youll give someone a million dollars, but they have to do some whacky dare to get it! they can ether say yes or no, but then they have to give their own million dollars but question!
also you can add time limits to your dares, like a month or year or something, but if you dont specify, then it's forever!

ill start:

million dollars but every time you go to the grocery store, you cant use a shopping cart or bag or anything, you can only use your hands

I'll do it. I could easily hire people to do it for me with the money!

You get a million dollars, but you have to eat a turd cake.

Nope.

I'll give you a million dollars but you need to bingewatch Fuller House for a year.

Million Dollars , but, you only have 1 day to spend it all(Includes any cashback), before a giant monster comes and eats you

Donate, like, 90% of it to charity and use the remaining 10% to pay the bills. I'm good with that, assuming you mean if I don't pay it in time the monster will eat me.

You get a million dollars if you dress like a princess and play with barbies at Walmart and other places, living off nothing but small free samples.

If it was for a day or so then yeah, but forever? Nope.

You get one million dollars, but only if you stop using the internet for five years.

If I don't have Internet, I have practically nothing to do with the money, so no.

You get a million dollars but you must give 50% of it to corrupt people who have more than enough money, and doing so will make them more corrupt, going as far as framing people who disagree with them.

No I'm not going to give any money to Hillary Clinton...


You get a million dollars but you can't spend it for forty years.

no

you get a million dollars
BUT
Donald Trump becomes president, makes Hillary Clinton his vice president, and starts ww3 with russia

Hehehe, I'm Republican, hillary eventually dies, we win ww3.

You get a million dollar
BUT
you can't eat meat,grains,dairy, or eggs

how's that different from my life now


You get a million dollars but you have to have sex with Trump

*COUGH COUGH* I'm male... *COUGH COUGH*
You get a million dollars..
BUT
You have to murder Sans in real life 10 times in a row, and dying still counts as real death.

......Suuuure *gets 27 guns, 26 police trained dogs, and my phone......... to take a selfie* real life, real rules!

You get a million dollars
BUT
you have to be the test subject on a new time machine rather than the mouse they were originally going to use. (That mouse'll be watchin' with a bucket o' popcorn)

Nah. The time machine could fuse me with a wall. I don't want that.

You get a million dollars...
BUT
If you fail to make your pet implode, the money will be shoved directly up your behind, all the way into your stomach.

You get a million dollars
BUT
If you don't get anything perfect, people will judge you for it.

Nah.

You get a million dollars...
BUT
Every single time you get hurt in any way (slightly scraped, poked, etc), Hitler will appear out of nowhere to kick you in the balls.

I don't have them, so I'll be fine. Plus, Hitler's dead.

You get a million dollars....
...but you have to never use the Internet again.

Nah, that would be impossible for me.

You get a million dollars...
BUT
You become well known and everyone knows where your whereabouts. Thieves attempt to kill you and take all that you buy, so you'll have to spend most of it on a huge base with high security.

Basically "you get a million dollars, but you don't get any actually because you spent it all, so you gain nothing but oh now people are trying to kill you". I'm making a deal where I gain nothing other than the thrill of trying to stay alive?

Million dollars, but all your friends get a text alert whenever you ****?