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"I know that, I just didn't think on it," Phosphora said. "I don't really know what to think right now."

"Fight people you were currently at war with," Dark Pit grumbled.

Ryuk tilted his head, "and why is that?"

Viridi looked up brightly, "so I should just start a new war? Yeah! That would make things way more interesting!"

"There's just so much happening at once right now, although I guess it's easier to keep up with than all the wars Viridi started at home," Phosphora laughed.

"NO! That is not what I meant!" Dark Pit sighed. "Look, do you have any idea how hard it is to fight a million wars at once, and then not only feel how tired you are from all that but how tired someone else is from their own everyday life?"

Ryuk nodded, "and why don't you just stop her from starting them if they're so annoying?"

"Well..." Viridi paused, "I guess not. But you were the one who decided to stay, so it isn't entirely my fault." She took a moment to think, "Can you beat her? The angel, I mean."

"Easier said than done," Phosphora laughed. "She just starts them before I even notice she's gotten into a situation where she could. ...Even if I knew when she was in that kind of situation I wouldn't be able to stop her."

"I'm not sure," Dark Pit admitted.

Ryuk floated back, "point. She does have an...interesting way of doing things."

Viridi sighed, "so not a good idea to go near her?"

"No kidding," Phosphora agreed.

"I don't know what she can do, so definitely a bad idea," Dark Pit nodded.

Ryuk floated toward the door, "think we should go check on your new pets?"

"You probably do know what she can do, considering you know her and all of that," Viridi muttered.

"Sounds good," Phosphora nodded.

"I don't know her that well," Dark Pit sighed. "Plus she's nothing like the last time I saw her."

Ryuk floated out of the building and began going toward the direction the creatures were.

"What do you mean?" Viridi frowned.

Phosphora followed him, knowing he'd be more likely to know exactly where they were than she was.

"I mean she's quite obviously less... sane, I guess," Dark Pit shrugged.

Ryuk arrived in the spot where Phosphora's pets were. "Here they are," he stated.

"Sane? What are you talking about?" Viridi questioned.

Phosphora flew over to each one for a second. "Wait... what do you guys eat?" she frowned, then came up with an idea. "I'll just bring a bunch of stuff and figure it out."

"She didn't seem sane, that's all," Dark Pit snapped. "Why do you keep asking me?"

Ryuk smirked, "I can summon whatever it is you want," he pointed out.

"Because she was the one who talked like she knew you!" Viridi grumbled.

"Oh yeah," Phosphora said. "Well then try a bunch of stuff I don't know what they eat"

(I honestly don't know what they'd eat
I mean Thunder and Cobalt probably eat meat
But storm's a horse and also a dragon
what do horse dragons eat)

"I don't know why she did that, I wish you'd stop acting like I do!" Dark Pit snapped.

Every food imaginable began appearing in front of the three creatures, creating a large buffet for them.

(Uhhhh probably like grass and meat idfk)

"But you have to know why! It wouldn't benefit her to fake knowing you," Viridi glared at Dark Pit.

Thunder and Cobalt went for the meat, occasionally fighting a little over a peice. Storm just watched them.

(I'mma go with grass since it looks more horse than dragon)

"Maybe it does benefit her somehow, I don't know, okay?" Dark Pit growled.

Ryuk laughed, summoning more meat. "Don't fight, just ask for more."

(Yeah that works)

"It doesn't! End of story! Now can we please go find something to do?" Viridi complained, looking around.

"Why isn't Storm eating anything?" Phosphora asked, concerned.

"Sure, I don't care," Dark Pit shrugged.

Ryuk shrugged, "he probably eats grass. He does look like a horse."

"That typically means I need you to find something to do. Usually I have a war to win or something, here it's just boring," Viridi looked around as she said this.

"Good point," Phosphora nodded.

"I'm not doing everything for you!" Dark Pit grumbled.

Suddenly, a rather large, healthy patch of grass appeared around Storm. "There," Ryuk said.

"Isn't that what I hired you for?" Viridi snapped.

Storm stared at it for a bit before eating some of it and then just standing there.

"No," Dark Pit said simply.

Ryuk frowned, "you mag want to check on him."

Viridi sighed before walking to the woods, "I guess I have nothing better to do anyway. Do me a favour amd make sure Phosphora doesn't know I'm out here alone," she called.

"There's more grass than just the patch you know," Phosphora laughed. "Maybe he already ate."

"You have got to be kidding me," Dark Pit sighed.

Ryuk nodded, smirking. "I know. I can tell," he laughed.

Viridi kept walking until she heard talking up ahead. She tensed, but continued toward it to see what it was.

"Why'd you go and say I needed to check on him then, huh?" Phosphora laughed, recognizing that Ryuk had just been messing with her.

Ryuk sheugged, laughing along with Phosphora.

Viridi froze when she saw three giant monsters standing on front of her, not noticing Phosphora and Ryuk.

Thunder looked up from his meat and saw Viridi. He made a sound between a bark and a roar, the sound rather neutral.

"Uh..." Viridi trailed off, unsure of whether the creature was going to attack her.

Phosphora noticed Viridi and sighed. "WE JUST SAID YOU SHOULDN'T RUN INTO THE WOODS ALONE!"

"Blame Pittoo," Viridi answered, quickly warping back into the woods somewhere. "Oops," she muttered.

Mikasa frowned, "okay, you're halfway there. You're getting sloppy, pick up your feet more."

(Oh my god I'm dying I just got Fire Emblem Heroes and Takumi's on the loading screen
He sounds weird tho)

Phosphora sighed. "Dammit Viridi..."

Gladion stopped again to try to catch his breath.

(...)

Mikasa glared at Gladion, "don't stop. You don't get to stop when you are in battle, so you most certainly don't get to stop in training," she growled.

Asuna stood up and walked outside, in hopes of finding Lucina. After hearing Viridi's announcement, she decided it would be best to discuss the matter with Lucina.

"Can't... breathe..." Gladion managed, returning the glare.

(Lucina's in the woods with NatsuI just remembered
That's honestly great)

Lucina was just starting to think there weren't any normal animals when she managed to catch a pair of mice in a makeshift net she'd made out of vines. She took them back to Natsu, finding him asleep.

Mikasa's hand hovered over her sword again, a threatening look in her eyes. "You do as I say," she hissed.

(:'D)

Natsu rolled over onto his stomach as he snored lightly.

Asuna began calling out, "Lucina? Are you here?" in hopes of finding the girl in one of the other buildings.

Gladion shook his head.

"Hey. We can summon puppies now," Lucina shook Natsu as she said this, hoping to wake him up. He was the one who knew where they were.

Mikasa drew one of her blades, holding it out in front of her. "What did you say?" She took a defensive stance, her eyes going back to their original emotionless state.

Natsu jumped to his feet, smiling. "Let's go then!" Natsu took the things in Lucina's hands and lifted her again, heading back in the direction they came from.

Asuna sighed, looking around in defeat. "I wonder where she went..."

Gladion glared at Mikasa, still trying to catch his breath.

Lucina didn't even react at this point

Mikasa gave a low growl, drawing her other weapon. "Start. Now."

As Natsu arrived back at the camp, he dropped Lucina right in front of Asuna, leaving her on the ground. He ran back to the food hall, an excited look on his face. "HENRY!" he screamed as he burst through the doors, "I HAVE THE STUFF!"

Asuna looked surprised as Lucina returned. "Are you okay?" she stuck her hand out for the girl, wondering what had happened.

Gladion rolled his eyes. He reluctantly started again, glaring at Mikasa the whole time.

"YAY!" Henry grinned, clapping his hands together excitedly. "let's go outside and I'll perform the ritual! You can't interrupt or it'll get messed up and instead of puppies we might get Risen. It's really easy to get Risen." He ran outside.

"Other than the fact that Natsu just dragged me into the middle of the woods and back at least three times I'm fine." Lucina took Asuna's hand and got up.

Mikasa's hands dropped, but she kept her blades in her hands. She tried her best to ignore the pain of whatever that angel had done to her, though it was getting rather difficult.

Natsu followed, the items still in his arms. "Puppies!" He called, catching up with Henry.

Asuna laughed, giving Lucina a warm smile. "Well, you missed an important announcement you will want to hear," her expression was serious now, her bangs falling in her eyes.

Henry started drawing sigils with one of the mice's blood, chanting quietly as he did so. Then she killed the other one, continuing the chant, and there was a red glow. A couple of small, three-headed puppies appeared, sniffing around the sigils.

"What happened?" Lucina asked.

Natsu jumped toward the puppies, picking one up and squishing it against his chest. "Look at the little cutie!"

"Viridi said she saw the angel," Asuna replied darkly. "While she was out in the woods."

"I know, they're adorable!" Henry agreed.

"Oh," Lucina said. "Well, she doesn't seem to have been attacked."

"No," Asuna answered, "she was fine. She teleported back, so I assume she did so before the angel could do anything to her."

Natsu thought for a moment, "I'll take six, you take one, and Lucina'll take one then!" He lifted six more puppies off of the ground and began to head over to Lucina and Asuna. "Or maybe Asuna'll want one too!"

"That makes sense," Lucina nodded. She heard someone approaching and turned to see Natsu with an armful of three headed puppies. "I knew I couldn't trust Henry to summon NORMAL puppies for him," she muttered.

"Alright!" Henry grinned.

Asuna's mouth fell open as she looked at Natsu in surprise.

"HERE! A PUPPY FOR YOU," Natsu handed Asuna a puppy, to which she carefully took it and dropped it to the ground.

"Be nice to it," Natsu growled, taking the six puppies and Lucina into his arms and stomping into the woods. "You get one too," he smiled as he shifted so one of the creatures would land on Lucina's lap.

"Okay then..." Lucina stared at the puppy, uncertain of what she should do with it.

"Hug him!" Natsu commanded cheerfully, pulling the squirming puppies closer to his chest.