darkSpyro

My name's Paulie I have a ****in' pizzeria in Brooklyn. It's called Paulie's Pizza and Pasta. My ****ing partner, Joey, we're gay. **** you! So ****in' what? WE'RE ****IN' GAY! There's this ****in' ***** that lives on our block, her name's Diane, she's got an above ground pool. Who the **** does she think she is? She thinks she's better than everyone else on the ****in' block. Just 'cause she's got an above ground pool. So the other day when she asked for a slice of cheese, she got a lil' bit of MY cheese! Now she's gay! Now she's gay!

Welcome to ****in' Paulie's Pizza and Coffee. We serve pizza. We serve coffee. We're ****in' gay. Deal with it!

You forgot to mention you serve pasta in that final sentence...

Quote: Reverse0456

You forgot to mention you serve pasta in that final sentence...

**** you, we're gay!

Quote: Sesshomaru75

sounds like my kind of shindig

Come on in, we serve pasta, we serve coffee, we're ****in' gay!

And I'm a robot do we have any problems can I just get some damn coffee?

Quote: Reverse0456

And I'm a robot do we have any problems can I just get some damn coffee?

Yeah! **** you, we're gay, ya' ****in' homophobe!

can i have the special gay pizza

Quote: arceustheprime

can i have the special gay pizza

**** you! Of course you can!

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Reverse0456

And I'm a robot do we have any problems can I just get some damn coffee?

Yeah! **** you, we're gay, ya' ****in' homophobe!

For the record we robots can be gay to according to some universal laws....you know what I'm gonna just show myself out with my coffee.

Quote: Reverse0456

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Reverse0456

And I'm a robot do we have any problems can I just get some damn coffee?

Yeah! **** you, we're gay, ya' ****in' homophobe!

For the record we robots can be gay to according to some universal laws....you know what I'm gonna just show myself out with my coffee.

Yeah **** you! Enjoy your ****in' coffee!

Excuse me but do you serve Lasagna at this restaurant, hmm?

Quote: thumper

Excuse me but do you serve Lasagna at this restaurant, hmm?

**** you, of course we do! We gotcha lasagna, we gotcha rigatoni, we gotcha spaghetti, we gotcha linguine, we even gotcha ****in' mac 'n cheese!

Is it a requirement of this establishment to say **** every sentence?

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Excuse me but do you serve Lasagna at this restaurant, hmm?

**** you, of course we do! We gotcha lasagna, we gotcha rigatoni, we gotcha spaghetti, we gotcha linguine, we even gotcha ****in' mac 'n cheese!

Excellent! I'll have the Lasagna with extra cheese, Garlic Bread and a tossed salad, oh and a cup of coffee, please.

Ya got Cheese Cake too?

Quote: mega spyro

Is it a requirement of this establishment to say **** every sentence?

**** you, we're gay, of course it is!

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Excuse me but do you serve Lasagna at this restaurant, hmm?

**** you, of course we do! We gotcha lasagna, we gotcha rigatoni, we gotcha spaghetti, we gotcha linguine, we even gotcha ****in' mac 'n cheese!

Excellent! I'll have the Lasagna with extra cheese, Garlic Bread and a tossed salad, oh and a cup of coffee, please.

Ya got Cheese Cake too?

Good choice, or garlic bread is ****in' delicious!
It'll be out shortly, lady!

I'll have a mighty meaty pizza please

Can I get a ****ing pizza you ****ing people haven't ****ing ****ed on?

Quote: Shagaru Magala

I'll have a mighty meaty pizza please

**** you, that'll be $6.99!

Quote: mega spyro

Can I get a ****ing pizza you ****ing people haven't ****ing ****ed on?

**** you, we put special sauce on all our ****in' pizzas!

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Shagaru Magala

I'll have a mighty meaty pizza please

**** you, that'll be $6.99!

Quote: mega spyro

Can I get a ****ing pizza you ****ing people haven't ****ing ****ed on?

**** you, we put special sauce on all our ****in' pizzas!

Then **** you both, I'm getting my ****ing pizza somewhere else, and there isn't a ****ing thing you can do about it.

Ya'll must be rather busy cause I've been waiting for a half an hour. Could you at least check on my order, please?

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Shagaru Magala

I'll have a mighty meaty pizza please

**** you, that'll be $6.99!

Quote: mega spyro

Can I get a ****ing pizza you ****ing people haven't ****ing ****ed on?

**** you, we put special sauce on all our ****in' pizzas!

Then **** you both, I'm getting my ****ing pizza somewhere else, and there isn't a ****ing thing you can do about it.

**** you, we're gay you ****in' homophobe!

Quote: thumper

Ya'll must be rather busy cause I've been waiting for a half an hour. Could you at least check on my order, please?

Your ****in' order will be out in one moment. Sorry for the ****in' wait, have a free dessert!

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: StriderSwag

**** you, that'll be $6.99!


**** you, we put special sauce on all our ****in' pizzas!

Then **** you both, I'm getting my ****ing pizza somewhere else, and there isn't a ****ing thing you can do about it.

**** you, we're gay you ****in' homophobe!

Quote: thumper

Ya'll must be rather busy cause I've been waiting for a half an hour. Could you at least check on my order, please?

Your ****in' order will be out in one moment. Sorry for the ****in' wait, have a free dessert!

I just don't want ****ing people ****ing on my pizza, asshole!

*leaves a note on the counter*

Dear Paulie,

I'm sorry I cant wait any longer for my Lasagna, here's $50.00 to cover the cost of the dinner.

Sincerely yours,

Lady.

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: mega spyro

Then **** you both, I'm getting my ****ing pizza somewhere else, and there isn't a ****ing thing you can do about it.

**** you, we're gay you ****in' homophobe!

Quote: thumper

Ya'll must be rather busy cause I've been waiting for a half an hour. Could you at least check on my order, please?

Your ****in' order will be out in one moment. Sorry for the ****in' wait, have a free dessert!

I just don't want ****ing people ****ing on my pizza, asshole!

**** you, that's how it ****in' works around here!

I'll take a large special sauce

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Shagaru Magala

I'll have a mighty meaty pizza please

**** you, that'll be $6.99!

Quote: mega spyro

Can I get a ****ing pizza you ****ing people haven't ****ing ****ed on?

**** you, we put special sauce on all our ****in' pizzas!

I only have pounds

geez, the service here sucks. I need to speak to the manager.

Quote: willster8

geez, the service here sucks. I need to speak to the manager.

I ****in agree