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People always think I'm a boy [CLOSED]
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#1 Posted: 20:42:15 22/08/2016 | Topic Creator
I go to restaurants and they're like "And for this young man?" and they're talking to me

I'm dying of laughter now because I went to the arcade with my friend on Friday and this little girl with who I assume is her mom walk up to the counter where you exchange tickets for prizes. Her mom says, "Wait for these two girls to be done, they were here before us." The little girl looks up at me and just stares for a minute. Finally she says:

"But that ones a boy!"
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28 STAB WOUNDS!
Why am I a loser
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#2 Posted: 20:49:56 22/08/2016
Next time it happens, you should say "triggered!!" then bite them.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#3 Posted: 21:05:43 22/08/2016
Sometimes people mistake me for a girl smilie
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#4 Posted: 21:08:35 22/08/2016
Quote: abstractsardine
Sometimes people mistake me for a girl smilie



You're a dude?
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8081
#5 Posted: 21:09:37 22/08/2016
Grow your hair out! Maybe that'll help. smilie
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#6 Posted: 21:10:20 22/08/2016
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: abstractsardine
Sometimes people mistake me for a girl smilie



You're a dude?



OUO;
Umm.... *Runs off*
QueenChrysalis Green Sparx Gems: 465
#7 Posted: 21:23:25 22/08/2016
It's called Flat-Chest syndrome.
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473
#8 Posted: 21:44:55 22/08/2016
Everyone always thinks I'm a girl on the phone. I had a creepy old dude call me darlin' a bunch when I took a pizza order at work the other day.
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850
#9 Posted: 21:59:21 22/08/2016
People keep thinking I'm not in double digits yet. Thank god I'm having a growth spurt.
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smilie
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#10 Posted: 22:02:14 22/08/2016
I have a friend that's 6'7 that is always mistaken for a girl, just because he has long hair. He has a pretty deep voice too, like, wut. Come on people....
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ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8081
#11 Posted: 22:27:58 22/08/2016
Quote: Shagaru Magala
People keep thinking I'm not in double digits yet. Thank god I'm having a growth spurt.



People keep thinking I'm 12. >:c I know I'm short, but...
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4397
#12 Posted: 22:38:32 22/08/2016
People think I'm 12-14 because I'm tall....I've never been mistaken for a boy though.
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Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#13 Posted: 22:38:41 22/08/2016
I always get called a girl because of my long hair :'(
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#14 Posted: 22:46:41 22/08/2016
I am called a guy a lot by people who dont know me smilie
Hopefully when I get a chest, it will be less common
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#15 Posted: 23:09:44 22/08/2016
I remember one time a young kid tough I was a girl because I'm rather fat and had breasts thanks to that...

Bizarre? Pretty much...
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Bruh
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3277
#16 Posted: 23:11:23 22/08/2016
People think I'm a boy but I really identify as a lightly salted pretzel
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#17 Posted: 23:19:13 22/08/2016
That boy ain't right.
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#18 Posted: 00:21:24 23/08/2016
Quote: Pixilism
Quote: Windumup
I am called a guy a lot by people who dont know me smilie
Hopefully when I get a chest, it will be less common



are u on hrt yet


smilie not yet, I really want to start

Quote: Hank R Hill
That boy ain't right.


smilie Hank returned!!!!!
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#19 Posted: 00:24:43 23/08/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: ShadowMewX
Grow your hair out! Maybe that'll help. smilie



But... I like my short hair! It's less work, and it's much easier to get into a swim cap.

Quote: QueenChrysalis
It's called Flat-Chest syndrome.



Yes. This. Sorta. I usually wear sweaters, and all my sweaters are pretty big on me since I'm so tall and skinny. Sooo, it looks like it. And kinda is.
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Why am I a loser
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12132
#20 Posted: 01:48:47 23/08/2016
Quote: Rendar
Everyone always thinks I'm a girl on the phone. I had a creepy old dude call me darlin' a bunch when I took a pizza order at work the other day.



RENDAR IS A TWINK
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#21 Posted: 01:50:26 23/08/2016
i had a friend who wore a really baggy sweatshirt, loose jeans, big sunglasses and a beanie and girls started hitting on her.


she just stood there quietly laughing to herself.
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looks like ive got some things to do...
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#22 Posted: 01:50:26 23/08/2016
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: Rendar
Everyone always thinks I'm a girl on the phone. I had a creepy old dude call me darlin' a bunch when I took a pizza order at work the other day.



RENDAR IS A TWINK



ie
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8081
#23 Posted: 01:51:41 23/08/2016
Quote: FuryBeam136
Quote: ShadowMewX
Grow your hair out! Maybe that'll help. smilie



But... I like my short hair! It's less work, and it's much easier to get into a swim cap.


I suppose you're right about that. Did you add that last one because you swim often?
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FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#24 Posted: 02:18:14 23/08/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: ShadowMewX
Quote: FuryBeam136
Quote: ShadowMewX
Grow your hair out! Maybe that'll help. smilie



But... I like my short hair! It's less work, and it's much easier to get into a swim cap.


I suppose you're right about that. Did you add that last one because you swim often?



I thought I'd mentioned this before, but I'm on a swim team. I guess I didn't. So yeah, I swim a lot.
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Why am I a loser
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#25 Posted: 02:36:51 23/08/2016
did you just misgender me
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hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#26 Posted: 03:56:02 23/08/2016
It's not even chest size honestly, I've got relatively decent honkers and even I get called a dude a lot irl. Probably cause I've never liked wearing girly things.
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Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10179
#27 Posted: 03:59:49 23/08/2016
A local drunk in a grocery store thought that I was a girl even though I was over 6'5" and 220 pounds during that time (about 8 years ago). I only had long very intensely thick hair back then but still the guy thought I was a girl even though I towered over every other customer.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#28 Posted: 04:59:24 23/08/2016
I've been mistaken for a female countless times. It eventually made me lose my long hair. I don't know if I'll ever bring it back just because of that (and also tons of prejudice against me but whatever)
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#29 Posted: 20:42:49 23/08/2016
i try to look like a guy and sometimes it works and i just laugh as they stand there attempting to figure out what i am
like i always wear baggy shirts and my hair is super short now so people are just generally confused, i had my grandpa (who i haven't seen in a year) call me a guy and we all laughed but idek if he was joking

you have to own it and laugh at their degenerate faces
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Alydol Ripto Gems: 1330
#30 Posted: 23:00:31 24/08/2016
Next time they do that shout so everyone can hear you "IMMA GURL!"
willster8 Gold Sparx Gems: 2383
#31 Posted: 23:14:52 24/08/2016
Good way to figure out someone's gender is to follow them into the bathroom. Works 100% of the time.
Reverse0456 Gold Sparx Gems: 2440
#32 Posted: 23:18:20 24/08/2016
Quote: willster8
Good way to figure out someone's gender is to follow them into the bathroom. Works 100% of the time.



But what if there pretending to pose as the opposite gender and go into the bathroom of the gender they are trying to be.
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POPSMARTS!
willster8 Gold Sparx Gems: 2383
#33 Posted: 23:20:37 24/08/2016
Quote: Reverse0456
Quote: willster8
Good way to figure out someone's gender is to follow them into the bathroom. Works 100% of the time.



But what if there pretending to pose as the opposite gender and go into the bathroom of the gender they are trying to be.


That stall can fit more than one person.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:21:13 24/08/2016 by willster8
Reverse0456 Gold Sparx Gems: 2440
#34 Posted: 23:23:04 24/08/2016
Quote: willster8
Quote: Reverse0456
Quote: willster8
Good way to figure out someone's gender is to follow them into the bathroom. Works 100% of the time.



But what if there pretending to pose as the opposite gender and go into the bathroom of the gender they are trying to be.


That stall can fit more than one person.



Oh dear.....some times you regret learning things from these flesh like monkeys.....but what if they don't need to use the bathroom in general how would you identify there gender then?
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POPSMARTS!
willster8 Gold Sparx Gems: 2383
#35 Posted: 23:23:47 24/08/2016
Quote: Reverse0456
Quote: willster8
Quote: Reverse0456



But what if there pretending to pose as the opposite gender and go into the bathroom of the gender they are trying to be.


That stall can fit more than one person.



Oh dear.....some times you regret learning things from these flesh like monkeys.....but what if they don't need to use the bathroom in general how would you identify there gender then?


;)

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Reverse0456 Gold Sparx Gems: 2440
#36 Posted: 23:25:29 24/08/2016
Oh dear......what if it's a Robot like me then how would you identify?
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POPSMARTS!
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#37 Posted: 23:49:20 24/08/2016
Quote: willster8
Quote: Reverse0456
Quote: willster8
Good way to figure out someone's gender is to follow them into the bathroom. Works 100% of the time.



But what if there pretending to pose as the opposite gender and go into the bathroom of the gender they are trying to be.


That stall can fit more than one person.



GEUSTBOOK
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Reverse0456 Gold Sparx Gems: 2440
#38 Posted: 23:50:47 24/08/2016
Quote: mega spyro
Quote: willster8
Quote: Reverse0456



But what if there pretending to pose as the opposite gender and go into the bathroom of the gender they are trying to be.


That stall can fit more than one person.



GEUSTBOOK



Horray I made it into a guest book even if I'm not the main focus.....MILESTONES!
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POPSMARTS!
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:51:35 24/08/2016 by Reverse0456
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5348
#39 Posted: 06:30:23 25/08/2016
Society needs to stop associating hair length with gender. It doesn't make any sense.
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