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Ryuk: Sounds fun!

Viridi: Sounds like you want us all to die.

David: I want to go to a watery area.

Peristeri: I open a portal that leads to a beach

Minako: Well it's better then burning alive.

Phosphora: GUYS

Yu: Hm?

Minako: What?

Phosphora: I thought you were splitting up ahh stop confusing me

Yu: Were you even paying attention?

Phosphora: I was trying, geez.

Yu: No it's okay.

Minako: So beach or nah?

Phosphora: Wherever.

Robin: Just how warm is the beach place, anyway? I don't know if I've ever been to a beach, but I think they're supposed to be pretty warm.

(Sure you haven't Robin)

Minako: Take almost everything about summer, cram it into a place that's right next to the ocean and has lots of sand. That's pretty much a beach.

Robin: So... it's warm.

Phosphora: Didn't we already establish that?

Yu: That was a bizarre description...

Minako: Aren't they all?

Dark Pit: Sone beaches have rocks. They can be cold. And empty.

Phosphora: Okay then. Part of me wonders why you chose to say that, but part of me doesn't care.

Dark Pit: Whatever.

(Wow I just described literally every beach I've been to but one)

(I never go to beaches)

Minako: Well yeah, but most of them are amazing!

(I don't either. Because we have no good beaches here. They're all cold, wet, full of seaweed, and rocky. Theres like two with sand)

Dark Pit: Depends on what you think is amazing.

Phosphora: Stop being grumpy let's just go to the beach or whatever.

(Well I'm just an antisocial shut in )

Minako: Alright everyone! Pack your things!

Yu: Wait now?

Minako: Yes now!

(Same sorta, but my family tends to drag me out of my room and I'm like "stop I just want to sit here and do nothing")

Robin: Do we even have things?

(Same the only time I ever go out is to eat somewhere or obligation)

Minako: If you do then pack them!

Everyone: *stands there*

Dark Pit: None of us really brought anything.

Minako: Oh..... Then we're set!

Yu: Why are you excited about this?

Minako: You aren't?

Yu: No it's..... Just.... *war flashbacks*

Dark Pit: I don't think I could be less excited if I tried, to be honest.

Phosphora: *shoves him towards beach portal thing* No one cares keep moving

Corrin: *dragon* RAWR!

Robin: *ends up dragged by Corrin*

*Minako drags Minato and Yu into the portal*

Phosphora: Beach.

Dark Pit: Why did you just say that?

Phosphora: Because.

Minako: She finally understands....

Corrin: Hey look, this beach is normal. Not made of food.

Minako: This is my mission in life.... Orange haired one! Get the camp ready!

Robin: Orange haired one...?

Phosphora: Me maybe? But my hair isn't orange.

Dark Pit: It looks orange to me.

Minako: Grey haired one! Get us some food!

Yu: Wait me?

Minako: Pitto! Don't get eaten!

Dark Pit: First of all, that's not my name. Second, eaten by what?

Minako: Just don't. And the rest of you... get out there and have fun!

Phosphora: Am I a part of this "the rest of you" or what I'm confused now.

Robin: *stares at the ocean until she gets shoved in*

Corrin: *shoved Robin in*RAWR *jumps on top of Robin*

Minako: You can join them when you're done. Now go build that camp Phosphy.

Phosphora: ...

Dark Pit: Now you know how I feel.

Phosphora: Shut up, Pittooey.

Dark Pit: You shut up before you get shot,

Phosphora: *sets up camp*

Minako: Take my advice, own it.

(I'd have a character respond to that if I understood. I'm also super tired at the moment, maybe I'll understand when I've slept. Night.)

(Night)

Viridi: *Rolls eyes and jumps through portal*

Ryuk: Yay! The beach! *Jumps in* This looks awesome!

Viridi: There's gonna be something destructive here that's gonna try to kill us all.

Ryuk: It'll fail. Because I can't die.

Peristeri: I step through the portal "Didn't I just say to split up? Some of you need to go somewhere different!"

David: Dad, maybe you should split away from us for a little bit and work by yourself.

Viridi: How about we send all the humans away to go work by yourselves? Then I'd have less of you to deal with!

Ryuk: I'll go, but if I find something I'm not killing it for you.

Corrin: *human* But... beach.

(THERE WAS THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AS SOON AS I LOGGED OF LAST NIGHT I JUST SAW THIS FLASH OF LIGHT AND ASSUMED IT WAS LIKE A CAR OR SOMETHING THEN I LIKE DIED BECAUSE BOOM THUNDER)

{ Haha glad I wasn't there now :) }

Ryuk: You can stay here. I'm just saying I volenteer to go look.

Fox: Viridi maybe you should work with Falco

(Don't be glad, I miss you darnit)

Phosphora: I doubt she'll agree to that.

Peristeri: I open a second portal

(Whoever goes through the portal first get to decide where it goes)

Fox: Peristeri, I have a idea maybe you should split everyone into groups of two and you choose who works with who

Peristeri: "That's actually a really good idea! Everyone get into teams of two!" I summon a lot more portals

Minako: But we just got here....