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Viridi: *Burst out laughing* You're-face-is-bright-red! A-and-no thanks!

Phosphora: But he's so much fun to tease!

Dark Pit: Leave me alone!

Fox: Falco is right.

Viridi: *Is still laughing*

Phosphora: You two are no fun. Pittoo Pat is so easy to get flustered.

Dark Pit: Sh-shut up!

Viridi: Pittoo Pat? That's a new one!

Falco: STOP MESSING WITH DARK PIT!!!!!!

Phosphora: Well Hades called Pit "Pitty Pat," or just "Pitty." Why not do the same? *laughs*

Dark Pit: Stop... Please...

Viridi: We can mess with whoever we want! And that's a good idea!

Falco: Don't start messing with me

Dark Pit: Shut up!

Phosphora: Nah.

Viridi: Don't shoot. I do not want to relive that moment.

Falco: STOP ****ING MESSING WITH HIM!!!!

Dark Pit: *walks into something due to hiding his face with his wings* *quickly hides behind it*

Phosphora: He'll be back to normal soon. Whenever he reappears.

Viridi: Do we really want him back to normal? And we stopped, okay?

Fox: I doubt he would want to be friends with you two

Phosphora: *leans back in the air* He kinda can't fly without mistress Viridi. He's gotta put up with us.

Viridi: And flying means everything to him, apparently.

Phosphora: Yep. It probably doesn't help that he could fly for a bit before the... incident at the Rewind Spring.

Falco: I wonder if you ladies will apologize to him or not?

Viridi: *Is quiet*

Phosphora: We're goddesses. We don't need to.

(Gonna sleep, sorry. It's been an exhausting day. I might actually be back in a bit if I can't sleep, though.)

Fox: Falco, you're a pretty good friend for standing up for Dark Pit

Viridi: Pretty sure Pittoo doesn't want friends...

{You? Sleeping EARLY? This is a new development!}

Falco: I know

Viridi: Then why bother? He doesn't care about anyone else, so why would you care about him?

Falco: I just care about him a lot

Viridi: Does he know that?

Falco: No

Viridi: ...Never mind then.

{I gotta go for a while, but I'll bbs}

(okay)
Falco: *sheds a slight tear*

(I'm back because I rarely sleep at night...
Wait, does Falco love Dark Pit? Well this could get interesting. Anakha! Try and bring in the guy I accidentally started shipping with Phosphora!)

Phosphora: What's up with you?

Fox: Falco and Dark Pit sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

Dark Pit: *returns in time to hear that* WHAT?! Who...? No!

Falco: I have no romantic interest in Dark Pit.

Dark Pit: I'm not even remotely interested in any of you! *is very tense and clearly frustrated* You all just... AAGH!

Falco: Okay. *hide the fact he has a crush on Dark Pit*

Dark Pit: I... need to be alone for a minute. *walks away tensely* *frustrated yelling and something being thrown can be heard in the distance*

Phosphora: I wonder what he's throwing.

Falco: Okay.
Fox: *whispers to Falco* You and Dark Pit are a cute couple

Dark Pit: *can be heard screaming enraged insults while smashing things*

Phosphora: You know, I don't think he's ever been so angry.

Fox: Maybe someone should be nice to Dark Pit and try to calm him down *looking at Falco*

Phosphora: *laughs slightly evilly* Yeah.

Dark Pit: *still screaming, throwing, and smashing things*

Falco: Dark Pit, are you okay?

Dark Pit: *throws his Silver Bow at Falco, narrowly missing* I said I wanted to be alone! *Silver Bow boomerangs, barely missing Falco again*

Falco: Sorry Dark Pit. *blushes a little*

Dark Pit: *isn't paying much attention to Falco* Well, I guess what I want doesn't matter any more than it ever did. Who cares? Only me, apparently. I'm tired of all of it! *throws random item off the ground*

Viridi: [Whispering to Phosphora] Does Pittoo like Falco back?

Falco: I wish Dark Pit could understand that I'm trying to be friendly

Phosphora: [whispers back to Viridi] That'd be really weird, but it's possible.

Dark Pit: *calms down slightly* I just don't understand. It's always me who's hated. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm unnatural. Because I'm just a copy, a failed one at that.

(I wanted this post to be perfect and it's still not kill me)

Falco: Dark Pit, I don't hate you