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Ryuk: Well, Viridi tries very hard to control you.

Viridi: That's because I'm supposed to!

Dark Pit: I told you I would HELP you, in exchange for the Power of Flight. I didn't say I would become your servant.

Viridi: Well how do you know I even need help?

Ryuk: *Sits back in air with hands behind head to watch argument*

Dark Pit: You're the one who said you wanted it.

Phosphora and Leligarm: *finish killing Hades* *get back*

Leligarm: Who the heck is this?

Viridi: When was this!

Ryuk: I'm Ryuk, one of the Gods of Death from the Dark Realm.

Viridi: Me and Phosphora met him a while back. And... why are you back here already?

Leligarm: There are two of us, and with my fighting style... it was a piece of cake.

Dark Pit: Just after the first war. It doesn't matter.

Viridi: HOLD ON. HADES IS DEAD?

Ryuk: This is your second war?

Leligarm: Yes... is it that big of a deal? I've killed plenty of gods.

Dark Pit: Yes. Why else would I say "the first war?"

Ryuk: The difference is, it's impossible to land a hit on me.

Viridi: Because your stupid, Pittoo.

Dark Pit: WHAT? I'm not! And stop calling me that!

Leligarm: Okay then. I have a thing for knowing when someone's to strong for me to kill anyway. I wouldn't even try fighting you.

Viridi: Yes, PITTOO, you are. And... if this guy attacked, I'd be screwed, wouldn't I....

Ryuk: *Smiles and crosses legs*

Dark Pit: Shut up! That's not my name!

Viridi: Well, Pit told me your name is Pittoo, and he at least doesn't lie.

Dark Pit: That's the only exception to that...

Leligarm: *laughs* You two are entertaining. Almost as fun to watch as killing gods is to do.

Ryuk: That's why I came back! Viridi and Dark Pit's arguments are the best.

Viridi: Nobody asked your opinions!

Leligarm: This is new to me, I worked for Hades until he decided to kick me out.

Phosphora: *has popcorn* *is sitting in the air and eating it*

Ryuk: *Slowly floats over to Phosphora* [Whispering] Can I have some?

Viridi: STOP USING ME AS ENTERTAINMENT!

Phosphora: *holds out bowl* *coninues to eat popcorn*

Ryuk: *Eats popcorn with Phosphora*

Viridi: ARE YOU EATING POPCORN WHILE I'M HAVING AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS ARGUMENT WITH PITTOO?

Dark Pit: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

Viridi: YES IT IS PITTOO! AND ARE YOU NOT IN THE LEAST BIT MAD THAT THEY'RE EATING POPCORN WHILE WATCHING US?

Dark Pit: To be honest, it makes me more frustrated that you refuse to use my name!

Viridi: I will call you what I want to call you if you don't want me to fly you out of here and drop you!

Dark Pit: NO! My name is not Pittoo, so don't call me that!

Viridi: I WILL CALL YOU WHAT I WANT, PITTOO!

Ryuk: [Whispering to Phosphora] Do they fight like this all the time?

Phosphora: [whispering back] Yep.

Ryuk: [Whispering still] What are they going to do now that Hades is gone, and they have to stick around each other?



Phosphora: [whispers] I never though of that. That'll be interesting. *reaches for popcorn but it's all gone* [still whispering] I'll go get more. *does that and comes back*

Dark Pit: Quit calling me PITTOO!

Ryuk: *Continues eating new popcorn*

Viridi: No, I'll call you whatever I want, and you can't stop me!

Dark Pit: I could if you'd just listen to me!

this is a cool role play *shoves popcorn down throat*

Viridi: I don't listen to anyone, I'm a Goddess! You're just a stupid flightless angel!

(PWNAGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE)

Dark Pit: I... I'm not!

Viridi: Really? So if I shoved you out the door you'd fly back without my help? And last time I checked, you're a copy. That makes you stupid.

Ryuk: [Whispering] It's getting good! *Easts more popcorn*

{PWNAGE WHY ARE YOU READING OUR RP? Also, make sure to share the popcorn}

Phosphora: [whipering] Yeah. *eats more popcorn too*

Dark Pit: I'm not a copy...

Viridi: Yes, you are. Hence why everyone calls you "Pit-too" It means Pit Two, BECAUSE YOUR A COPY.

I like dis role play dis role play nice

Dark Pit: Well that's not my name anyway!

Viridi: If that's what everyone calls you, then that's what your name is, PITTO THE COPY OF THE ANNOYING PIT.

Dark Pit: I... Shut up! Leave me alone!

Viridi: You're the one who started this argument! And how can I leave you alone, this is MY temple! If your teenage side is taking over again, then march yourself right up to your room so I don't have to deal with you.

Dark Pit: I'm done with this! *walks away*

Phosphora: Aww, it's over.

Awesome dang it was just getting good L. I need to heat some more popcorn


I'll stop xD

Viridi: *Walks away*

Ryuk: I was enjoying that...

Phosphora: Yeah. Well we still have popcorn.

Ryuk: Well, we can't just waste it...also, where did Viridi go? She WON the fight!

Phosphora: Good question. Hey, mistress Viridi? Where'd you go?

Viridi: *Ignores Phosphora*

Ryuk: What did she say?

Phosphora: She didn't say anything. Hellooooo?

Viridi: *Continues to ignore*

Ryuk: Just so you know, you look kind of crazy when using the connection.