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Phosphora: Yeah. I guess you have a point.

Leligarm: Can't you just warp to like the other end of the temple?

Viridi: I could, but you can fly after me, so it would still only be a matter of time. The point is, you're both staying here.

Ryuk: See? It's not so bad. Anyway, do you know where the temple is?

Phosphora: *laughs* It'ss this way. Come on. *heads towards the temple*

Leligarm: I also wouldn't. But fine. Do want you want.

Dark Pit: There is no way I'm doing this!

Ryuk: *Follows*

Viridi: And what will you do if I die? You'll NEVER fly again!

Dark Pit: I... I guess... but I'm not going to sit around and do nothing.

Viridi: What were you doing before you came here? Besides, it's only until Phosphora get's back.

Ryuk: *Arrives at temple* You coming in, or do you want to fly around alone for a while?

Phosphora: I think I'll grab the Lightning Chariot. Phos and Lux haven't been out for a while, what with all these wars. *heads towards the stable where the unicorns are kept*

Dark Pit: All right, fine.

Ryuk: Okay, have fun. And call if there are any enemies, don't try to take them on yourself. *Goes inside temple and goes towards hot spring*

Viridi: Besides, if your really bored there's a hot spring right there.

Phosphora: I can take on any enemies with Phos and Lux with me. Don't worry about me. *goes out in the lightning chariot*

Dark Pit: Have you got me confused with the other Pit? He's the one who makes a big deal about hot springs.

Viridi: Hey, just offering something for you to do, but never mind then.

Ryuk: *Finds hot spring* Hey everyone.

Dark Pit: Hey.

Leligarm: Hi.

Ryuk: So, Phosphora wont be back for a while. *Sits back in air*

Dark Pit and Leligarm: [in unison] Great.

Viridi: Seriously?

Ryuk: Yup.

Viridi: *Get's back in hot spring* It's not like I have anything better to do, like win a war.

Dark Pit: *walks towards the door*

Viridi: Pittoo? Where are you going? Come back!

Ryuk: Should I get more popcorn?

Leligarm: Sure. Maybe. I don't know.

Dark Pit: I told you, I don't like that name.

Viridi: [In extremely grumpy voice] DarkPit, please don't leave her alone!

Ryuk: That was an unexpected turn.

Leligarm: Yeah.

Dark Pit: *pauses in doorway* ...

Viridi: Happy? I don't want ANOTHER temple destroyed! Just stay until Phosphora comes back?

Ryuk: Is Viridi learning how to be NICE?

Leligarm: I assume that's what's happening.

Dark Pit: I'm not just going to watch someone all day.

Viridi: Do you have anything better to do?

Ryuk: And she's back.

Dark Pit: What if I do?

Leligarm: They both are.

Viridi: If something is SO much more important then my life, I want to know what it is.

Ryuk: Does she GENUINELY think you're going to kill her?

Leligarm: *sighs* I don't know.

Dark Pit: Well my life doesn't matter to you, why should yours matter to me?

Viridi: When have I ever said...never mind. Think what you want. And if I died, so would EVERYTHING else. My children would be lost withou me!

Ryuk: Well, I think it's okay to say she has trust issues.

Leligarm: Yeah.

Dark Pit: You said it earlier today.

Viridi: Yea, I said a lot of things earlier today, but that doesn't matter right now!

Dark Pit: All right, fine.

Viridi: So you'll stay?

Ryuk: I can understand why people ship them.

Dark Pit: Fine.

Leligarm: Yeah, me too.

Ryuk: Have they been ignoring us this entire time?

Viridi: *Closes eyes in hot spring again*

Leligarm: I think so.

Ryuk: What do I do now that the fighting's over?

Viridi: You could try shutting up.

Leligarm: Well... usually I go look for more fighting.

Viridi: Yes, well you're not aloud to do that right now.

Ryuk: Wow, you're strict. Hey, I just thought of something! You, Dark Pit, and Leligarm are role playing with each other! You're the Mom, Dark Pit's the Dad, and Leligarm is your kid!

Viridi: THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT'S HAPPENING!

Dark Pit: WHAT?

Leligarm: You guys set yourselves up for that one.

Dark Pit: Shut up! I'm done with this. *walks away*

Viridi: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER! *Gets out of hot spring* Ryuk and Leligarm, you both need to shut up!

Ryuk: But listening to you two fight is the best! Actually, [Raises voice so Dark Pit will hear] you fight like a married couple!

Viridi: We do not!

Dark Pit: SHUT UP!

Leligarm: *laughs*

Viridi: JUST SO YOU KNOW RYUK, IF I COULD HURT YOU I WOULD.

Ryuk: I can feel the love. Hey, now I know how Dark Pit feels! Does that mean you have two husbands?

Viridi: I HAVE NONE!

Ryuk: Dark Pit has a different story.

Leligarm: I don't entirely understand that sentence. Could you explain?

Ryuk: Well, it just means Dark Pit has done things to confirm their marriage! Actually, Viridi has too. Maybe they're using you as practice for an actual kid...

Leligarm: Huh. That'd be kind of funny.

Viridi: I AM NOT HAVING A KID, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN'T EVEN WATCH A GROWN ANGEL!

Ryuk: Isn't the only reason he was babysitting her in the first place because you're afraid of her?

Viridi: THAT'S NOT TRUE! HE'S DOING IT SO MY TEMPLE DOESN'T GET DESTROYED!

Dark Pit: *goes to beat up some training dummies*

Leligarm: You said you didn't want me to kill you. That's a different sentence entirely.

Viridi: Shut up, angel! *Goes to wander around castle angrily*

Ryuk: I think that confirms that she only had Dark Pit here so she wouldn't die.

Leligarm: Yep. Not like I'd kill her anyway. Not worth the effort.

Ryuk: At least we have more to tease them with now.

Leligarm: Yeah!

Ryuk: I think I may have a new favorite OTP.

Viridi: *SOMEHOW gets lost in her own temple and sits against a hallway wall* I knew the new design would be confusing.