darkSpyro

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Jumping on this bandwagon because why not.
If you vote for me, I will guarantee you a new Bugatti, fresh from the Bugatti farm.
Also, I will make sure that each and every one of you receives 2 billion dollars... Every single day, forever.
And free pizza for everyone.

If that wasn't enough to sway you, I'm sure this truth bomb that I'm about to drop will.
I have personally witness literally every single one of my competitors kick a puppy.
Could you trust a puppy kicker? I couldn't. :l

Don't be sad, be rad, vote Bumblebunnii 2016.
#FeelTheBumble
Don't pick your nose, pick Bumblebunnii.

This is all slander.


As Your Nose's representative, I'm supposed to convince you to vote.

Good points about your nose:

It's always there, in the middle of your face, right when you need it! (If it isn't, don't bother reading any further, Voldemort. We know you vote against anything good anyway.)
It lets you breathe! Could you live without breathing? No. No you couldn't. Your nose: Helping you live since the day you were born.

Bad points about your nose:

None.

Conclusion:

You must pick your nose, and nothing else. It's the only right choice.

Your Nose: Helping you breathe since the second you were born.

Would you pick anything else?

Quote: Drawdler

Bad points about your nose:

When you get a pimple inside it and it hurts like hell

1 bad point for Your Nose.


This still means that Your Nose has twice as many good points as bad points though.