darkSpyro

1. If you throw a cabbage into the air, he will always come back down because he misses you.
2. You can ask a cabbage for relationship advice, he just won't say anything back because he's a cabbage.
3. A way to tell if your cabbage has gone bad is to see if he's underage drinking and smoking cigarettes.

Thanks! I just got a cabbage a few days ago, and I'll be sure to keep this advice in mind so I can raise the happiest and healthiest cabbage :)

My cabbage said we are relentlessly slaughtering his brothers and sisters and thats why he listens to Fall Out Boy every night before he goes to bed.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Thanks! I just got a cabbage a few days ago, and I'll be sure to keep this advice in mind so I can raise the happiest and healthiest cabbage

Golly gosh, hearing stuff like this just warms my little cabbage loving heart. c':