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what are your thoughts on straight marriage [CLOSED]
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7728
#1 Posted: 02:41:15 10/04/2016 | Topic Creator
i think the straights need 2 burn in h3ll

god said adam and snake not adam and eve
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#2 Posted: 02:43:02 10/04/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
its a sin and i simply cannot support it.
it is disgusting
it is sick
it is immoral
it is drestroying the sanctity of gay marriage



i must shield my ivf-concieved children's eyes from this monstrosity
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oh my god
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4411
#3 Posted: 02:45:19 10/04/2016
TBH, I like straight marriage more than gay or lesbian, but that's just me. I always grew up thinking only Boys and girls could be together until I found this site... (Just kidding, probably...)

Anyways, I am serious about straight marriage. I prefer it over Gay Or Lesbian marriage.
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#4 Posted: 02:48:38 10/04/2016
Quote: Eevee88
TBH, I like straight marriage more than gay or lesbian, but that's just me. I always grew up thinking only Boys and girls could be together until I found this site... (Just kidding, probably...)

Anyways, I am serious about straight marriage. I prefer it over Gay Or Lesbian marriage.



......I have no words for this....

I came here to troll in all honestly

How do you prefer a type of marriage? If you aren't gay you aren't gay, same with being straight....But...What? Is this offensive? I feel this is offensive. Somebody help me out here.

Preferring Straight marriage is like saying you don't fully support gay marriage because you're straight..What?
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#5 Posted: 02:51:02 10/04/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Eevee88
TBH, I like straight marriage more than gay or lesbian, but that's just me. I always grew up thinking only Boys and girls could be together until I found this site... (Just kidding, probably...)

Anyways, I am serious about straight marriage. I prefer it over Gay Or Lesbian marriage.



......I have no words for this....

I came here to troll in all honestly

How do you prefer a type of marriage? If you aren't gay you aren't gay, same with being straight....But...What? Is this offensive? I feel this is offensive. Somebody help me out here.

Preferring Straight marriage is like saying you don't fully support gay marriage because you're straight..What?



no fights here, she's just a kid, she'll learn, and this is a joke topic plz troll the **** out of it
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#6 Posted: 02:53:50 10/04/2016
Quote: Jaggedstar
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Eevee88
TBH, I like straight marriage more than gay or lesbian, but that's just me. I always grew up thinking only Boys and girls could be together until I found this site... (Just kidding, probably...)

Anyways, I am serious about straight marriage. I prefer it over Gay Or Lesbian marriage.



......I have no words for this....

I came here to troll in all honestly

How do you prefer a type of marriage? If you aren't gay you aren't gay, same with being straight....But...What? Is this offensive? I feel this is offensive. Somebody help me out here.

Preferring Straight marriage is like saying you don't fully support gay marriage because you're straight..What?



no fights here, she's just a kid, she'll learn, and this is a joke topic plz troll the **** out of it



fair enough, it just confused me, cuz she sided with straight marriage, which by the way, if you're a boy and you date a girl and vice versa you're going to burn in the fiery depths of eternal hell
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#7 Posted: 02:53:55 10/04/2016
The Straights™ in the room next to me wake me up a 2 o'clock in the morning every other night with their late night sinning, I think I'm the one in hell.
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4411
#8 Posted: 02:54:46 10/04/2016
Quote: Jaggedstar
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Eevee88
TBH, I like straight marriage more than gay or lesbian, but that's just me. I always grew up thinking only Boys and girls could be together until I found this site... (Just kidding, probably...)

Anyways, I am serious about straight marriage. I prefer it over Gay Or Lesbian marriage.



......I have no words for this....

I came here to troll in all honestly

How do you prefer a type of marriage? If you aren't gay you aren't gay, same with being straight....But...What? Is this offensive? I feel this is offensive. Somebody help me out here.

Preferring Straight marriage is like saying you don't fully support gay marriage because you're straight..What?



no fights here, she's just a kid, she'll learn, and this is a joke topic plz troll the **** out of it



I'm saying I like Straight marriage, but I support gay marriage, if that makes sense...
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4411
#9 Posted: 03:00:34 10/04/2016
Quote: Cynderfan507
Guys, I think this is Eevee's way of saying she's not gay but supports gay marriage, and by saying she "prefers" straight marriage, she's saying since she's straight she would have a straight marriage.
... I think that's it?



Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#10 Posted: 03:02:40 10/04/2016
Quote: Eevee88
Quote: Cynderfan507
Guys, I think this is Eevee's way of saying she's not gay but supports gay marriage, and by saying she "prefers" straight marriage, she's saying since she's straight she would have a straight marriage.
... I think that's it?



Ding ding ding, we have a winner!



I'm sorry, eevee...I failed you...I was rash and spoke before I thought....And now....Now I'll never turn you to the side of the gays...Join us
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4411
#11 Posted: 03:05:17 10/04/2016
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Eevee88
Quote: Cynderfan507
Guys, I think this is Eevee's way of saying she's not gay but supports gay marriage, and by saying she "prefers" straight marriage, she's saying since she's straight she would have a straight marriage.
... I think that's it?



Ding ding ding, we have a winner!



I'm sorry, eevee...I failed you...I was rash and spoke before I thought....And now....Now I'll never turn you to the side of the gays...Join us



Never.
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#12 Posted: 04:32:28 10/04/2016
Thank you Mississippi for passing a law that allows people to refuse to serve straight people! Ugh, i hate seeing heteros near my children in a hospital! What if they catch hetero!?!?
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6081
#13 Posted: 05:55:59 10/04/2016
It is absolutely disgusting. To think. A man marrying a woman? The inhumanity! This should never be allowed to be legal.
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#14 Posted: 09:13:56 10/04/2016
All types of marriage are ******. Why marry anyone when you can just form a partnership contract with a pre-determined end date? It's so much easier on your mind since your contract was bound to end in any case. You can freely plan for the future while you spend time with your significant other, and if you happen to like him/her enough you can always hope to renew the contract after it has expired! Everyone wins!
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#15 Posted: 11:20:03 10/04/2016
Straight marriage is a complete disgrace to any PROUD Christian like myself! It makes me sick to think that a man and a woman could go around HAPPILY MARRIED when God clearly said if a man and a woman get married they're both literally Hitler. Sorry straight people, but I'm gonna have to side with God on this one!
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#16 Posted: 12:44:51 10/04/2016
Marriages are marriages, regardless of the gender identity of the people getting married.
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Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1474
#17 Posted: 14:33:58 10/04/2016
I hope I don't offend anyone by saying this, but..
Honestly **** the straights. They're causing more and more people to make the choice to be straight.
I mean come on, Adam and Eve were the first straight couple and they literally created sin.
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#18 Posted: 16:48:05 10/04/2016
Well, I'm asexual so...
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#19 Posted: 17:31:12 10/04/2016
I am straight, but I am probably never going to get married.
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#20 Posted: 19:30:05 10/04/2016
I hate when my marriage gets all crooked. I'm very picky about keeping it perfectly parallel to the ceiling.
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Dai Skreeming Red Sparx Gems: 84
#21 Posted: 21:20:36 10/04/2016
****ing weirdos. Anybody who shares my sexual orientation is ****ing insane, because I am insane, and also, 99% of gay straight narwhals hate rainbows, and that just won't do.
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#22 Posted: 15:52:16 11/04/2016
I think it is indeed not gay.
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#23 Posted: 17:09:17 11/04/2016
nobody should ever get married, ban marriage for everyone
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#24 Posted: 22:39:50 11/04/2016 | Topic Creator
thank u all for ur inputs

down with marriage
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#25 Posted: 22:45:49 11/04/2016
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#26 Posted: 22:54:00 11/04/2016 | Topic Creator
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#27 Posted: 00:46:23 12/04/2016
Quote: wreckingballbob
I think any marriage is stupid.



wow guys

bow down to the EDGELORD
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#28 Posted: 18:27:49 12/04/2016
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: wreckingballbob
I think any marriage is stupid.



wow guys

bow down to the EDGELORD


It's not edgy, it's being a nun. Okay, bye...
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#29 Posted: 19:13:11 12/04/2016
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: wreckingballbob
I think any marriage is stupid.



wow guys

bow down to the EDGELORD


if im being honest

your calling him out on being "edgy" seems pretty

edgy

to me.

not the other way around.

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL ME EDGY SO WE MAY KEEP THE CYCLE GOING
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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#30 Posted: 20:56:37 12/04/2016
Quote: cowpowa23
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: wreckingballbob
I think any marriage is stupid.



wow guys

bow down to the EDGELORD


if im being honest

your calling him out on being "edgy" seems pretty

edgy

to me.

not the other way around.

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL ME EDGY SO WE MAY KEEP THE CYCLE GOING



waow 2 much edgy. I'm gonna get my head cut off from so much edgy.
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SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#31 Posted: 21:19:06 12/04/2016
Quote: cowpowa23
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: wreckingballbob
I think any marriage is stupid.



wow guys

bow down to the EDGELORD


if im being honest

your calling him out on being "edgy" seems pretty

edgy

to me.

not the other way around.

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL ME EDGY SO WE MAY KEEP THE CYCLE GOING



[User Posted Image] Thats you right there.
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
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#32 Posted: 00:47:17 13/04/2016
this topic is so straight.
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#33 Posted: 09:54:51 13/04/2016
Topic too straight, didn't read.
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#34 Posted: 18:26:29 13/04/2016
Quote: SuperSpyroFan55
Quote: cowpowa23
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx



wow guys

bow down to the EDGELORD


if im being honest

your calling him out on being "edgy" seems pretty

edgy

to me.

not the other way around.

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL ME EDGY SO WE MAY KEEP THE CYCLE GOING



[User Posted Image] Thats you right there.



this is so edgy it hurets

auauuggghhhhh
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