darkSpyro

I almost read through an entire phone book and called someone from it, so I had to have it and the phone taken away from me.

What about you guys?

i called 911 after my grandma taught me about it

I got my head stuck in the banister of our stairs

i broke into my neighbors house

I sat on an egg thinking I could hatch it

i stole all my grandma's neighbour's goldfish from their pond

I had hope for the future.

I believed in myself.

I shoplifted.

-gave my younger brother a concussion.
-broke my brothers fingers
-almost kicked my brother out of the house because he was crying and i couldn't sleep


...yeah i wasn't that nice to my brother. the fingers were an accident though, and sorta his fault.

- Apparently, I accidently called the police when I was a baby.

- I jumped on my sister while she was lying down after watching someone in a cartoon (can't remember which one) do the same.

- I was kind of a jerk to my cat when I was 3-4 years old because I used to always pull her tail.

- I put a Christmas reef round my neck and I couldn't get it off.

I pissed on an electric fence.

I was the Truth or Dare master on my school bus, so when someone told me to lick the floor for ten seconds, I did.

During recess a couple kids and I would march around like explorers and do really stupid stuff, like eat the grass and various leaves.

My brother and I would find anything and everything liquidy/food and put it in one giant bowl and mix it all together. Mm, ketchup and toothpaste.

Would put glue on my hands just so I could peel it off.

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Would put glue on my hands just so I could peel it off.

if i had glue id do it right now

My friends and I used to run around my house in circles. We'd start with the front door, then through a gate where my back garden was, which ([i]lead into someone's garden. The person used to try and shut us out, but we still got through. The person noticed while we were still in their garden.
We hid right under this low window sill exactly where he was looking and other places. So yeah, I realized that it was pretty stupid to do that in the first place.

Now for shorter ones:

I threw a tantrum and knocked down the large Christmas tree in my nursery.

I would cry like I had failed the teachers when they told me off for doing stupid things. As if they were counting on me for something important and that I had failed my misson.

I would go on the old Nintendo DS chatroom and spam weird drawings of a "dead cartoon face" and spam my friend's sister's DS with it. (I'd also copy her replies down and send them back to her. Which mad her real mad at me.) Ah, the good old days.

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My brother and I would find anything and everything liquidy/food and put it in one giant bowl and mix it all together. Mm, ketchup and toothpaste.

Would put glue on my hands just so I could peel it off.

Did those too.

I got stuck in everything, including a bannister, a chair, a recycling bin, my friend's car, and a shopping cart.

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i called 911 after my grandma taught me about it

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Ok, my brain can't take credit for this, I was a wee little baby, but I grabbed a hold of the telephone and dialed 911 (back when I couldn't even talk). So they called back and asked what was wrong. Quite a situation.

I accidentally changed the channel to MTV while I was was watching SpongeBob. The music video had a lot of butts in it. I was 4 when I accidentally did it.

I went in the women's bathroom and went underneath all the stalls while people were still in them
I hid from my parents at baskin robbins and then when they drove the car around the store, I cried cause I thought they left me
I clicked on a porn link on my mom's computer and then thought the women were demons
I buried a groudon keychain in the sandbox of a playground, then when I couldn't find it five seconds after I buried it I cried
I caught grasshoppers during recess
I put myself into the drying machine and then failed to get back out
I drew a picture of titties at preschool cause I walked in on my dad watching a bruce lee movie and thought they were cool
I continuously smacked a kid with a broom while I was cleaning up a mess without even realizing it

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One time I incessantly chased down a kid at a play ground and demanded to know why he liked girls more than boys we were both like 6 I even grabbed onto him when he tried to go down a slide and pulled him back up, I then began to interrogate him by pinning him to the ground and yelling "why do you like girls more than boys!"

I used to kill ants and destroy their nests.

Whenever I was hyper, I used to run around in a circle through the living room, passage and kitchen.

When I was three, I used to jump off the sofa a lot hoping I would fly eventually.

The Nirvana song Smells Like Teen Spirit used to make me cry when I was toddler because I thought the chorus sounded like they were shouting at me. Basically, any song where the singer sounds like they're shouting or are angry used to upset me.

I used to watch Christmas films or Christmas episodes of TV shows no matter what time of year it was.

At one point I was at a friend's birthday party and a couple of the kids there said they were part monkey because they knew how to climb a tree so I pretty much worshiped them for the rest of the party and begged them to teach me how to climb a tree.

I let my dreams be dreams.

I would try to play video games no matter what. Even if it meant skipping ice cream at my friend's birthday party. Probably because I didn't have my own video gaming system until I was 9, my family's Internet was crap so quite literally half my Internet gaming time was cut out, and I was really able to play overall.


Shh I'm still technically a kid and still stupid but there's a difference in the...type.

i was a weeaboo before i even knew what 4chan was

Bathe many, many times with cold water because I heard one grows faster.

When a CD, cassette or other video game format was hot for long use to play, I threw them into the water to cool, if not, also used the freezer.

Each time I felt pain or something hits me, made me laugh.

I confused my old cat with a pillow and sat on him.

R.I.P, Bagel.

was excited for school

I had a pet roll of toilet paper that I would drag all around the house, leaving toilet paper everywhere.

^That reminds me, I used to use string and tie them around the necks of my stuffed animals and drag them around the house. That was pretty dumb, considering I was like 7 when I stopped.

I just had a vivid memory of me pouring cream cheese into the toilet after I saw it on a youtube video.

Never forget.

When I was in preschool, I heard a really bad word on the radio, and then I said it to my mom.

I think I ate one of those alphabet fridge magnets once...

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I think I ate one of those alphabet fridge magnets once...

That reminds me. When I was little at the house of a neighbor's, I actually drank the liquid that the aroma sticks were in.

Yeah...I was a little messed up.