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lmao it sounds **** and i've never wanted anything to do with the series, but i so want to read it just for laughs

I expect mpreg to be honest.

Edit: I'm not saying I want to see Mpreg. I'm saying that I'm guessing she will probably put it in there.

wtf.... Just why.... Obviously milking it and out of ideas at this point.

*Enter picture of Twilight Sparkle as a vampire*

what the actual ****.

isnt this what fanfictions are for

All the ships of the male and female counterparts together.

Jacob+ His female counterpart

i wonder what jacob would be like genderswapped

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i wonder what jacob would be like genderswapped

20 bucks says his name will be Jackie or Jaclyn in that book.

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*Enter picture of Twilight Sparkle as a vampire*

Ask and though shalt receive.

I thought that the 'evil internet trolls' had won when they leaked one of the books and she wasn't going to do anything else with it. Well, get ready for a bunch of girls telling their boyfriends to read this(or vice versa) because it's a totally acurate depiction of a relationship. Dear lord.

It would still suck.

Male-Bella (Bert?) would just be yet another bland anime harem protagonist with his head up his ass while eats grey sludge for nourishment. Probably played by Sam Worthlesston.

Female-Edward (Edel?) would just be a lame-version of Carmilla.

Female-Jacob (Jane-ob?) would probably be played by Megan Fox so would suck even more 'cus Megan Fox has no personality.

I would post a gif of a cash grab, but I couldn't find one. Though this is really a cash-grab, isn't it? Why on earth do we need more Twilight in this world? What will be the new stupid love pairing(s)? Who will care about the book apart from girls thirsty for more vampire love action? Find out in Twilight: The Blatant Cash Grab, coming to your local bookstores today!

Stephenie at one point rewrote the first Twilight book, but in Edward's perspective.

Let me tell you, if you thought the originals were were bad, this one takes the cake.



It never got finished though, because she got upset when someone leaked it.

Yeah, this was the leaked one that made Meyer throw a temper tantrum. Mostly because people who shared it would do that to laugh.

Well, here's hoping that she'll tone dowb the gross racism; I'm seriously against defacing books but the urge to stab a copy was huge when I saw reviews talking about her, uh... Knowledge of Brazil and its people. For those who haven't seen it, we swapped places with Chile and are a bunch of supersticious weirdos, on top of her normal racism against anything that isn't snow-white.

if she's really doing this, then she knows what she's doing

writing this genderbent series is going to get her more media attention and money than writing something unrelated would

why? simply because of the fact that well, people are critizing it (well deserved, dont mistake me)

all that just gets her more media buzz and will eventually get people to buy, i mean who doesn't want a laugh

EDIT: sorry if this was already said orz

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It would still suck.

Male-Bella (Bert?) would just be yet another bland anime harem protagonist with his head up his ass while eats grey sludge for nourishment. Probably played by Sam Worthlesston.

Female-Edward (Edel?) would just be a lame-version of Carmilla.

Female-Jacob (Jane-ob?) would probably be played by Megan Fox so would suck even more 'cus Megan Fox has no personality.

lmao the only good character in the series ruined

although i guess alice was pretty cool too

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Stephenie at one point rewrote the first Twilight book, but in Edward's perspective.

Let me tell you, if you thought the originals were were bad, this one takes the cake.



It never got finished though, because she got upset when someone leaked it.

Hearing about this just rubs me the wrong way. She should have finished the book even if it was leaked because people who like Meyer's stuff would have enjoyed it, at least. It would be like if they stopped making Spyro games because haters exist!

^ Yeah I thought that was quite childish of her. Her fans were disappointed that it wasn't finished. And tbh I don't see what's so bad about something being leaked? It's like, it's not like they've read the entire story or something.

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I thought that the 'evil internet trolls' had won when they leaked one of the books and she wasn't going to do anything else with it. Well, get ready for a bunch of girls telling their boyfriends to read this(or vice versa) because it's a totally acurate depiction of a relationship. Dear lord.

TFIOS is still the most accurate depiction of a relationship in all literature

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Stephenie at one point rewrote the first Twilight book, but in Edward's perspective.

Let me tell you, if you thought the originals were were bad, this one takes the cake.



It never got finished though, because she got upset when someone leaked it.

WE MUST LEAK ALL OF THEM

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^ Yeah I thought that was quite childish of her. Her fans were disappointed that it wasn't finished. And tbh I don't see what's so bad about something being leaked? It's like, it's not like they've read the entire story or something.

Reminds me of when Namco threatened to remove new Japanese and Arabian characters from Tekken 7 because a bunch of peckerwoods were complaining on the internet about characters promoting cultures outside of their own (Even in a foreign game). Turned out it was just a joke but, at least for the time being, the old peckerwood seemed quite happy about having a game with less content, so long as it remained 100% bleachy.

I seriously have to wonder how with the supposed horrid writing, the unprofessional behavior, and the mindset of thinking she has how she still manages to find work and get her stuff published on a large scale.

Like yeah I know her books made money before so publishers might pick her up based on that but even from the first book if the writing is as awful as it sounds why was she picked up in the first place?

No such thing as bad publicity. People buy books to laugh at or see what the big deal is, publisher makes money since to write that bad she must be pretty quick to finish them.

Though... Man, supporting someone who's clearly got issues(if Edward's actor's words on how she acted near him are to be believed) and thinks that abuse is right and living in the past century is the perfect ideology. It's messed up for both sides.

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I seriously have to wonder how with the supposed horrid writing, the unprofessional behavior, and the mindset of thinking she has how she still manages to find work and get her stuff published on a large scale.

Like yeah I know her books made money before so publishers might pick her up based on that but even from the first book if the writing is as awful as it sounds why was she picked up in the first place?

Because Meyer is not the worst writer out there. Not even close. Just spend a couple hours reading My Little Pony fanfiction and you will see what I'm talking about.

^I'm aware of what you're talking about and yeah she isn't the worst writer out there. But she's still a supposedly horrid (say that because I never bothered to read her stuff) writer still getting huge publication and film deals. The writer for Sweet Apple Massacre isn't about to get a film written about his works any time soon but Meyer still does.

Still a- *shot a million times*


But really, how many more cash grabs can they crank out? I can see the next one now: Twilight: the first book reimagined from the reimagined version of it, coming soon to a bookstore near you!

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^I'm aware of what you're talking about and yeah she isn't the worst writer out there. But she's still a supposedly horrid (say that because I never bothered to read her stuff) writer still getting huge publication and film deals. The writer for Sweet Apple Massacre isn't about to get a film written about his works any time soon but Meyer still does.

My dad actually got roped into the hype and forced me to read it, trying to get me to read more books that aren't manga. Got halfway through the second before I was cheering for Bella's death.

From what I remember of the first book, the overall writing style wasn't too bad and she clearly understood how to use the English language, but it didn't really follow the traditional storyline format. There was just 20 or so chapters of bull**** Bella drooling over Edward followed by 1 of plot thickens, another 2 of climax in the story where other vampire tries to kill Bella, then finally quickly wrapped up with Edward busts in kills vampire, then done.

It was honestly boring as hell with little to keep you interested unless you're caught up in the whole idea of vampires and believing it as "romance". The second was even worse since it was longer. Edward ran off leaving Bella to drown in depression for over half the book. I gave up when she's driving some motorcycle along some mountain road being all depressed and almost suicidal. I legit cheered for her to just jump off the cliff.

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I once saw an article online months ago saying that she didn't care about Twilight anymore. Well... Look where that went... :/
It was either a fake article, or she's really that indecisive.

Really isn't good to say you don't care about something you made. Says alot about her character if true.

It's also possible she was asked to do it by greedy publishers and she is doing it solely for the money.

Its Fanfiction.Bad fanfiction.Thank god ive never read the book.The movie was bad.I do think its not as bad as other movies....But still bad.

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I once saw an article online months ago saying that she didn't care about Twilight anymore. Well... Look where that went... :/
It was either a fake article, or she's really that indecisive.

Really isn't good to say you don't care about something you made. Says alot about her character if true.

It's also possible she was asked to do it by greedy publishers and she is doing it solely for the money.

Filmmakers and musicians all the time express how they might be unhappy with how something came out, especially if fans also felt it wasn't very good.

But if what she says is true then either she's trying to revise and improve the story along with the genderswap, or yeah she's selling out and did it for the inevitable money.

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There's bits and pieces of it floating around on the internet and let me tell you Meyer managed to somehow make her writing worse

inb4 new fanfiction based on this new twilight series

fanfiction becomes gender-swapped fifty shades

we are doomed

Okay, but can it be worse then 50 Shades of Gray? Because that was actual published fanfiction with the names changed.

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Okay, but can it be worse then 50 Shades of Gray? Because that was actual published fanfiction with the names changed.

Who's to say this didn't start the same way, to some other vampire series? Fanfics are just about anything.

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Okay, but can it be worse then 50 Shades of Gray? Because that was actual published fanfiction with the names changed.

Who's to say this didn't start the same way, to some other vampire series? Fanfics are just about anything.

That's true.

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I once saw an article online months ago saying that she didn't care about Twilight anymore. Well... Look where that went... :/
It was either a fake article, or she's really that indecisive.

Really isn't good to say you don't care about something you made. Says alot about her character if true.

It's also possible she was asked to do it by greedy publishers and she is doing it solely for the money.

Filmmakers and musicians all the time express how they might be unhappy with how something came out, especially if fans also felt it wasn't very good.

But if what she says is true then either she's trying to revise and improve the story along with the genderswap, or yeah she's selling out and did it for the inevitable money.

There's a difference between being unhappy with something and not caring about about it. One, you still own up to a mistake, the other it's simply losing interest after pouring your heart and soul into it.

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There's bits and pieces of it floating around on the internet and let me tell you Meyer managed to somehow make her writing worse

inb4 new fanfiction based on this new twilight series

fanfiction becomes gender-swapped fifty shades

we are doomed

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I will definitely be reading this book. I'll go into it with an open mind.

I'll let you guys know how it is once I finish it.

Payday The Heist predicted this, it was always coming.

I was just at Barnes and Nobles yesterday and saw it there. Picked it up, flipped to the summary out of curiosity, then closed it. Had no clue what was happening, lol.

I might borrow it someday if it shows up at the Library. But if it doesn't then I won't read it, since it's not worth buying.

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I seriously have to wonder how with the supposed horrid writing, the unprofessional behavior, and the mindset of thinking she has how she still manages to find work and get her stuff published on a large scale.

Like yeah I know her books made money before so publishers might pick her up based on that but even from the first book if the writing is as awful as it sounds why was she picked up in the first place?

I swear publishing companies have really low standards because I see a lot off books on the shelf that are garbage now. Yet they still get a lot of fame. Like Divergent for example. That was a terrible series.

Although at the same time it gives me hope of being successful with my own book, since I literally think 'If ****ty books like Twilight, Divergent, Mortal Instruments, etc can get publish and become really popular, then mine will have no problem'. I know that's not a good mindset, but I can't help it. xD

Don't forget publishers also seem to have some special cases where they won't lift a finger to help improve the book. I bet someone remembers Eragon - if it wasn't for the fact that Paolini was related to higher ups in the publisher, maybe the editors would actually have the guts to trim the crazy amounts of filler in the book and make it so much more acessible and enjoyable.

^ Agreed. I adored the whole concept Paolini's Eragon series, I loved the whole Dragon-rider thing, I loved the Eragon & Saphira duo since they were a great pair and Paolini is an amazing writer, but it just didn't deliver very well. I actually enjoyed the first book (although I thought it could have been better. The journey shouldn't have been as long as it was), but the second book was too boring for me. I got a third way through Eldest and ended up dropping it.

I gave up on Brisingr, and I'll tell you it doesn't get any better. Filler on top of filler, entire pages for a single action. Editors aren't always evil evil people who destroy the book's innocence, on that case, Paolini was young and wouldn't really get that kids his age like getting to the action faster since LOTR and similar are for an older dempgraphic, nor he should, that's what editors are for.

On Meyer's case, I doubt they read the books they publish, let alone edit it except for grammar mistakes.