darkSpyro

I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

thats hot, i have one.

it's called "i don't want to go to school or i'm going to cry"

1) set 5 alarm clocks starting at 5AM all seperated by 5 minute intervals
2) have one start a smart alarm that starts playing quietly at 4:30 until it hits 5
3) sleep through all alarms until 5:30AM
4) wake up and remember you have school
5) cry
6) get up and go to the bathroom
7) cry even more
8) take a shower
9) cry until you start drowning
10) turn off water because you remember you'll die
11) regret not turning off water
12) get out of shower and blow dry hair
13) cry and dry tears with blowdrier
14) go to room and get dressed
15) accidently **** up hair when putting on shirt
16) cry again
17) do hair again
18) blowdry hair
19) put on shoes and soak them with tears
20) go downstairs and make coffee
21) realize you're making the coffee salty with your tears
22) put creamer
23) grab backpack with water-damaged schoolwork from crying
24) leave house while crying
25) get to school crying
26) go through school day crying

for me i wake up at 3 in the morning, go to work at 5, and then go home around 5 in the evening. and repeat it for 7 days a week........ growing up is fun

hah what are mornings i try not to remember those

Quote: MoonHorizons

I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

That made me laugh so hard for some reason.

This is a good idea though, I should try it.

I go to church in the morning.

I wake up at 6:30am
Read Scriptures till 7:00am
Go to church till 8:00am
Go home and eat breakfast and get stuff ready till 8:30am
Go to school till 3:00pm

I've lived this routine for 3 years now, and I have not missed one day of church. EVER.

Quote: Samius

Quote: MoonHorizons

I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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at least someone knows it's a copypasta.

Alarm set for 6am
Wakes up at 9am