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why did the man enter the supermarket on his knees [CLOSED]
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#1 Posted: 01:22:43 30/09/2015 | Topic Creator
he was looking for the lowest prices
ha
ha
that was lame sorry
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2635
#2 Posted: 02:12:06 30/09/2015
Lol
A woman enters a sex shop and asks the man for dildos
The man says they are on the wall behind him
She looks for like 5mins then finally chooses this big red one, but the man says
Sorry miss, but that's our fire extinguisher
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#3 Posted: 06:57:08 30/09/2015
Where did Mary go when the bombing started?

Everywhere.


Edit: I know plenty of jokes, but most of them are dark, offensive, inappropriate, disgusting, and/or racist to the extreme.
I can only really tell them to my closest IRL friends, because they share my sense of humor and recognize that they don't reflect my actual opinions.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 07:02:54 30/09/2015 by Samius
Samius Hunter Gems: 9262
#4 Posted: 11:35:13 30/09/2015
Quote: TheJMAN184
Quote: Samius
Where did Mary go when the bombing started?

Everywhere.


Edit: I know plenty of jokes, but most of them are dark, offensive, inappropriate, disgusting, and/or racist to the extreme.
I can only really tell them to my closest IRL friends, because they share my sense of humor and recognize that they don't reflect my actual opinions.


I would love to hear some of them in PM or something if that's allowed.


I'd rather not send them to anybody. Someday I might change my mind about that though, I dunno.
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2635
#5 Posted: 11:39:55 30/09/2015
Scientists have found out that Pluto is bigger than they thought it was, but it's still not as big as ur-anus

Dis one is Really bad
I went to whitcouls and asked if they had any 2016 calanders, they said they did but when I looked, they only had 106
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