There were 3 men. One in a red T-Shirt (Red), one in a blue T-Shirt (Blue) and one in a Green T-Shirt (Green). They all want onto an airplane for a flight around the world, but they all smuggled weapons onto the plane. Red had a knife, Blue had a Brick and Green had a hand grenade.
Once the plane took flight and was in the air, the flight attendant found out that Red had a knife and was forced to throw it out the window. 2 hours later, she found out that Blue found a Brick and was forced to throw it out a window. 1 hour later she found Green and his hand grenade and was forced to throw it out the window. Because the 3 left the plane without weapons, they were able to go home.
When Red came home he found his Mum crying. He asked "Why are you crying?" "When your father was doing the gardening, a knife fell from out of nowhere and stabbed him in the back, he's at the hospital." His Mum replied.
When Blue came home he found his Mum crying. He asked "Why are you crying?" "Your father was coming home from work in his car, when a brick fell though the roof and knocked him out, he's at the hospital." His Mum replied.
When Green came home he found his Dad laughing. He asked "Why are you laughing?" His Dad replied "When I farted, the house next door blew up!"
Moral of the story? DON'T THROW THINGS OUT THE WINDOW OF AN AIRPLANE!
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