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The Single's Bar IV: The Fourth One - Closet Edition
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1251 Posted: 20:02:12 23/11/2017
You shut it down? Thank the gods - Odin, Zeus, Naga, Mila, Hansi Kursch, and all the rest. I already tried nuking it, but clearly that didn't work, they just coming up with progressively more ridiculous ideas to keep their e-boners held high.

*virtual high-five and a lifetime supply of cookies*

How did you get it shut down? Because that thing was seriously annoying, it was literally nothing but NSFW spam just to keep S&N alive. Ironic, since I was the only user that was ever considered annoying, yet the dragen and Boomer "spam" I did was no worse than that closet and the influx of Q&A threads.

Guess I was a special exception. Just there so people could blame me for their problems,. Though, I will admit I was annoying too, but I wasn't the only one.

And yeah, we're all singles. Underaged singles, too, I don't think any of us have seen a vagina in our lives, so why did we talk about it so much?

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Shadme's birthday is over, right? Does that mean I can convert this thing into a supertank now?
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No fate. Only the power of will.
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1252 Posted: 21:33:18 23/11/2017
I just yelled at them enough to stop it. I like it better when it's a small bar. Just us, hanging out, talking about destroying everything. Isn't that fun?

I was looking back at the old pages of the bar, and they're both ridiculously inappropriate and feature some very cringey quotes from me.

Wait on the tanks until she gives the okay, alright?
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1253 Posted: 22:04:14 23/11/2017
I like any sort of conversation as long as it doesn't involve spamming sex jokes. It's unoriginal and very annoying, thank the Gods - Odin, Zeus, Naga, Mila, Hansi Kursch, and the rest - that dS has grown out of that phase.

I think we should take a majority vote. It's not Shadme's birthday anymore, remember? We're all equal, we all deserve a vote. Raise your hand if you want to convert the bar into a supertank!

*raises hand*

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Was just looking back a few pages ago, noticed that April Fool's post you made about Shadme. TBH I thought you liked that ship, didn't know you were so against it until now.

And then there was 84skylanderdude shipping me with Shadme. No. Just no.

Also, going back to the subject of our love lives...

I don't think I'll ever find someone who will be my equal, someone who will see eye-to-eye with me. I have Aspergers Syndrome, and this really affects my social skills, badly. I don't like it. Because of this, I doubt any friendship or relationship I have will end well, and they never have, with further proves my theory.

So I think I need to get used to the fact that I will never be normal, and never have friends like a normal person would. I need to get used to being alone and to focus on what I am good at.

Back to a lighter note, have we decided what songs are/will be on the jukebox? I want lots of Sonata Arctica on there, they're awesome.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1254 Posted: 22:26:32 23/11/2017
I'm not really against the ship. I used to be, but now I'm just trying to pretend to hate it. I kind of miss being shipped, mainly because that was the only time I felt I was popular on the site. I wish I wasn't so uptight about it. I used to be really bad at taking jokes. I still am, in some ways.

I could be your friend, if you want? I understand how it feels to be alone, and it's not a good feeling.

Also on a lighter note, how about Imagine Dragons?
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1255 Posted: 22:47:11 23/11/2017
I already see you as my friend. I mean, we're talking now, so that's enough for me to consider you one. It's mostly relationships in particular, though friendships haven't gone well either. I have a feeling any kind of friendship, or even feelings of happiness, aren't going to end well. I've heard of something called Cherophobia, the fear of happiness, and I think that applies for me to an extent, depending on the situation. Though more as a way of thought, the only thing I truly fear is oblivion.

Besides, I can't imagine being with another human, mostly. That's more the main reason. I know it sounds weird, but... that's probably the best way I can describe it.

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I've only heard Radioactive, and I liked that a lot. Haven't heard anything else besides that, I mostly listen to stuff like (some of my favourites, favourite songs in brackets):

Lost Horizon (Highlander (The One))
Timeless Miracle (Curse of The Werewolf)
Blind Guardian (The Holy Grail)
Sonata Arctica (My Selene)
Bloodbound (Nosferatu)

The songs mentioned are also among my favourite songs of all time, too. Highlander (The One) is by far my favourite - no matter the situation, no matter how bad I feel, it is always guaranteed to cheer me up. Literally the only song I know like this, that can always make me happier.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1256 Posted: 01:36:26 24/11/2017
Believer and Monster are also good songs, if you want to try either of those.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1257 Posted: 10:55:48 24/11/2017
Maybe, though I'm not too interested in finding new music right now. I've found a lot of bands I like already, so I don't see any reason to expand my knowledge further.

I might listen to them when I've got time. I've been listening to a lot of Blind Guardian and Kamelot recently, especially Blind Guardian.

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Anyone here still in favour of converting this bar into a supertank? It's better than bringing back the closet, at least.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1258 Posted: 17:08:01 25/11/2017
Hey Shadme! Can we turn this place into a tank now?
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1259 Posted: 17:19:52 25/11/2017
Damn, a whole day without a post... S&N is really inactive now. I hope I'm right about Sky7, that should get us some more traffic if I'm right.

Anyway... yes, we need to convert this place into a supertank.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
Johnbonne Yellow Sparx Gems: 1059
#1260 Posted: 17:31:26 25/11/2017
SUPERTANKS? SUPERTANKS?! OUR PATRONS CHOOSE TO HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES!

No, a Supertank is not enough. We need a gigantic battleship, a star cruiser the size of Shadow of War's download! And then we shall expand, our fleets blotting the sun, and an army of singles shall descent upon the planets that know not the glory of overly priced alcohol that's justified because you're paying for the experience of other people's company! We shall seize the galaxy in a boozed-up torrent of bad language and even worse breath.

Wheels cannot take us to the stars. Wheels shall not take us to the space grog. Wheels shall not take us to glory!
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1261 Posted: 17:51:34 25/11/2017
That's exactly how I'd imagine a supertank. Machine guns, flamethrowers, death lasers, rocket boosters, flux capacitors, etc.. Nothing could stop us.

Oh, and by the way, do we have any lamps or Triforces in here? We need a wish machine in our supertank. I'd like to make some wishes myself, also.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1262 Posted: 12:03:50 28/11/2017
I might be leaving soon. If I do, please recognize the 7th day of each month (7th December, 7th January, etc.) as Tank Day, in remembrance of me.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3987
#1263 Posted: 16:38:12 28/11/2017
back from the depths of fandom hell and still a single pringle
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ew, gross
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1264 Posted: 18:01:16 28/11/2017
Quote: AmbushFan
I might be leaving soon. If I do, please recognize the 7th day of each month (7th December, 7th January, etc.) as Tank Day, in remembrance of me.


I talked to Shadme, and she still doesn't approve.

Why the 7th anyway.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1265 Posted: 18:14:17 28/11/2017
Aw... Well, I think we should still take the popular vote instead. Can't rely on a single person.

We need democracy.

And the 7th b/c of the famous 7th Panzer Division (AKA the Ghost Division).
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No fate. Only the power of will.
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1266 Posted: 00:59:32 02/12/2017
I aM tHe QuEeN oF tHe SiNgLeS aNd My OpInIoN iS rAtIoNaL, rEaSoNaBlE aNd FiNaL.

(Welcome back, Prex! And I hope you don’t have to go, Ambush. I’ll try to remember the date if you do, though!)
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1267 Posted: 23:53:45 08/12/2017
Aw, no tank day :(

Just make it Girls und Panzer day instead, I guess. Waifus AND tanks - I don't think anyone can argue with that.

(Yeah, I may leave, but I think I'll come back occasionally to ****post like I am now. Hopefully once I get in college I'll have a larger to-do list, starting a band or making a videogame are the two things I want to do most RN)
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No fate. Only the power of will.
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1268 Posted: 03:20:23 15/12/2017
I disappeared for a while, so my bad, lol! Just do what I do, and surprise the heck out of people by popping in on occasion.
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1269 Posted: 03:22:03 15/12/2017
I feel like popping back in. Let's make the bar rise to its previous form!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1270 Posted: 04:42:23 15/12/2017
Rise! Rise, Singles Bar, to the top of the forum!
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
Skyhunter Platinum Sparx Gems: 5646
#1271 Posted: 16:35:56 15/12/2017
I guess I’ll chip in, too.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
...
WEED EATER
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1272 Posted: 04:41:24 25/12/2017
Hey guys, we're going to be adding a tank. So far, it only shoots tinsel and strings of battery powered lights. Do not use the tank on any human being.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1273 Posted: 17:59:15 25/12/2017
Hey, that’s a good idea! We should decorate a tree with it!
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1274 Posted: 14:00:21 22/01/2018
Don't mind me, just coming back to get drunk.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1895
#1275 Posted: 14:38:39 22/01/2018
Ahhhhh

Well, I'm back here again

One Hot chocolate please
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Rise and Shine Ursine
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1276 Posted: 14:41:58 22/01/2018
Sorry sir, we only serve true Russian vodka. Or at least, I do, and there's nobody else here to serve you right now.

So I hope you like getting drunk.

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Had another dream about getting married a few days ago. It was horrible.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2441
#1277 Posted: 07:48:35 28/01/2018
Hooray for being single, apparently.

The girl I (kinda?) have a crush on has a boyfriend right now, so rip.
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#hu
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1278 Posted: 12:26:42 28/01/2018
Being single is better anyway.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1279 Posted: 13:27:21 28/01/2018
Comfort yourself in the realm of fictional characters. They never say they hate you unless it's scripted.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#1280 Posted: 13:30:53 28/01/2018
Real human interaction would be nice though. Especially that of the opposite sex, lol
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1281 Posted: 15:31:07 28/01/2018
Quote: StormDragon21
Comfort yourself in the realm of fictional characters. They never say they hate you unless it's scripted.



But I can't have sexy times with them :(

But yeah, at least I don't need to worry about things messing up when we can't even talk to each other. On the other hand, there are many problems with this - like, you know, they don't even exist. Definitely a major con there.

Speaking of fictional characters, I picked up XC2 recently, and I feel like that game tries way too hard with waifuism. I expect the original wasn't like this? Anyway, it really becomes how tryhard they were when
Nia, the only female character on their team and the one who hated you right from the start (obvious tsundere), is the only character who defects when Malos attacks you. And then there's Pyra, who is borderline treated as your pet.


I didn't think it was possible to get more pandering than FEA, guess I was wrong. Sequel to a cult classic too. Nonetheless, I think it's a pretty good game so far, but the pandering is so obvious. Also, some of the character voices remind me of Shrek.
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No fate. Only the power of will.
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1282 Posted: 02:03:39 17/03/2018
I was told to not bump the bar, so I'm bumping it.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1283 Posted: 02:41:54 17/03/2018
zeus put his dick in everything
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2441
#1284 Posted: 01:08:47 19/03/2018
Still single. smilie
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#hu
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1285 Posted: 01:32:13 19/03/2018
Quote: Rickorio
Still single. smilie



Sorry. I feel you.

Pick up a dating game or something.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2441
#1286 Posted: 01:34:12 19/03/2018
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: Rickorio
Still single. smilie



Sorry. I feel you.

Pick up a dating game or something.

Nah, that'll just make me feel worse. I have a crush on this girl, and it's so weird because I've had a crush on her before, and then didn't, and now I do again. What really sucks is that there was a time where we both liked each other and neither of us did anything to let the other know.
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#hu
emeraldzoroark Gold Sparx Gems: 2547
#1287 Posted: 01:35:31 19/03/2018
I played a dating game and Monika is my new girlfriend, everyone back off.
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This avatar will be a reminder of my ultimate goal.
Even if I can’t bring it to Gen 8.
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1288 Posted: 23:58:19 29/08/2018
In five months, nothing has changed! Still single.
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
Grizzle Blue Sparx Gems: 918
#1289 Posted: 01:33:27 30/08/2018
Quote: ShadowMewX
In five months, nothing has changed! Still single.



Same pls end me
84skylanderdude Emerald Sparx Gems: 4889
#1290 Posted: 04:57:13 30/08/2018
Hello my miscreants
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Bolt Platinum Sparx Gems: 5304
#1291 Posted: 05:16:05 30/08/2018
_(:з」∠)_

nah but seriously, ldr are not good for me. i need the hugs. also, im probably not even romantic anyway LOL
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you don't know me. i break things
I draw stuff.
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#1292 Posted: 10:37:33 30/08/2018
I've got a harem of waifus and that's all I'll ever need <3
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Aspirat primo fortuna labori. Me duce tutus eris. Vox populi, vox dei. Ad meiorem, dei gloriam. Ad infinitum.
PM me weird stuff.
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1293 Posted: 12:31:23 30/08/2018
Quote: Bolt
_(:з」∠)_

nah but seriously, ldr are not good for me. i need the hugs. also, im probably not even romantic anyway LOL


Are long-distance hugs okay, lol?
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#1294 Posted: 12:43:20 30/08/2018
Wonder how much has changed since we first visited one of these topics... well we're still lonely anyways.
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Aspirat primo fortuna labori. Me duce tutus eris. Vox populi, vox dei. Ad meiorem, dei gloriam. Ad infinitum.
PM me weird stuff.
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1895
#1295 Posted: 14:15:30 30/08/2018
Guess who's still single!

This guy, right here
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Rise and Shine Ursine
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1296 Posted: 15:33:05 03/09/2018
I think I misread your question, Buchi... I decided to investigate the old bar. Oops.
Well, from a cursory glance, it seems that visitors got drunk, hooked up with each other and caused more property destruction than we do now. Imagine that! We've changed for the better!
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#1297 Posted: 15:38:44 03/09/2018
Mainly since we first posted here was what I was referring to. Anyway, I'm definitely not as innocent as I was, though that may not be entirely true because I legit discovered porn through darkSpyro. I've definitely changed though.

Any of us found our ideal waifu yet?
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Aspirat primo fortuna labori. Me duce tutus eris. Vox populi, vox dei. Ad meiorem, dei gloriam. Ad infinitum.
PM me weird stuff.
StormDragon21 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3595
#1298 Posted: 18:36:59 03/09/2018
Buchi. What the heck. Were you looking at lewd pictures of Bianca or something?

Anyway still single, decided not to get too worked up about it.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
ShadowMewX Platinum Sparx Gems: 5284
#1299 Posted: 20:38:40 03/09/2018
I don't even want to know about the porn thing.
I was definitely pretty innocent back when the bar first started up! I mean, that was four years ago. I think some of the innuendos went over my head. Had the good sense to not drink alcohol or explore the supply closet, though.
Ideal waifu? Idk. I like being single! Got some fictional husbandos, of course, but nothing that would translate into reality.
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Quote:
"Putting Skyward in a coma has given me the most amusement of this month. I think I'm going to do it."

-StormDragon21
DeathOfADream Yellow Sparx Gems: 1037
#1300 Posted: 20:41:18 03/09/2018
Wow it still exists

I too am a single pringle, everyone I almost ended up dating as of late turned out to be super screwed up in some way or another so I don’t mind being alone ^~^
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”You say I shouldn't think about my life,
‘Cause once I finally hit the ground,
Who's gonna drag me into the light?”
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