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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470
#1 Posted: 22:31:17 27/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Eat more pineapple. ;)
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#2 Posted: 22:34:22 27/08/2015
this must be why spongebob is still on the air
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#3 Posted: 22:34:46 27/08/2015
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#4 Posted: 22:41:08 27/08/2015
YOUR ALL KNOWING SEX GODDESS SPEAKS

fun fact: the taste doesn't actually change for around 2 days. eat pineapple for like 2 days then it will. it also works for guys too, btw.

YOUR ALL KNOWING SEX GODDESS IS DONE SPEAKING
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#5 Posted: 22:45:17 27/08/2015
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
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#6 Posted: 23:01:36 27/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
YOUR ALL KNOWING SEX GODDESS SPEAKS

fun fact: the taste doesn't actually change for around 2 days. eat pineapple for like 2 days then it will. it also works for guys too, btw.

YOUR ALL KNOWING SEX GODDESS IS DONE SPEAKING



and you have to do it pretty consistently, you can just have a slice of pineapple once and then expect it to work, you have to incorporate it into your diet to some extent for the best results.
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#7 Posted: 23:02:31 27/08/2015
i taste like cocoanuts
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#8 Posted: 23:03:25 27/08/2015
Good thing I actually like pineapples~
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#9 Posted: 23:06:10 27/08/2015
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brb changing my tf2 main to any other class but medic
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#10 Posted: 23:08:24 27/08/2015
i drank pineapple fanta, am i taste-able now?
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#11 Posted: 23:11:19 27/08/2015
Quote: ZapNorris
i drank pineapple fanta, am i taste-able now?


Are you asking people to taste?
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#12 Posted: 01:03:37 28/08/2015
I don't notice the difference tbh.
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#13 Posted: 04:31:14 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
I don't notice the difference tbh.



uh. did you actually taste yourself wtf???
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#14 Posted: 04:41:50 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
I don't notice the difference tbh.



tell us the secrets of your acrobatics
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5355
#15 Posted: 04:47:00 28/08/2015
I used to make my ex-girlfriend taste better by putting whipped cream on her...


...but now all I have for my whipped cream is pudding. And my only bedmate is a bunch of ****ing bedbugs....


*Cries*
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#16 Posted: 04:48:42 28/08/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
I used to make my ex-girlfriend taste better by putting whipped cream on her...


i tried that once
it was very cold and i regret it
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5355
#17 Posted: 04:51:21 28/08/2015
Some people like the feeling of cold on their skin. Hell, ice cubes can make for a pretty fun toy sometimes...
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#18 Posted: 04:55:42 28/08/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Some people like the feeling of cold on their skin. Hell, ice cubes can make for a pretty fun toy sometimes...


i like heat way more
and pain
and ropes
and chains
and pain

cold is just uncomfortable
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#19 Posted: 05:07:19 28/08/2015
Well, in that case I recommend hot fudge.
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#20 Posted: 05:08:59 28/08/2015
Or how about you bathe yourself in holy water, cause y'all clearly need jesus.
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#21 Posted: 05:12:36 28/08/2015
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
Or how about you bathe yourself in holy water, cause y'all clearly need jesus.


thatd just burn me
im made of pure lust
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#22 Posted: 05:15:36 28/08/2015
Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
Or how about you bathe yourself in holy water, cause y'all clearly need jesus.

THIS

*BANGS POTS AND PANS* YOU'RE ALL SINNERS!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AROUND* YOU'RE ALL SINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOURE BREAKING MY CONTROL OVER THEM
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#23 Posted: 05:19:14 28/08/2015
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
Or how about you bathe yourself in holy water, cause y'all clearly need jesus.



So should I interpret that to mean Jesus wants to lick the sweet whipped cream and/or hot fudge off of our naked bodies?
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#24 Posted: 06:39:38 28/08/2015
Quote: Big Green
this must be why spongebob is still on the air


Why do you think Squidward hasn't moved from his house yet?

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#25 Posted: 07:23:57 28/08/2015
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#26 Posted: 08:15:33 28/08/2015
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#27 Posted: 11:54:00 28/08/2015
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
Quote: Mesuxelf
I don't notice the difference tbh.



uh. did you actually taste yourself wtf???



No? That's weird.


Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: Mesuxelf
I don't notice the difference tbh.



tell us the secrets of your acrobatics



GUISE I CANT SUCK MY OWN DICK. I DON'T BEND THAT WAYYYY
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spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#28 Posted: 12:29:57 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
GUISE I CANT SUCK MY OWN DICK. I DON'T BEND THAT WAYYYY


Everyone can bend that way, liar.
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#29 Posted: 12:30:48 28/08/2015
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Mesuxelf
GUISE I CANT SUCK MY OWN DICK. I DON'T BEND THAT WAYYYY


Everyone can bend that way, liar.



can confirm.
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#30 Posted: 12:32:02 28/08/2015
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Mesuxelf
GUISE I CANT SUCK MY OWN DICK. I DON'T BEND THAT WAYYYY


Everyone can bend that way, liar.



I USED TO BE ABLE TO WHEN I WAS SHORTER BUT MY BACK JUST DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY
I DON'T BELIEV YOU CAN DO IT EITHER. IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL MAKE A VIDEO PROVING I CAN'T
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#31 Posted: 12:35:14 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Mesuxelf
GUISE I CANT SUCK MY OWN DICK. I DON'T BEND THAT WAYYYY


Everyone can bend that way, liar.



I USED TO BE ABLE TO WHEN I WAS SHORTER BUT MY BACK JUST DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY
I DON'T BELIEV YOU CAN DO IT EITHER. IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL MAKE A VIDEO PROVING I CAN'T



that reminds me

you said you would put your dick in a nerf rocket and fire if wolf got in ssb4

do not forgot that
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#32 Posted: 12:38:11 28/08/2015
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: spyrolvr96


Everyone can bend that way, liar.



I USED TO BE ABLE TO WHEN I WAS SHORTER BUT MY BACK JUST DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY
I DON'T BELIEV YOU CAN DO IT EITHER. IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL MAKE A VIDEO PROVING I CAN'T



that reminds me

you said you would put your dick in a nerf rocket and fire if wolf got in ssb4

do not forgot that


I haven't forgotten it. Don't worry.
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#33 Posted: 12:47:32 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
I USED TO BE ABLE TO WHEN I WAS SHORTER BUT MY BACK JUST DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY
I DON'T BELIEV YOU CAN DO IT EITHER. IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL MAKE A VIDEO PROVING I CAN'T


Stretch once in a while, fatty.

Also offering to make a video like that on this forum is a bad idea... [User Posted Image]
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#34 Posted: 12:52:28 28/08/2015
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Mesuxelf
I USED TO BE ABLE TO WHEN I WAS SHORTER BUT MY BACK JUST DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY
I DON'T BELIEV YOU CAN DO IT EITHER. IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL MAKE A VIDEO PROVING I CAN'T


Stretch once in a while, fatty.

Also offering to make a video like that on this forum is a bad idea... [User Posted Image]



I'm the skinniest, scrawniest, 15 year old boy there is. I'm just a saying I can't bend my spine like that. You saying I can, and claiming I'm lying when I say I can't is just ignorant.
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#35 Posted: 13:03:29 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
I'm the skinniest, scrawniest, 15 year old boy there is.


Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. Denial.
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#36 Posted: 13:22:07 28/08/2015
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Mesuxelf
I'm the skinniest, scrawniest, 15 year old boy there is.


Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. Denial.



***** I weigh less than 160 lbs. you're probably fatter than me.
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#37 Posted: 13:35:43 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
***** I weigh less than 160 lbs. you're probably fatter than me.


Alright, I guess going way over the top isn't cutting it, so I'll say it flat out.

I've been joking from the start.


Also last time I checked I only weighed 149 lbs.

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#38 Posted: 14:48:32 28/08/2015
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Mesuxelf
***** I weigh less than 160 lbs. you're probably fatter than me.


Alright, I guess going way over the top isn't cutting it, so I'll say it flat out.

I've been joking from the start.


Also last time I checked I only weighed 149 lbs.

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I assumed you were joking when you called me fat. I'm a little thick headed. And by that I mean I'm really thick headed, so it takes me a while to get jokes.

I'm gonna weigh myself when I get home though.
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#39 Posted: 15:32:13 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
I assumed you were joking when you called me fat. I'm a little thick headed. And by that I mean I'm really thick headed, so it takes me a while to get jokes.


Just wanted to make sure you knew smilie
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#40 Posted: 17:02:08 28/08/2015
Keep it SFW please.
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#41 Posted: 18:14:19 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
Quote: Mesuxelf
I don't notice the difference tbh.



uh. did you actually taste yourself wtf???



No? That's weird


How'd you know then?
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#42 Posted: 19:39:08 28/08/2015
Quote: Batzooka119
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: TacoMakerSkys



uh. did you actually taste yourself wtf???



No? That's weird


How'd you know then?



Man, I ain't telling you ****.
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#43 Posted: 19:41:40 28/08/2015
Well'p, I went ahead and tried this.....

ended up meeting some lady in the woods who gave me this drink


met shrek


woke up in bed

wat went wrong
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#44 Posted: 20:27:50 28/08/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Mesuxelf
I'm the skinniest, scrawniest, 15 year old boy there is.


Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. Denial.



***** I weigh less than 160 lbs. you're probably fatter than me.



that's not scrawny though????
Wait how tall are you
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#45 Posted: 20:47:09 28/08/2015
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: spyrolvr96


Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. Denial.



***** I weigh less than 160 lbs. you're probably fatter than me.



that's not scrawny though????
Wait how tall are you



6 foot 1.
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#46 Posted: 12:30:32 12/09/2015
thx for the advice.
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#47 Posted: 13:23:18 12/09/2015
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this must be why spongebob is still on the air


Why do you think Squidward hasn't moved from his house yet?

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#48 Posted: 23:11:05 12/09/2015
i love how a couple of years ago everyone on this site was like "im just a kid stop posting this stuff!!" and now nobody gives a **** anymore
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