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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565	#1 Posted: 20:30:50 12/08/2015 \| Topic Creator I reset it every time my mother swore, the highest she got was 10 minutes and that's because she knew it was on. It shows her apparent lack of control over her terrible language. --- 5.7.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#2 Posted: 20:39:41 12/08/2015 swearing is **ing great, you and your little ing ty ass iPad stopwatch **

weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220	#3 Posted: 20:40:41 12/08/2015 lol maybe I should do this with one of my friends sometime

BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480	#4 Posted: 20:41:35 12/08/2015 Quote: weebbby lol maybe I should do this with one of my friends sometime Oh yes, I should so do this too.

xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2628	#5 Posted: 20:41:52 12/08/2015 Congratulations? --- now its time to get funky

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#6 Posted: 20:43:45 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag swearing is **ing great, you and your little ing ty ass iPad stopwatch That makes no sense. yes it ing does, don't **ing lie

mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847	#7 Posted: 20:46:07 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wreckingballbob That makes no sense. yes it **ing does, don't **ing lie What's with the random stars and ings? It's put there instead of a swear word. --- Dead

somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470	#8 Posted: 20:46:19 12/08/2015 It's because you're British. --- Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#9 Posted: 20:47:51 12/08/2015 Quote: mega spyro Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag yes it **ing does, don't ing lie What's with the random stars and ings? It's put there instead of a swear word. yeah, its the ing swear sensor bull**

mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847	#10 Posted: 20:49:53 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag Quote: mega spyro It's put there instead of a swear word. yeah, its the **ing swear sensor bull** Again, no sense. It's called a joke. --- Dead

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#11 Posted: 20:56:20 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: mega spyro Quote: wreckingballbob Again, no sense. It's called a joke. Stars are no joke my friend. ** you, you think this is some mothering joke ? if you think that, you are so ing right, im just doing this swearing to ** with you.

xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2628	#12 Posted: 20:57:51 12/08/2015 Oh my god are you really this oblivious --- now its time to get funky
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#13 Posted: 20:57:58 12/08/2015

Quote: wreckingballbob

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wreckingballbob

Stars are no joke my friend.

**** you, you think this is some mother****ing joke ****? if you think that, you are so ****ing right, im just doing this swearing **** to **** with you.

Still no sense there.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847	#14 Posted: 21:01:16 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wreckingballbob Stars are no joke my friend. ** you, you think this is some mothering joke ? if you think that, you are so ing right, im just doing this swearing to ** with you. Still no sense there. Wreckingballbob's oblivious ability activated! --- Dead

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#15 Posted: 21:01:30 12/08/2015

Quote: wreckingballbob

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wreckingballbob

Still no sense there.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

I understood everything but the stars... We all know you are not strong enough to kill me... For obvious reasons.

what are you even talking about

darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7095	#16 Posted: 21:03:36 12/08/2015 **ing terrible **, m8

mega spyro Emerald Sparx

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#17 Posted: 21:04:59 12/08/2015

Quote: wreckingballbob

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wreckingballbob

Still no sense there.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

I understood everything but the stars... We all know you are not strong enough to kill me... For obvious reasons.

------->Joke

You

The jokes are flying high today, aren't they?

---
Dead

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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#18 Posted: 21:07:56 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wreckingballbob I understood everything but the stars... We all know you are not strong enough to kill me... For obvious reasons. [img][/mg] what are you even talking about No point explaining this one, I'll get screwed. Just go ahead and explain it.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#19 Posted: 21:13:59 12/08/2015 There is no reason I can't defeat you in combat.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#20 Posted: 21:17:29 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag There is no reason I can't defeat you in combat. We'd need a tale of the tape. what??

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109	#21 Posted: 21:19:52 12/08/2015 ayyyy

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#22 Posted: 21:23:43 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wreckingballbob We'd need a tale of the tape. what?? You see? >implying we'd settle this wrestling >no, mother****ing sword fight whatever, i could crush your head with my thighs anyways

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#23 Posted: 21:27:28 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wreckingballbob You see? >implying we'd settle this wrestling >no, mother****ing sword fight whatever, i could crush your head with my thighs anyways I highly doubt that. THEN ITS A SWORD FIGHT

Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511	#24 Posted: 21:34:05 12/08/2015 This thread is hilarious.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#25 Posted: 21:36:35 12/08/2015 Quote: wreckingballbob Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wreckingballbob I highly doubt that. THEN ITS A SWORD FIGHT Let's settle it in Smash. 6:AM tomorrow UK time don't be late. BRUH NO THATS 11 PM MY TIME I AINT STAYING UP LATE JUST TO KICK YOUR ASS I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP
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somePerson Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8470

#26 Posted: 21:37:30 12/08/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: StriderSwag

THEN ITS A SWORD FIGHT

Let's settle it in Smash. 6:AM tomorrow UK time don't be late.

BRUH NO
THATS 11 PM MY TIME
I AINT STAYING UP LATE JUST TO KICK YOUR ASS
I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP

Settle me in Smash so I can kick yours tatas back to Hell. >:(

---
Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#27 Posted: 21:39:58 12/08/2015 Quote: somePerson Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wreckingballbob Let's settle it in Smash. 6:AM tomorrow UK time don't be late. BRUH NO THATS 11 PM MY TIME I AINT STAYING UP LATE JUST TO KICK YOUR ASS I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP Settle me in Smash so I can kick yours tatas back to Hell. IM ALREADY IN HELL

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