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I got pooped on for the first time [CLOSED]
LameLime Yellow Sparx Gems: 1200
#1 Posted: 17:42:50 07/07/2015 | Topic Creator
I was out in a park on a bench under a tree when a bird dropped the package.

Now I need a shower and a change of shorts. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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#2 Posted: 17:43:21 07/07/2015
at least it was just a bird and not a human
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318
#3 Posted: 17:43:23 07/07/2015
congrats, you'll never be the same
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#4 Posted: 17:44:29 07/07/2015
what an accomplishment.
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523
#5 Posted: 17:44:42 07/07/2015
Now you are finally a man.
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RaymanTwilight Blue Sparx Gems: 947
#6 Posted: 18:13:03 07/07/2015
Do you want a trophy for that?
slambam104 Gold Sparx Gems: 2464
#7 Posted: 18:53:35 07/07/2015
Quote: RaymanTwilight
Do you want a trophy for that?


Not a trophy, a certificate.
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7095
#8 Posted: 19:03:07 07/07/2015
Congratulations.
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3551
#9 Posted: 20:47:10 07/07/2015
am i only one who thought this was going to be another poop dot topic
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3551
#10 Posted: 21:36:35 07/07/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: MagicFizz
am i only one who thought this was going to be another poop dot topic



Oh, you mean like The Hair?



*cringes*
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#11 Posted: 21:40:22 07/07/2015
The first time I went to Mexico I had a toucan on my shoulder and it peed on me.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#12 Posted: 11:00:29 08/07/2015
It's good luck if it lands on your shoulder.

I think it's the right side.
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#13 Posted: 13:03:29 08/07/2015
Quote: LameLime
I was out in a park on a bench under a tree when a bird dropped the package.

Now I need a shower and a change of shorts. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


This is what a crappy day really means. smilie

Yea, I know what to do now...

*runs away*
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#14 Posted: 14:33:09 08/07/2015
Quote: thumper
Quote: LameLime
I was out in a park on a bench under a tree when a bird dropped the package.

Now I need a shower and a change of shorts. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


This is what a crappy day really means. smilie

Yea, I know what to do now...

*runs away*


I'm so proud i could cry.
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TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#15 Posted: 22:48:31 08/07/2015
Quote: LameLime
I was out in a park on a bench under a tree when a bird dropped the package.

Now I need a shower and a change of shorts. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



>"change of shorts."

did you **** your pants
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valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#16 Posted: 22:52:17 08/07/2015
it's just like high school all over again
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#17 Posted: 00:29:51 09/07/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
The first time I went to Mexico I had a toucan on my shoulder and it peed on me.


Birds are actually unable to pee. Whenever they use the bathroom they only poop, and the pee is mixed within that. If the stuff the toucan left on you was clear it was probably mostly just pee so I guess you could say it peed on you.

But yeah, there's a fun fact for ya.
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#18 Posted: 00:35:55 09/07/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Mesuxelf
The first time I went to Mexico I had a toucan on my shoulder and it peed on me.


Birds are actually unable to pee. Whenever they use the bathroom they only poop, and the pee is mixed within that. If the stuff the toucan left on you was clear it was probably mostly just pee so I guess you could say it peed on you.

But yeah, there's a fun fact for ya.



Did not need to know that
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#19 Posted: 00:55:10 09/07/2015
my baby niece peed on my leg last week :/
theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184
#20 Posted: 00:55:44 09/07/2015
Quote: PwnageFTW
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Mesuxelf
The first time I went to Mexico I had a toucan on my shoulder and it peed on me.


Birds are actually unable to pee. Whenever they use the bathroom they only poop, and the pee is mixed within that. If the stuff the toucan left on you was clear it was probably mostly just pee so I guess you could say it peed on you.

But yeah, there's a fun fact for ya.



Did not need to know that



What about owls? We all know they regurgitate pellits, but how does it work when they don't even poop.
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#21 Posted: 00:56:50 09/07/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Mesuxelf
The first time I went to Mexico I had a toucan on my shoulder and it peed on me.


Birds are actually unable to pee. Whenever they use the bathroom they only poop, and the pee is mixed within that. If the stuff the toucan left on you was clear it was probably mostly just pee so I guess you could say it peed on you.

But yeah, there's a fun fact for ya.



That's what I thought. But this was a warm yellow stream running down my shoulder, and it wasn't pleasant.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#22 Posted: 01:19:35 09/07/2015
When I read this, I thought you meant by a human.
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2623
#23 Posted: 11:45:37 09/07/2015
Well that was.. CRAPPY
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm not funny but I think I am HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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#24 Posted: 12:02:19 09/07/2015
You are not the only one...

Except that when it happened to me I was at school c:
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#25 Posted: 15:36:39 09/07/2015
one time when i was a lot younger i was playing in my backyard with a beanie baby dragon and minding my own business when a bird took a dump on me. some bird **** got on my dragon too. it washed out but i was an angry little kid after that
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