So one day, I was playing some Rust when I decided to cut my tongue in front of millions of impressionable children on YouNow. Then, a black guy joined the chat and gave me a link to freerolexwatches.com and I clicked it. I opened the site, there was only text, saying "Ƴσʋ нαʌɛ яɛαcнɛ∂ тнɛ ɛи∂ ʏσʋя ʝσʋяиɛʏ вɛɢιиƨ нɛяɛ ғЯя+αρǪ2Ƙʌ*т4ǪΔƲ"
I was very spooked by the website, so much that I ate my mom's pussy. Then, a man named Rajesh *********got came (pun intended) into my room and ruined my new bed. I asked him why, and he only responded, "MACARONIS!" before he ****ed himself to death.
I then decided to listen to Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye. The entire time, I was furiously masturbating. Then, the Illuminati kidnapped me.
I woke up in a concentration camp with Will Smith and Dick Van Dyke, as well as many other celebrities. Holy **** was I in for one hell of an orgy. As I climaxed all over Jared Leto's face, I saw a Macaroni plushie with hyper-realistic blood eyes at the edge of my bed.
I decided to become an intern at Nickelodeon Studios, when I saw a lost episode of SpongeBob labelled: DO NOT WATCH YOU ****ING SCRUBLORD MACARONIS.
So, using my logic, I put the disc in my DVD Player. It was a snuff film featuring Al Capone sacrificing Mickey Mouse to the Great Macaroni. At the end of the tape, Capone looked at me and said, "Your mom was born from your grandma's butthole."
"Soulja Boy up in this skeleton, you scrublords will never survive the Nintendo World!", Bowser said, emerging from my PlayStation Vita that I was playing after I ****ed the lost episode's brains out like Montana of 300.
I then decided to purchase 10,000 Chicken McNuggets from Burger King. I opened the package but then a skeleton popped out. But it was fake. Instead, some macaronis with 10 kilometer penises started ****ing my eye sockets out. I chanted, "Illuminati, **** YEAH!", but Hillary Clinton showed up too late.
Later that night, Sonic emerged from my window while he was ****ing Rainbow Dash. "You shouldn't have done that...", BEN said.
PUSSY
"Holla holla get dollas smoke weed everyday!", said a voice. It was Jeff the Killer holding a bowl of macaronis.
I took an AK and shot Jeff, looked at his corpse, and macaronis popped out!
Now I'm died.
I was very spooked by the website, so much that I ate my mom's pussy. Then, a man named Rajesh *********got came (pun intended) into my room and ruined my new bed. I asked him why, and he only responded, "MACARONIS!" before he ****ed himself to death.
I then decided to listen to Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye. The entire time, I was furiously masturbating. Then, the Illuminati kidnapped me.
I woke up in a concentration camp with Will Smith and Dick Van Dyke, as well as many other celebrities. Holy **** was I in for one hell of an orgy. As I climaxed all over Jared Leto's face, I saw a Macaroni plushie with hyper-realistic blood eyes at the edge of my bed.
I decided to become an intern at Nickelodeon Studios, when I saw a lost episode of SpongeBob labelled: DO NOT WATCH YOU ****ING SCRUBLORD MACARONIS.
So, using my logic, I put the disc in my DVD Player. It was a snuff film featuring Al Capone sacrificing Mickey Mouse to the Great Macaroni. At the end of the tape, Capone looked at me and said, "Your mom was born from your grandma's butthole."
"Soulja Boy up in this skeleton, you scrublords will never survive the Nintendo World!", Bowser said, emerging from my PlayStation Vita that I was playing after I ****ed the lost episode's brains out like Montana of 300.
I then decided to purchase 10,000 Chicken McNuggets from Burger King. I opened the package but then a skeleton popped out. But it was fake. Instead, some macaronis with 10 kilometer penises started ****ing my eye sockets out. I chanted, "Illuminati, **** YEAH!", but Hillary Clinton showed up too late.
Later that night, Sonic emerged from my window while he was ****ing Rainbow Dash. "You shouldn't have done that...", BEN said.
PUSSY
"Holla holla get dollas smoke weed everyday!", said a voice. It was Jeff the Killer holding a bowl of macaronis.
I took an AK and shot Jeff, looked at his corpse, and macaronis popped out!
Now I'm died.
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