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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#1 Posted: 18:18:44 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
You have been placed here because of your crimes against my beautiful Empire. Here, you'll fight to the death for the pleasure of my wonderful audience! There is a large selection of things to fight here, lions, tigers, even other criminals. The last one standing gets a place in my Empire as a soldier. You may gain back your life only by winning, is that clear? Now, let's see someone asphyxiate a lion like I did... |
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#2 Posted: 18:21:00 28/05/2015
I believe if one of you is able to gouge the Lion's eyes out and devour them, that would earn them immediate entry into my Space Empire aswell.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7128 |
#3 Posted: 18:27:31 28/05/2015
I'm just here to watch the fights.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#4 Posted: 18:29:34 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: darkwolf
Prove yourself loyal then. If not, I can always through you in. |
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826 |
#5 Posted: 18:41:21 28/05/2015
The lions, the tigers, only creatures that pure babies would fight.
The true warriors will go after the chronovores, which I can easily supply your arena with. Do you wish to execute tyrants or give heroes glory through the way of combatting with a chronovore?
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is |
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632 |
#6 Posted: 18:43:23 28/05/2015
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
YOU'RE MAD MOXXI *coughslutcough*
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Gay 4 GARcher |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#7 Posted: 18:43:35 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: MoonHorizons
Depends. Describe this beast for me. |
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#8 Posted: 18:47:55 28/05/2015
Quote: DragonCamo
At least she's getting some >.> OHHHHHHHHHHHH FOTS SHIRED I mean..Uhm....Ahem.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826 |
#9 Posted: 18:51:38 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Chronovores are bio-organic beasts that seek glory in every single corner of time. They range from 2-6 stories tall and are bipedal creatures. Weapons are the Garnet Cannon, a large gun that is built into the right hand of the chronovore that fires a large ball of energy that explodes on impact. The Chrono Stomp, a stomp which cracks the ground underneath them and sends out a shockwave which will electrocute and instantly kill nearly anything that stands in it's radius. Chronovores tend to come in this appearance.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is |
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583 |
#10 Posted: 18:51:46 28/05/2015
Accurate photo of Striderswag right now. |
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#11 Posted: 18:52:26 28/05/2015
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262 |
#12 Posted: 18:54:11 28/05/2015
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this user has died. written on a note was their darkspyro login. they say hello from beyond the grave. |
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325 |
#13 Posted: 19:04:40 28/05/2015
A leader who can't even spell, how pathetic.
*Colosseum |
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#14 Posted: 19:06:48 28/05/2015
Quote: spyro and sonic
A fool who can't even check if he's correct before correcting someone who already was correct. col·i·se·um ˌkäləˈsēəm/Submit noun a large theater or stadium. "the Charlotte Coliseum"
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325 |
#15 Posted: 19:09:38 28/05/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Facts are racist. |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#16 Posted: 19:16:09 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
You dare insult your Empress!? GUARDS, THROW THIS PEASENT IN WITH THE LIONS! Quote: MoonHorizons
Give me as many as you can. They sound like a challenge. Quote: spyro and sonic
Pay you no attention to the historic Roman Coliseum? That is how it is spelled you illiterate pig. |
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7128 |
#17 Posted: 19:21:50 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
How may I do that? |
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325 |
#18 Posted: 19:23:51 28/05/2015
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#19 Posted: 19:25:09 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: darkwolf
You're the citizen. Figure it out. Quote: spyro and sonic
Ancient spelling, you dull creature. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#20 Posted: 19:35:26 28/05/2015
Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. Cthulhu
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darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7128 |
#21 Posted: 19:48:36 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Understood. *Jumps into the ring* *Sneaks up behind a tiger and strangles it* |
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276 |
#22 Posted: 19:50:18 28/05/2015
Finally a way to trim the fat.
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^ You all know it's true |
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:50:32 28/05/2015 by Greeble
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#23 Posted: 19:50:59 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: darkwolf
Good. Now do the same to twenty more. |
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7128 |
#24 Posted: 05:52:08 30/05/2015
I've brought more tigers, as the Empress requested.
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BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480 |
#25 Posted: 05:59:08 30/05/2015
Ah yes, the natural way a lion responds to a living being it would usually not see in it's original life habitat.
I suggest we should glue meat to the victems. More blood is more fun. |
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