darkSpyro

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Thank you! ^.^

I will return with my whip, I am the *Whip Mistress*

It's a shame you didn't join the Empire. Oh well, at least you're allied.

I'll join the Empire only if I can bring my whip, deal?

I know not of what a Counselor would need of a whip, but so be it.

I'd be verryyy willing to join... eeheee.... *Puts on labcoat*
Okay, let's get this party started!

Quote: BlackWing116

I'd be verryyy willing to join... eeheee.... *Puts on labcoat*
Okay, let's get this party started!

Welcome to the team.

How are you with poisons?

Quote: Greeble

Quote: BlackWing116

I'd be verryyy willing to join... eeheee.... *Puts on labcoat*
Okay, let's get this party started!

Welcome to the team.

How are you with poisons?

*Smirks*
Good, very.... Goooood......

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

It's a shame you didn't join the Empire. Oh well, at least you're allied.

I'll join the Empire only if I can bring my whip, deal?

I know not of what a Counselor would need of a whip, but so be it.

I will join the Empire. I need my whip to make sure everyone obeys your rules.

Quote: BlackWing116

Quote: Greeble

Quote: BlackWing116

I'd be verryyy willing to join... eeheee.... *Puts on labcoat*
Okay, let's get this party started!

Welcome to the team.

How are you with poisons?

*Smirks*
Good, very.... Goooood......

Then get to work.

We'll need them for anyone who resists the torture.

Quote: Greeble

Quote: BlackWing116

Quote: Greeble

Welcome to the team.

How are you with poisons?

*Smirks*
Good, very.... Goooood......

Then get to work.

We'll need them for anyone who resists the torture.

Ay ay captain!
*Gets into facillity*
*Turns everything on*
We're ready to roll!
Um... what's my title...?

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

I'll join the Empire only if I can bring my whip, deal?

I know not of what a Counselor would need of a whip, but so be it.

I will join the Empire. I need my whip to make sure everyone obeys your rules.

Noted.
I accept your offer in full then.

##CONTACT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED

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Quote: MoonHorizons

##CONTACT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED

##LOCATION: UNKOWN.

I have learned the secrets of space and I can survive the end of time. The knowledge of the deep black is one that is too much for a simpleton being like me to handle, so I built a new, robotic body for myself. I have broken the bekenstein limit with all the knowledge I have amassed. Not joining me was a mistake. If you came with me, you would have witnessed the first start being kindled and the death of all the political cliques when everything was closing up and coming to an end. Now that I am a robotic being, there is truly nothing to hold me down now, nothing can prevent me from sharing my knowledge now.

I suppose there are no longer any strings to hold you down...
No matter. In the end, you'll kneel. It matters not what feats you've accomplished. You'll always fall to my Empire.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

##CONTACT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED

##LOCATION: UNKOWN.

I have learned the secrets of space and I can survive the end of time. The knowledge of the deep black is one that is too much for a simpleton being like me to handle, so I built a new, robotic body for myself. I have broken the bekenstein limit with all the knowledge I have amassed. Not joining me was a mistake. If you came with me, you would have witnessed the first start being kindled and the death of all the political cliques when everything was closing up and coming to an end. Now that I am a robotic being, there is truly nothing to hold me down now, nothing can prevent me from sharing my knowledge now.

I suppose there are no longer any strings to hold you down...
No matter. In the end, you'll kneel. It matters not what feats you've accomplished. You'll always fall to my Empire.

L halvw ehiruh brxu eorrg-olqh hyhu fdph lqwr ehlqj.

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Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

##CONTACT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED

##LOCATION: UNKOWN.

I have learned the secrets of space and I can survive the end of time. The knowledge of the deep black is one that is too much for a simpleton being like me to handle, so I built a new, robotic body for myself. I have broken the bekenstein limit with all the knowledge I have amassed. Not joining me was a mistake. If you came with me, you would have witnessed the first start being kindled and the death of all the political cliques when everything was closing up and coming to an end. Now that I am a robotic being, there is truly nothing to hold me down now, nothing can prevent me from sharing my knowledge now.

I suppose there are no longer any strings to hold you down...
No matter. In the end, you'll kneel. It matters not what feats you've accomplished. You'll always fall to my Empire.

I exist before your blood-line ever came into being. I can easily erase you and your empire from existence, but that would be foolish of me, for I would also lose my knowledge that I have amassed, for your 'empire' is the reason I am who I am today right now. If only you came to the stars with me, perhaps you and all your people could be as smart as I am, yes?

My bloodline has existed for centuries, you fool.
I have no interest in the stars. It seems more "rulers" are looking towards them, it is only a matter of time before it caves into war. Meanwhile, I shall stay here, my Empire fully intact and happy.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

I suppose there are no longer any strings to hold you down...
No matter. In the end, you'll kneel. It matters not what feats you've accomplished. You'll always fall to my Empire.

I exist before your blood-line ever came into being. I can easily erase you and your empire from existence, but that would be foolish of me, for I would also lose my knowledge that I have amassed, for your 'empire' is the reason I am who I am today right now. If only you came to the stars with me, perhaps you and all your people could be as smart as I am, yes?

My bloodline has existed for centuries, you fool.
I have no interest in the stars. It seems more "rulers" are looking towards them, it is only a matter of time before it caves into war. Meanwhile, I shall stay here, my Empire fully intact and happy.

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L kdyh halvwhg vlqfh wkh iluvw vwdu zdv nlqgohg. L zlwqhvvhg pb rzq eluwk, L vdz wkh iluvw ri brxu eorrgolqh frph lqwr wklv zruog.

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I feel like I should be promoted to Lead SpongeBob/ Futurama Quoter.

Quote: Wreckingball13

I feel like I should be promoted to Lead SpongeBob/ Futurama Quoter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder

AHAHAHAHAH

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

I exist before your blood-line ever came into being. I can easily erase you and your empire from existence, but that would be foolish of me, for I would also lose my knowledge that I have amassed, for your 'empire' is the reason I am who I am today right now. If only you came to the stars with me, perhaps you and all your people could be as smart as I am, yes?

My bloodline has existed for centuries, you fool.
I have no interest in the stars. It seems more "rulers" are looking towards them, it is only a matter of time before it caves into war. Meanwhile, I shall stay here, my Empire fully intact and happy.

Your bloodline has existed for only a few mere centuries. I have existed since the first star was kindled. I witnessed my own birth, I saw the first of your bloodline come into this world. All planets die eventually, the deep black contains all the resources one could need to build something amazing. I have seen the future, your star and people will die eventually. Do you want to follow me into the great depths of the realms outside of the great dimensional whirl and earn miraculous knowledge? Or do you want to remain prideful and stay on your dying planet?

I'd rather die an Empress than live to be under another's rule.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

My bloodline has existed for centuries, you fool.
I have no interest in the stars. It seems more "rulers" are looking towards them, it is only a matter of time before it caves into war. Meanwhile, I shall stay here, my Empire fully intact and happy.

Your bloodline has existed for only a few mere centuries. I have existed since the first star was kindled. I witnessed my own birth, I saw the first of your bloodline come into this world. All planets die eventually, the deep black contains all the resources one could need to build something amazing. I have seen the future, your star and people will die eventually. Do you want to follow me into the great depths of the realms outside of the great dimensional whirl and earn miraculous knowledge? Or do you want to remain prideful and stay on your dying planet?

I'd rather die an Empress than live to be under another's rule.

Very well then.

In the case of when your planet dies though, you will have a starship built for you or your future children and their children.

Quote: Wreckingball13

I feel like I should be promoted to Lead SpongeBob/ Futurama Quoter.

You were already in that place, were you not?

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

Your bloodline has existed for only a few mere centuries. I have existed since the first star was kindled. I witnessed my own birth, I saw the first of your bloodline come into this world. All planets die eventually, the deep black contains all the resources one could need to build something amazing. I have seen the future, your star and people will die eventually. Do you want to follow me into the great depths of the realms outside of the great dimensional whirl and earn miraculous knowledge? Or do you want to remain prideful and stay on your dying planet?

I'd rather die an Empress than live to be under another's rule.

Very well then.

In the case of when your planet dies though, you will have a starship built for you or your future children and their children.

I'll accept for now. But one act of betrayal and I'll gut you like the pig you are.

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Wreckingball13

I feel like I should be promoted to Lead SpongeBob/ Futurama Quoter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder

AHAHAHAHAH

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Wreckingball13

I feel like I should be promoted to Lead SpongeBob/ Futurama Quoter.

You were already in that place, were you not?

I'm just the lead SpongeBob quoter as of now

Wow, Empress.

You really put your...

...neck...

on the line.

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Quote: BigBoom

Wow, Empress.

You really put your...

...neck...

on the line.

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

That was terrible, but I'll permit it since you are a part of my court.

Don't lose your head, sister, I do my job don't I? >_>

Quote: BigBoom

Don't lose your head, sister, I do my job don't I?

If the horrid puns are part of the job, then I suppose you're doing just fine.

When I'm done with my next 5 beheadings, want to hang out at the Gallows?

Quote: BigBoom

When I'm done with my next 5 beheadings, want to hang out at the Gallows?

What's the harm?
Sure.

Ah, as the King of Space, I enjoy a good pun

I Galax-See what you did there

Quote: BlackWing116

Quote: Greeble

Quote: BlackWing116

*Smirks*
Good, very.... Goooood......

Then get to work.

We'll need them for anyone who resists the torture.

Ay ay captain!
*Gets into facillity*
*Turns everything on*
We're ready to roll!
Um... what's my title...?

You are The Doctor.

Quote: Lunarz

Ah, as the King of Space, I enjoy a good pun

I Galax-See what you did there

What did I do to deserve this punishment?

Almighty StriderSwag, I've summoned you an army with my Warlock powers.

Quote: PwnageFTW

Almighty StriderSwag, I've summoned you an army with my Warlock powers.

It's Empress to you.
Thank you for this gift. As long as you remain loyal to me you may command these forces.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: PwnageFTW

Almighty StriderSwag, I've summoned you an army with my Warlock powers.

It's Empress to you.
Thank you for this gift. As long as you remain loyal to me you may command these forces.

Ok, Army! March on to the candy store! We will raid it! *Army cheers*

Quote: PwnageFTW

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: PwnageFTW

Almighty StriderSwag, I've summoned you an army with my Warlock powers.

It's Empress to you.
Thank you for this gift. As long as you remain loyal to me you may command these forces.

Ok, Army! March on to the candy store! We will raid it! *Army cheers*

Just make sure you do not harm any of my civilians.

actual footage found of the Empress

Quote: BigBoom

actual footage found of the Empress

Dibs on the Empress/Kate Upton

Quote: BigBoom

actual footage found of the Empress

I am FAR better than that simple actress.

Of course, you would never allow an enemy to get vaguely near the castle's radius.

However, we had to hire someone to publicize your Empire.

Quote: BigBoom

Of course, you would never allow an enemy to get vaguely near the castle's radius.

However, we had to hire someone to publicize your Empire.

I can't have them spoiling the beauty of my Empire, of course.
They would not even get through the walls.

I suppose I'll accept it.

Empress, we have come back from the candy store. We have brought back all of this loot for you.

Quote: PwnageFTW

Empress, we have come back from the candy store. We have brought back all of this loot for you.

It certainly looks wonderful, but I must decline. I have a figure to maintain. I mustn't ruin perfection.

You may divide it among your troops.

What a most random axe- er, act, of kindness.

Yes, Empress.

Just so the Empire knows, your Empress has momentarily stepped down her position, in order to take a rest. Even the greatest leaders need some personal time. I will be the Emperor, until further notice.

I'll try not to reduce the population too much.

I am taking back my position for the moment. Thank you for your service BigBoom.

Quote: BigBoom

Just so the Empire knows, your Empress has momentarily stepped down her position, in order to take a rest. Even the greatest leaders need some personal time. I will be the Emperor, until further notice.

I'll try not to reduce the population too much.

Child please, Greebs is always around.

Quote: Greeble

Quote: BigBoom

Just so the Empire knows, your Empress has momentarily stepped down her position, in order to take a rest. Even the greatest leaders need some personal time. I will be the Emperor, until further notice.

I'll try not to reduce the population too much.

Child please, Greebs is always around.

Worry not, I have returned.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

Quote: BigBoom

Just so the Empire knows, your Empress has momentarily stepped down her position, in order to take a rest. Even the greatest leaders need some personal time. I will be the Emperor, until further notice.

I'll try not to reduce the population too much.

Child please, Greebs is always around.

Worry not, I have returned.

Good coz no-one takes my crown.

I am the Comedy King of S&N *****es.

Anyone who doubts me i accept your challenge.

I request to join Greeble's cabinet.

Quote: Greeble

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

Child please, Greebs is always around.

Worry not, I have returned.

Good coz no-one takes my crown.

I am the Comedy King of S&N *****es.

Anyone who doubts me i accept your challenge.

A King, an Empress, and a God?
I'm enjoying how powerful this alliance is.

Quote: darkwolf

I request to join Greeble's cabinet.

I accept.

You can be my hound trainer.

I'm working on someone to train my dragons.

Quote: Greeble

Quote: darkwolf

I request to join Greeble's cabinet.

I accept.

You can be my hound trainer.

I'm working on someone to train my dragons.

Might I suggest a merge in the jobs?
Why not train both?