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Ign's splatoon review leaked and the game got a 5.2/10 from ign go look guys!!!!!

I promise I'm not bsing gamefaws gave it a 5.0!!!

my source is on google just go look OK

Anyone who can't prove it is because it was taken off before it was cached

so eat that you

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yeah 1v1 local 4 hour 2 map rotation no part chat no mic speak no type chat no lobbies no way to back out from mp 5 hour mission campaign three weapon type nerdz

go play a better game like bloodborne™ and actually have hours of content but only if u have a PlayStation4™ never EVER PCucks and Xbonerboys

have fun with ur disappointment 5.1/10 game for the Wii POO an while it sells like crap

Remember Sony wins e3((DJs

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Please take note that IGN is a pretty toxic review site to begin with. Half of the time they don't even know what they are talking about.

Ninja Gaiden is a better cripplingly hard game than any of the From Software games.

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Ninja Gaiden is a better cripplingly hard game than any of the From Software games.

okay this is just a bad opinion

I enjoy Dark Souls, don't get me wrong. But when I play Dark Souls I mostly feel like I'm slogging through trying to beat people up and prolong death as much as possible. Beating a boss feels satisfying but at the same time I just feel a need to move forward.

Ninja Gaiden on the other hand makes me feel like a badass playing it. It's more satisfying to pull of multiple combos and clear a room than it is to stand, wait, and maybe not die.

Maybe the game continues to improve. I'm still fairly early on. But I prefer Gaiden.

How are u gaiz gonna react when ur most anticipated Nintendo title of this quarter gets boring and stale after 5 hours :^)

"Oh well there's always Star Fox."

a great satire topic is when no one can tell it's satire.

as seen in this topic.

Kinda easy to tell when IGN doesn't have any reviews up.

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How are u gaiz gonna react when ur most anticipated Nintendo title of this quarter gets boring and stale after 5 hours :^)

Idk. I have played multiple Pokemon games, and they go through the same basis most of the time. And most of those games I actually had the patience to beat, because it was a little enjoyable. Much more enjoyable than 90% of IGN's reviews.

I guess that's why I am pretty boring person then.

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"Oh well there's always Star Fox."

If its anything like assault or command than its crap. No one wants that but a minority of people. All Assault had was good graphics, and command shouldn't need to be explained.

Literally all Nintendo should do is copy and paste Star Fox 64 with but design new assets and levels and boomdingdosh you got yourself the best/second best star fox game

But really if Nintendo is trying to innovate star fox for the third time I doubt its going to be any good. There is the chance that they have hears the outcry from fans who want strictly 64 play, but its also Nintendo. They don't listen to ****.

If Star Fox U sucks, like actually sucks, I will break my 3DS in half and post a picture of it on here. Dead serious.

I'm so done with Nintendo.

Assault's flying missions seem fine to me. Better the on foot controls and I'd be more than fine with that.

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Ninja Gaiden is a better cripplingly hard game than any of the From Software games.

fight me irl

The concept of human-squids scares me...

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my trademark symbol at the end of zer0dorch did not work ;(

You really have a problem if you think IGN's reviews are credible no matter what game it is

GUYZ, I looked into my "Crystal Ball of Wonder & Amazement™" and I have uncovered that Scalebound will average a mere 4.8/10 on Metacritic. DON'T BUY IT! 0.0

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You really have a problem if you think IGN's reviews are credible no matter what game it is

They're not the best, but I think you're exaggerating quite a bit there. They've put out some awful reviews and made points that I would swear are clickbait, but they've put out a lot of fair, agreeable reviews. For example:



You also need to be wary of the fact that IGN is a journalistic company, not a single mind. Often times, you can pinpoint the actual problematic reviewers.

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The concept of human-squids scares me...

Why? You thinking

I think IGN expects games to live up to legacies of other games in the genre (I.E. every free-roam game compared to GTA and Fable) and therefore doesn't realize the worth of games in their own right.


The only opinion - the ONLY opinion that matters when it comes to games is that of the fan. Everyone else is a critic.


(That being said, I have no idea what "Splatoon" is, other than the fact that it sounds more like a foreign word for an alcoholic than a game)

Oh shirt guys GameStop gave it a 6

game informer gave it a 11

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The only opinion - the ONLY opinion that matters when it comes to games is that of the fan. Everyone else is a critic.

*coughs twice*

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The only opinion - the ONLY opinion that matters when it comes to games is that of the fan. Everyone else is a critic.

Ideally, an actual review would take objectivity into consideration.

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You really are a big baby.

It was a satirical topic, dude.

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Ninja Gaiden is a better cripplingly hard game than any of the From Software games.

fight me irl

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Can someone please tell me what Splatoon is?

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Can someone please tell me what Splatoon is?

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**** me splatoon

IGN reveiwer:
*Snorts* Well. I know more then you, because I work for a real company. For example. *Snorts* This game doesn't have blood and IT NEEDS MORE OF IT. *Writes review as to why* Btw, I know more then you do, so you can't question my logic.

"Needs more blood, 5.0/10"


(disclaimer: I've never played Splatoon)

i'll splatoon all over the bed

Guess what

IGN reviews aren't the law

Play the game yourself before you join along with one of the most toxic game review sites ever.

Just remember, Pokemon ORAS got a 7.8/10, yet it's praised by fans as one of the best games in the franchise.

Quote: Matteomax

Guess what

IGN reviews aren't the law

Play the game yourself before you join along with one of the most toxic game review sites ever.

Just remember, Pokemon ORAS got a 7.8/10, yet it's praised by fans as one of the best games in the franchise.

Why do people like that game so much? I mean, the music is amazing, but other thank that, I didn't think it was anything to write home about. The post game content was just more story, nothing that you could really play again, like the Battle Frontier.

chill

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IGN reveiwer:
*Snorts* Well. I know more then you, because I work for a real company. For example. *Snorts* This game doesn't have blood and IT NEEDS MORE OF IT. *Writes review as to why* Btw, I know more then you do, so you can't question my logic.

"Needs more blood, 5.0/10"


(disclaimer: I've never played Splatoon)

5/10

"Not like CoD but CoD gets game of the century for being the most innovative thing ever created in the universe"

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Guess what

IGN reviews aren't the law

Play the game yourself before you join along with one of the most toxic game review sites ever.

Just remember, Pokemon ORAS got a 7.8/10, yet it's praised by fans as one of the best games in the franchise.

Why do people like that game so much? I mean, the music is amazing, but other thank that, I didn't think it was anything to write home about. The post game content was just more story, nothing that you could really play again, like the Battle Frontier.

Because it basically did the same accomplishments that HGSS did but on a much bigger and better scale: improved drastically on what made the originals so great while also incorporating what the previous games did almost seamlessly.

And I would agree with them. ORAS are my favorites in the franchise.

If IGN is so bad than why do they have common ratings with other sites?

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If IGN is so bad than why do they have common ratings with other sites?

There's a lot of sites that probably look up to them.

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If IGN is so bad than why do they have common ratings with other sites?

Because every critic is a dickhead.

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Quote: Matteomax

Guess what

IGN reviews aren't the law

Play the game yourself before you join along with one of the most toxic game review sites ever.

Just remember, Pokemon ORAS got a 7.8/10, yet it's praised by fans as one of the best games in the franchise.

Why do people like that game so much? I mean, the music is amazing, but other thank that, I didn't think it was anything to write home about. The post game content was just more story, nothing that you could really play again, like the Battle Frontier.

Perfect replication of the original Ruby/Sapphire, multiple side missions, the hidden Mega Stones, Wonder Trade, amazing soundtrack, interesting lore at the end of the game, a ****load of Legendaries if you missed out on the generational gap from the DS to 3DS... And so on.

You can't spell ignorant with out IGN

7.8/10 too much ink

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Ninja Gaiden is a better cripplingly hard game than any of the From Software games.

fight me irl

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