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#1 Posted: 21:33:07 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
How??????????????
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#2 Posted: 21:34:40 26/04/2015
take me
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085 |
#3 Posted: 21:35:51 26/04/2015
Murder his whole family then hold him hostage. Eventually he'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then he'll be yours forever.
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spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214 |
#4 Posted: 21:43:10 26/04/2015
Get him pregnant, then he'll have to marry you to save his honour.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#5 Posted: 23:09:03 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
need moar advice
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459 |
#6 Posted: 23:13:26 26/04/2015
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#7 Posted: 23:18:34 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
Thanks!!!!!!!!!! |
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6606 |
#8 Posted: 23:20:50 26/04/2015
Stalk him 24/7 and take many pictures of him while he is unaware. However, make sure he does not notice you. Follow him around and listen to his every conversation. Also, get to know his friends and especially the females around him. If any of them remotely like him, or if he has feelings for them, kill them. After getting rid of all your rivals, be it through murder or kidnap, you will go up to him and confess your feelings and he will love you.
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519 |
#9 Posted: 23:21:33 26/04/2015
Quote: spyro and sonic
I'll give you some advice, k? First you wanna walk up to him and look at his butt, compliment him on his butt. Look at him then bite your lower lip and say "hey baby, nice butt" You must wink at him, that there wink is gonna mean a lot to him. Take him to Burger King and smile when you order a Whopper Now if this works, you must get his phone number so you can make your own plans, k? |
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#10 Posted: 23:23:44 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: thumper
That totally sounds like something I would do. |
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519 |
#11 Posted: 23:55:18 26/04/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Of course that would work for you Sesshomaru, you are the King. I I'm.. *runs away* |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#12 Posted: 00:20:20 27/04/2015
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#13 Posted: 00:27:40 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610 |
#14 Posted: 01:58:41 27/04/2015
ayy bby u w1 sum ***
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#15 Posted: 02:00:01 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362 |
#16 Posted: 11:14:10 27/04/2015
Well this topic is not helping me.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276 |
#17 Posted: 12:16:57 27/04/2015
Challenge him to an arm wrestling contest, when you win you'll prove that you're strong and he'll want to be with you.
That could also work for the ladies looking for a bf as well.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#18 Posted: 15:40:23 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
So in general: just prove your dominance.
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085 |
#19 Posted: 15:41:09 27/04/2015
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#20 Posted: 15:48:00 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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#21 Posted: 15:55:50 27/04/2015
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#22 Posted: 15:59:08 27/04/2015
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#23 Posted: 12:34:18 28/04/2015
offer to stick it in his butt.
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#24 Posted: 14:26:58 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214 |
#25 Posted: 15:05:41 28/04/2015
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave |
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#26 Posted: 16:52:37 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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#27 Posted: 19:23:28 28/04/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
i think theres a lifetime movie like this, except less murder |
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#28 Posted: 19:25:32 28/04/2015
Quote: Big Green
Less murder makes me sad |
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#29 Posted: 22:15:19 28/04/2015
bend over
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#30 Posted: 22:16:55 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
That would allow an optimal view of my butt which would attract others. Good idea. |
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085 |
#31 Posted: 22:31:53 28/04/2015
Quote: Big Green
I don't doubt it lol
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