darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > How do I get a gf??
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#1 Posted: 21:14:08 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
some one pls marry me
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085 |
#2 Posted: 21:18:01 26/04/2015
Murder her whole family then hold her hostage. Eventually she'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then she'll be yours forever.
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#3 Posted: 21:18:57 26/04/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
this is totally legit
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#4 Posted: 21:21:21 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
all of you are so wise
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:21:33 26/04/2015 by Badwolfmichael
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318 |
#5 Posted: 21:22:48 26/04/2015
I thought that said "how do I get off?"
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#6 Posted: 21:23:34 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#7 Posted: 21:25:59 26/04/2015
find wwf
date her stick it inside her and pee 10/10 |
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826 |
#8 Posted: 21:28:18 26/04/2015
Kidnap her and cleanse her mind.
That's the only way.
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#9 Posted: 21:29:12 26/04/2015
wait.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#10 Posted: 21:56:36 26/04/2015
find me
date me stick it inside me and pee 10/10
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#11 Posted: 21:57:08 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz
why not both? |
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#12 Posted: 21:57:36 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
LUNARZ IS MINE **** OFF |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#13 Posted: 21:58:14 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
ohhhh too late! the deed has been done. |
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#14 Posted: 22:00:16 26/04/2015
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#15 Posted: 22:00:55 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666 |
#16 Posted: 22:00:57 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
According to the post times, you last one minute and 6 seconds in bed. |
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#17 Posted: 22:06:23 26/04/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
he lasted one minute and six seconds peeing, that's impressive tbh
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#18 Posted: 22:08:00 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
im glad you appreciate me |
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795 |
#19 Posted: 22:08:08 26/04/2015
Quote: pankakesparx456
i know dis works too source: am a chicken farmer
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Cool cool. |
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666 |
#20 Posted: 22:08:34 26/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Man, I don't record how long my longest pee was, but it was probably about half that time at best. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#21 Posted: 22:09:22 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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#22 Posted: 22:10:41 26/04/2015
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#23 Posted: 22:11:49 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
get on your knees |
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#24 Posted: 22:12:54 26/04/2015
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#25 Posted: 22:15:50 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#26 Posted: 22:17:08 26/04/2015
this topic is getting weird
too weird - - - |
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#27 Posted: 22:20:41 26/04/2015
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#28 Posted: 22:22:50 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795 |
#29 Posted: 22:29:18 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
jeez badwolf you don't need to get in a piss-poor mood HAHAHAHAH GET IT?????? LOL!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
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Cool cool. |
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#30 Posted: 22:32:43 26/04/2015
Quote: pankakesparx456
explayn pls |
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#31 Posted: 22:33:04 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
i dont get it |
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#32 Posted: 22:35:06 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
That's what it means
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795 |
#33 Posted: 22:36:29 26/04/2015
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Cool cool. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#34 Posted: 22:36:58 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795 |
#35 Posted: 22:40:48 26/04/2015
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Cool cool. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#36 Posted: 22:41:43 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: pankakesparx456
i dont get it |
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795 |
#37 Posted: 22:42:58 26/04/2015
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Cool cool. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#38 Posted: 22:43:34 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#39 Posted: 22:44:17 26/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Thats what it means |
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#40 Posted: 22:45:10 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328 |
#41 Posted: 22:51:13 26/04/2015
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795 |
#42 Posted: 22:59:33 26/04/2015
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Cool cool. |
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#43 Posted: 23:04:56 26/04/2015
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#44 Posted: 23:06:43 26/04/2015
Quote: somePerson
am gril can confirm this works 100% |
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#45 Posted: 23:08:04 26/04/2015
Quote: arceustheprime
*grabs ur ass* hey bbycaeks lets hav sex this tonight day
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#46 Posted: 23:11:26 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: arceustheprime
im glad i did that |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#47 Posted: 23:12:25 26/04/2015
Quote: arceustheprime
See it worked. |
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666 |
#48 Posted: 23:24:33 26/04/2015
Here's my flawless method on how to get ANY woman.
1. Get their phone number. There's many ways of doing this. The easiest being to just ask her for her number, but if you're shy, send her a facebook message, then in the middle of the conversation, say "My laptop is about to die, text me", then give her you number. If she's a decent human being she'll text you. 2. Ask her if she's going to bed late. No matter what the answer, send her this pic, then this picture. Guaranteed she'll go along with it. Then you do the do and she's your girlfriend. Simple as that. |
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470 |
#49 Posted: 23:33:28 26/04/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
I tried and here are my results. |
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