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The Singles Strip Club of DarkSpyro [CLOSED]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#1 Posted: 02:48:11 16/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Meet and greet sexy singles here.

(I will not be held responsible if you get into legal troubles with strippers)
(Specially if that someone ends up being a murder of some kind)

*Stands at the bar stand selling alcohol and food*

DEALS! (Monthly pay)

$20 Basic Member: Strippers, DarkSpyro Strip Club monthly Magizine, and All You Can Eat Bar & Buffet! (Kids eat free!)

$75 Bronze Package: Everything above and Lap Dances!

$175 Silver Package: Everything above and Prostitutes!

$280 Gold Package: Everything above and exclusive VIP lounge where strippers, prostitutes, and hookers will perform on your table!

$399 Platinum Package: Everything above, a monthly sex tips video package, 6 simple sexy 6-pack secrets, and a monthly StripCrate subscription box!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:55:27 16/04/2015 by somePerson
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#2 Posted: 02:51:25 16/04/2015
I'll be a stripper.
Call me Foxy Socksy cuz I always keep my socks on.

Also I'll pay you one million dollars
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#3 Posted: 02:52:00 16/04/2015
wasn't this an old topic??
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#4 Posted: 02:52:46 16/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
I'll be a stripper.
Call me Foxy Socksy cuz I always keep my socks on.

Also I'll pay you one million dollars



Deal. You're on kid.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#5 Posted: 02:52:46 16/04/2015
*enters topic*

*leaves topic*

i was just doing it to keep my S&N as clean as possible ok
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you never saw me
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#6 Posted: 02:53:41 16/04/2015
yayyy **** relationships.
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Don't worry, I'm a qualified Reactor Operator. I can handle this situation.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#7 Posted: 02:53:47 16/04/2015
It would suck if one of the strippers ended up being a murder...
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#8 Posted: 03:01:44 16/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Free Hot Wings!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3277
#9 Posted: 03:59:42 16/04/2015
singles bar ripoff
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