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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#1 Posted: 00:38:19 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Sure, whatever, I blame peer pressure. Ask me anything, except that, the one nasty one you just thought of.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#2 Posted: 00:39:10 15/04/2015
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES
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Gay 4 GARcher
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#3 Posted: 00:40:01 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES



Stahp it
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#4 Posted: 00:56:21 15/04/2015
DO YOU THINK BOWSER U SHOULD STILL BE A THING BECAUSE I DO
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you never saw me
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#5 Posted: 00:57:13 15/04/2015
is princess peach a freak in bed???????????
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Gay 4 GARcher
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#6 Posted: 00:58:00 15/04/2015
Am I asking Bowser or his communications guy?
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#7 Posted: 01:02:09 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: I-Brawler
DO YOU THINK BOWSER U SHOULD STILL BE A THING BECAUSE I DO


OF COURSE IT SHOULD!!!!! JEEEEZ

Quote: DragonCamo
is princess peach a freak in bed???????????


According to Mario she is. As for me? never been in that situation.

Quote: StormDragon21
Am I asking Bowser or his communications guy?


Uh, let's go with Bowser *static* Uh, yeah, this is a direct line...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#8 Posted: 01:02:39 15/04/2015
Is daisy unattractive??? Is that why you won't kidnap her???
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Gay 4 GARcher
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#9 Posted: 01:03:03 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
Is daisy unattractive??? Is that why you won't kidnap her???



Who's Daisy?
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6081
#10 Posted: 01:05:23 15/04/2015
Why the hell do you keep kidnapping Peach? Like seriously, what's the point. An after the first few failed attempts, what made you think the next hundred would work any better?
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#11 Posted: 01:06:05 15/04/2015
WHO'S BOWSER JR.'S MOM????
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Gay 4 GARcher
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#12 Posted: 01:10:33 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Seiki
Why the hell do you keep kidnapping Peach? Like seriously, what's the point. An after the first few failed attempts, what made you think the next hundred would work any better?



Well you see, I have this great corporate backer, it's called nintendo, maybe you've heard of them. Anyway, they supposedly "make games" where the idiot Mario has to save the princess. Now I haven't a clue what that's supposed to mean, but all I know is that once or twice a year I build giant convoluted obstacle courses, then kidnap Peach. Mario then slowly works his way through it all, then we have our "big finale" where I always throw the match for him. He wins, grabs Peach and heads home happy. Nintendo then hands me a fat cheque, and go build another castle, oh and buy a new car.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#13 Posted: 01:11:11 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
WHO'S BOWSER JR.'S MOM????


Uh, that's classified information there....I can't be spilling it to just anybody....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6081
#14 Posted: 01:12:01 15/04/2015
Quote: kardonis
Quote: Seiki
Why the hell do you keep kidnapping Peach? Like seriously, what's the point. An after the first few failed attempts, what made you think the next hundred would work any better?



Well you see, I have this great corporate backer, it's called nintendo, maybe you've heard of them. Anyway, they supposedly "make games" where the idiot Mario has to save the princess. Now I haven't a clue what that's supposed to mean, but all I know is that once or twice a year I build giant convoluted obstacle courses, then kidnap Peach. Mario then slowly works his way through it all, then we have our "big finale" where I always throw the match for him. He wins, grabs Peach and heads home happy. Nintendo then hands me a fat cheque, and go build another castle, oh and buy a new car.


I see....

Sell out
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#15 Posted: 01:15:04 15/04/2015
Quote: kardonis
Quote: DragonCamo
WHO'S BOWSER JR.'S MOM????


Uh, that's classified information there....I can't be spilling it to just anybody....



Who's my mom?
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#16 Posted: 01:15:15 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Seiki
Quote: kardonis
Quote: Seiki
Why the hell do you keep kidnapping Peach? Like seriously, what's the point. An after the first few failed attempts, what made you think the next hundred would work any better?



Well you see, I have this great corporate backer, it's called nintendo, maybe you've heard of them. Anyway, they supposedly "make games" where the idiot Mario has to save the princess. Now I haven't a clue what that's supposed to mean, but all I know is that once or twice a year I build giant convoluted obstacle courses, then kidnap Peach. Mario then slowly works his way through it all, then we have our "big finale" where I always throw the match for him. He wins, grabs Peach and heads home happy. Nintendo then hands me a fat cheque, and go build another castle, oh and buy a new car.


I see....

Sell out



MEH

*drives away in million dollar car to the multi-million dollar castle in the distance*
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#17 Posted: 03:29:45 15/04/2015
Quote: kardonis
Quote: Seiki
Quote: kardonis



Well you see, I have this great corporate backer, it's called nintendo, maybe you've heard of them. Anyway, they supposedly "make games" where the idiot Mario has to save the princess. Now I haven't a clue what that's supposed to mean, but all I know is that once or twice a year I build giant convoluted obstacle courses, then kidnap Peach. Mario then slowly works his way through it all, then we have our "big finale" where I always throw the match for him. He wins, grabs Peach and heads home happy. Nintendo then hands me a fat cheque, and go build another castle, oh and buy a new car.


I see....

Sell out



MEH

*drives away in million dollar car to the multi-million dollar castle in the distance*



HAH.
Multi-millionaires.

Look, you're good, but you're not as good as me.
Crap I think that was Zero's line.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#18 Posted: 19:18:55 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: kardonis
Quote: DragonCamo
WHO'S BOWSER JR.'S MOM????


Uh, that's classified information there....I can't be spilling it to just anybody....



Who's my mom?


Your mom? I haven't a clue.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
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