I accidentally stumbled on this work of fabulousness. IT NOW HAUNTS MY EVERY THOUGHT HEI HEI HEI SO OBNOXIOUSLY CATCHY HEI HEI HEI
The lyrics are mostly along the lines
"We are such geniuses!" "Our ideas are so clever!" and the like, along with their names, DORONJO TONZURA BOYACKY
The dark'n'gritty (kinda... more tragic than gritty) reboot of this does exist btw, and it is amazing.