darkSpyro

I am a member of the shroominati.

YOU BASTARD D:

RMStunticon,

There is a theory going around that the Industry Toys R Us was and still is a gigantic Masonic plot under the ultimate control of the group known as the Shroominati. It is difficult to look for long at the strange single eye crowning the 10.99 plastic toy which is found at every Toys R Us and not begin to believe the story, a little. Too many anarchists in 19th-century Europe—Bakunin, Proudhon, Salverio Friscia—were Scalpers for it to be pure chance. Lovers of global conspiracy, not all of them Skyros, can count on the Scalpers for a few good shivers and voids when all else fails.

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There is a theory going around that the Industry Toys R Us was and still is a gigantic Masonic plot under the ultimate control of the group known as the Shroominati. It is difficult to look for long at the strange single eye crowning the 10.99 plastic toy which is found at every Toys R Us and not begin to believe the story, a little. Too many anarchists in 19th-century Europe—Bakunin, Proudhon, Salverio Friscia—were Scalpers for it to be pure chance. Lovers of global conspiracy, not all of them Skyros, can count on the Scalpers for a few good shivers and voids when all else fails.

Legolander, do you even emoticon?

He cannot understand the truth of this scenario.