BREAKING NEWS:
It seems all this arguing is breaking the news!
Now, on to commercials!
(Lady walks into a room in black and white)
Do your rooms ever smell... Musty? Well, now introducing NEW, improved AIR!
Yes, that's right! NEW in capital, bold, italic letters!
Buy AIR today!
Lady: Ah... I love my air! I'm sure you will to!
mega spyro
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#51 Posted: 22:32:17 31/03/2015
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MoonHorizons
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#52 Posted: 22:34:55 31/03/2015 | Topic Creator
2nd page celebration at the office!
(kazoo noises)
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MoonHorizons
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#53 Posted: 00:18:53 01/04/2015 | Topic Creator
WARNING FOR ALL THOSE IN AREA!
A civil war has broken out all over darkSpyro.net. Please stay inside your houses and use your recently given coins to order weapons for defense.
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MoonHorizons
Gold Sparx
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#54 Posted: 00:33:31 01/04/2015 | Topic Creator
You must now pay 30 coins for each episode!
This will be lasting until the end of the Civil War.
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MoonHorizons
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#55 Posted: 22:03:56 01/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Violence in the city has been solved.
You are allowed to come out of your house.
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#56 Posted: 22:06:16 01/04/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
you cant tell me what to do |
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mega spyro
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#57 Posted: 22:09:52 01/04/2015
THIS JUST IN! It seems some users are protesting for the right to keep titles. More on this futile protest, after this commercial break.
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MoonHorizons
Gold Sparx
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#58 Posted: 02:18:44 05/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Titles have bee removed and yet another civil war breaks out!
Buy some ammo with your left over coins or gems, kiddos!
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dinorang67
Gold Sparx
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#59 Posted: 02:59:33 05/04/2015
COMMERICAL BREAAAK!
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a |
theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#60 Posted: 03:05:27 05/04/2015
Back with the Breaking News:
The riot has intensified (waits for Hoen intensifies gif.) Grab your weapons and Rise in Revolution!
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MoonHorizons
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#61 Posted: 04:03:36 05/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Military force has been deployed on the entire continent.
This place needs some serious order, seriously.
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StormDragon21
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#62 Posted: 11:38:28 05/04/2015
News alert: If you hear the song "Uprising" by Muse, please barricade yourself in your house. Experts have linked the song to reported cases of general craziness by the darkSpyro Title Resistance. Also, for the title resistance, here's a secret code: (8?3 7/ 585"3/
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MoonHorizons
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#63 Posted: 02:10:50 06/04/2015 | Topic Creator
The Civil War finally ended in a great battle within one part of the city, with the major injury of the rebel leader.
Our news has been reporting late due to damages to the building we are currently fixing. Regularly scheduled programming will begin now.
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Windumup
Emerald Sparx
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#64 Posted: 02:24:33 06/04/2015
So this is where the moles are hiding, Episode X's secrets shall not fall into your hands! You will never access Episode X, and you will never touch Episode X!
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StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#65 Posted: 21:51:38 06/04/2015
Due to the fact that the rebellion is over, if you hear any songs by Muse, they don't have any crazy meaning. That does not mean they aren't hazardous to your health, though, as we are still trying to analyze the affects of rock and alternative music on the brain.
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MoonHorizons
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#66 Posted: 02:19:21 08/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Formulaic Hero 6
o no tada-sheep is no longer of the live and is unalive. what do. i wunder hoo killed tacodashing. probably not that science guy who was really famous or something. i am now being assaulted by evil man who matches the body shape of famous science man probably not him. now we assemble team of fighting to make harm to man. now i am of super anger and want to kill villain who is famous science man. famous science man destroys quarter head of rival with portal r something. hero go into portal to save villain daughter. hero friend die but daugtor come back. hero friend come back mountain dew to frito lay chip which is of brain for hero friend happy end
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skylandersspyro
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#67 Posted: 02:22:21 08/04/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
lol....
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MoonHorizons
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#68 Posted: 03:41:44 15/04/2015 | Topic Creator
We return from our 7 day break!
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BigBoom
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#69 Posted: 10:48:40 15/04/2015
This is my favourite topic now.
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whirlwind fan
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#70 Posted: 11:02:36 15/04/2015
twerk
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MoonHorizons
Gold Sparx
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#71 Posted: 01:53:04 16/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Lots of people on darkspyro are getting married for some reason.
I don't know why, I'm an amateur news reporter.
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wavesorcerer14
Emerald Sparx
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#72 Posted: 02:06:50 16/04/2015
Breaking News!
The reason why everyone on darkSpyro is getting married is because a case of the marriage flu is spreading. Everyone, protect yourselves! Oh no, here it is! 2 MINUTES LATER: I'm getting married!
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi." |
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MoonHorizons
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#73 Posted: 02:03:14 18/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Ducktective, now on ds.tv!
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MoonHorizons
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#74 Posted: 19:38:30 29/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Nickels are rare and exotic creatures to come across, but when they're found, they're a sight to awe upon. Their simple silver majesty with the face of Thomas Jefferson etched onto it will make any zoologist wipe a tear from their eye. The population of these magnificent animals though have dropped like a rock within the past decade though, going from a strong 100,000 to 4,876. Natural predators like the pennies have teamed up with invasive species like dimes to kill nickels. The fact that poachers have also tagged along is not helping the odds of this creature surviving. However, you can help save a nickel by donating 300 ds coins a month. Each one of those darkspyro coins will go out to help the conservation effort towards nickels and to build sanctuaries for injured nickels. Please don't let these majestic beasts die to tyrannical darkspyroians. Save the nickels today.
A message from the Save the Nickels Foundation.
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MoonHorizons
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#75 Posted: 21:41:05 27/05/2015 | Topic Creator
The nickels still need saving, children.
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theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#76 Posted: 00:16:57 28/05/2015
Breaking news: StriderSwag has become power hungry, all able-bodied warriors are needed to take down this rising empire.
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#77 Posted: 00:24:09 28/05/2015
Quote: theuone
I'm not power hungry, it was simply... Manifest Destiny. Under my rule is simply how it was meant to be. Can't you see that? I'd suggest resigning yourself you your new fate. |
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theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#78 Posted: 00:38:51 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
I will not accept you as a ruler; your rule is but one of lies and deceit, and I will not follow. My fate is the one I choose, and there's not a single thing you can do about it.
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#79 Posted: 00:51:27 28/05/2015
Quote: theuone
Then take your bow and exit. You have no place in this new world. |
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theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#80 Posted: 00:53:19 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
I have a place in this world, but it doesn't involve your 'empire' the least bit. ... unless you prove malevoilent, then my duty will be to end your reign.
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#81 Posted: 01:15:11 28/05/2015
Quote: theuone
Don't you mean benevolent? I'm a kind, generous Empress. Cross the law, however, and punishment will be swift. |
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theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#82 Posted: 01:30:15 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
I'll be the judge of that; I'm keeping an eye on you, and your other topic.
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#83 Posted: 01:39:01 28/05/2015
Quote: theuone
No one can judge me. I am your Empress, and demand your utmost respect! |
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theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#84 Posted: 01:53:27 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
You've proven me right already.
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#85 Posted: 01:55:56 28/05/2015
Quote: theuone
How have I proven you right? The only thing that's been proven here today is that you are disrespectful to those above you. |
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theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#86 Posted: 01:59:29 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
And there you go again. Thinking that there are those below you; what happened to equality?
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#87 Posted: 02:14:27 28/05/2015
Quote: theuone
Equality exists in the populace. Racial discrimination, sexual discrimination, none of these exist in my Empire. The only difference is classes, as all societies have. You forget this is an Empire, not a Communistic Society. |
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theuone
Platinum Sparx
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#88 Posted: 02:35:30 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Equality doesn't exist when someone thinks to be in a higher position than others.
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#89 Posted: 02:43:29 28/05/2015
Quote: theuone
What would you propose? Mob rule? The people here are happy. We have a working government, a senate, everything beautiful and functional, and you'd disrupt that? |
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