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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 01:18:14 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
afterdarkSpyro Timeline and Multiversal Canon

MAIN UNIVERSE

1987- BigBoom x badwolfmichael

2015- CAV x HIR
- TheFlyingSeal x Capitalism
- StriderSwag x Greeble

Sometime before 2026- Samius x arceustheprime

2026- BigBoom x TheFlyingSeal

2099- Yoshi x The topic

SKYLANDERSPYRO INTERFERES WITH TIMELINE, RESULTING IN:

-Capitalism and TFS never hooking up
-StriderSwag's apparent gender swap and becoming a spy
-AJAwesome's rise to power
-The Train Orgy never came to fruition, resulting in The D-Club
-Small town in Arizona never existed
-Black Plague hit Panama
-YuriSexButtBot 666 works at a San Fransisco library
-Chicken fries never return to Burger King
-Plague spreads to US in 2016
-New York almost abandoned
-Humans infuse their DNA with animals to become real furries
-arceustheprime and badwolfmicheal are displaced to 1803
-Everyone pulled into beenis fic for giant orgy



MAIN UNIVERSE ALTERED TIMELINE:

1872- arceustheprime x badwolfmicheal

2015- StriderSwag x AJAwesome

Sometime before 2026- The D-Club

2026- dark52 x Miku Hatsune

2099- Yoshi x the topic v2


ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:

2014- Beenis fic

2099- Everyone is pulled into this universe for hot beenis orgy
Edited 6 times - Last edited at 22:49:04 25/03/2015 by StriderSwag
WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#2 Posted: 01:20:21 25/03/2015
Why am I not involved. I want to be involved. smilie
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Spread those positive vibes
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 01:21:23 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: WilltheWizard
Why am I not involved. I want to be involved. smilie



You can be part of the D-Club.
WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#4 Posted: 01:22:53 25/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: WilltheWizard
Why am I not involved. I want to be involved. smilie



You can be part of the D-Club.


[User Posted Image]

Oh yeah!!!! smilie
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#5 Posted: 01:23:29 25/03/2015
I remember 1987 just like it was yesterday...
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#6 Posted: 01:25:34 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I remember 1987 just like it was yesterday...



Your time is coming up, badwolfmichael...
Not even you can escape the altered timeline...
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#7 Posted: 01:28:36 25/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I remember 1987 just like it was yesterday...



Your time is coming up, badwolfmichael...
Not even you can escape the altered timeline...



I've been running from it all my life..

And that's not gonna stop now.. No.. not ever.. I can stop the Paradox...

( ****ing skylandersspyro, always messin up le time stream smilie )

*Runs into Sunset*


*Trips over rock*
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459
#8 Posted: 01:29:53 25/03/2015
Mine is basically Injustice.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#9 Posted: 01:30:18 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I remember 1987 just like it was yesterday...



Your time is coming up, badwolfmichael...
Not even you can escape the altered timeline...



I've been running from it all my life..

And that's not gonna stop now.. No.. not ever.. I can stop the Paradox...

( ****ing skylandersspyro, always messin up le time stream smilie )

*Runs into Sunset*


*Trips over rock*



Hooray, it's gonna be a gay cowboy western!
WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#10 Posted: 01:31:26 25/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I remember 1987 just like it was yesterday...



Your time is coming up, badwolfmichael...
Not even you can escape the altered timeline...



I've been running from it all my life..

And that's not gonna stop now.. No.. not ever.. I can stop the Paradox...

( ****ing skylandersspyro, always messin up le time stream smilie )

*Runs into Sunset*


*Trips over rock*


[User Posted Image]

Take that!
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AJAwesome Platinum Sparx Gems: 6290
#11 Posted: 01:31:28 25/03/2015
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa! ALL THE POWER IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
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I'm a girl. My name is Reese. :3
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#12 Posted: 01:33:08 25/03/2015
*opens wine*

Ah 2015 not a bad year smilie
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^ You all know it's true
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 01:33:32 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
Mine is basically Injustice.



Deal if you make it take place in 2099.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459
#14 Posted: 01:33:53 25/03/2015
Does my fan-fic get a Fighting Game?
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#15 Posted: 01:34:05 25/03/2015
Quote: AJAwesome
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa! ALL THE POWER IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!



[User Posted Image]

- - - - - -
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4873
#16 Posted: 01:34:19 25/03/2015
What about me?
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523
#17 Posted: 01:35:43 25/03/2015
W h y
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#18 Posted: 01:37:08 25/03/2015
Quote: wavesorcerer14
What about me?



Just replace the name "HIR" with "wavesorcerer14" and you're good to go!~ smilie

WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#19 Posted: 01:38:45 25/03/2015
[User Posted Image]

I HAVE ALL THE POWER!!!
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#20 Posted: 01:40:21 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
Does my fan-fic get a Fighting Game?


if i get the funding

Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: AJAwesome
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa! ALL THE POWER IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!



[User Posted Image]

- - - - - -


HEY!
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE BA- I MEAN MY SPY PARTNER AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH

Quote: TheFlyingSeal
W h y


why not
now get on skype you butt
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4873
#21 Posted: 01:42:22 25/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: wavesorcerer14
What about me?



Just replace the name "HIR" with "wavesorcerer14" and you're good to go!~ smilie




Thanks, I guess. By the way, did I die?

EDIT: And why is it called HIR is Jewish? I mean I'm also, so I guess my name fits into the story more, but why?
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:44:37 25/03/2015 by wavesorcerer14
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#22 Posted: 01:45:34 25/03/2015
I request to have a 4chan-type alternate Universe/ maybe an event that occurs in 2069 in which the second coming of Shrek happens and he shrekts every1 ok ok thnx x x x thnx 4 ur support smilie)))


Quote: wavesorcerer14
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: wavesorcerer14
What about me?



Just replace the name "HIR" with "wavesorcerer14" and you're good to go!~ smilie




Thanks, I guess. By the way, did I die?



Ever heard of The "Great Shrekoning Of 2069"?

You haven't?

You'll see...

You'll all see..
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8523
#23 Posted: 01:46:01 25/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag


Quote: TheFlyingSeal
W h y


why not
now get on skype you butt



I can't my mom told me not to go on the comp so I've been using my tablet with no Skype app
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#24 Posted: 01:47:00 25/03/2015
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag


Quote: TheFlyingSeal
W h y


why not
now get on skype you butt



I can't my mom told me not to go on the comp so I've been using my tablet with no Skype app



lame excuse man
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#25 Posted: 01:47:10 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag


Quote: TheFlyingSeal
W h y


why not
now get on skype you butt



I can't my mom told me not to go on the comp so I've been using my tablet with no Skype app


wHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

JUST TEXT ME THEN
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4873
#26 Posted: 01:48:19 25/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I request to have a 4chan-type alternate Universe/ maybe an event that occurs in 2069 in which the second coming of Shrek happens and he shrekts every1 ok ok thnx x x x thnx 4 ur support smilie)))


Quote: wavesorcerer14
Quote: Badwolfmichael



Just replace the name "HIR" with "wavesorcerer14" and you're good to go!~ smilie




Thanks, I guess. By the way, did I die?



Ever heard of The "Great Shrekoning Of 2069"?

You haven't?

You'll see...

You'll all see..



But what if I'm dead by then? Then how would I see it? Also, I edited my last post.
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#27 Posted: 01:50:12 25/03/2015
It's just a fanfic somePerson wrote~

No need to get into the specifics, I mean, this is just a little timeline of the darkSpyro canonical universe, nothing big~
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4873
#28 Posted: 01:52:32 25/03/2015
Oh, okay.
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#29 Posted: 02:01:19 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
D-Club is up in the main topic.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#30 Posted: 14:02:54 25/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Added some edits
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459
#31 Posted: 02:21:01 26/03/2015
2099 needs a sequel.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#32 Posted: 02:22:26 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
2099 needs a sequel.



There are many 2099s.
Which one are you referring to?
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459
#33 Posted: 02:24:34 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: somePerson
2099 needs a sequel.



There are many 2099s.
Which one are you referring to?



All of them.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#34 Posted: 02:27:45 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: somePerson
2099 needs a sequel.



There are many 2099s.
Which one are you referring to?



All of them.


They're all sequels of each other
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#35 Posted: 02:44:24 26/03/2015
What's the small town in Arizona.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#36 Posted: 02:49:06 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
What's the small town in Arizona.



Your choice, TacoMakerSkys.
Decide the town.

Feel the guilt hang over your head as you know thousands of innocent souls will burn, regardless of your choice.

Just kidding, it's Paradise Valley. They've had it too good for too long...
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#37 Posted: 02:50:27 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
What's the small town in Arizona.



Your choice, TacoMakerSkys.
Decide the town.

Feel the guilt hang over your head as you know thousands of innocent souls will burn, regardless of your choice.

Just kidding, it's Paradise Valley. They've had it too good for too long...



wow why paradise valley. why not surprise arizona. there's nothing to do around here but smoke weed and be idiots and party at the same house that's been stopped by cops multiple times/
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#38 Posted: 02:52:17 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
What's the small town in Arizona.



Your choice, TacoMakerSkys.
Decide the town.

Feel the guilt hang over your head as you know thousands of innocent souls will burn, regardless of your choice.

Just kidding, it's Paradise Valley. They've had it too good for too long...



wow why paradise valley. why not surprise arizona. there's nothing to do around here but smoke weed and be idiots and party at the same house that's been stopped by cops multiple times/



Known as Arizona’s premiere location for resort lifestyles, Paradise Valley features an upscale population. AZ Central reports that the valley is a popular spot for celebrity homes including famous actors like David Spade and Emma Stone, as well as singers like Bret Michaels. Also living in town are sports figures like Mike Tyson and former Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner.

The town’s business directory lists several luxury resorts in the area like the DoubleTree Resort, the luxurious Montelucia Resort & Spa, the SmokeTree Resort, and the Sanctuary Camelback Mountain, just to name a few. Living in Paradise Valley almost feels like you’re blessed with a permanent vacation in the lap of luxury.

According to the last census figures compiled in 2012 by the United States Census Bureau, Paradise Valley had a population of about 13,100. However, according to more data gathered by CNN Money, the population of the town has grown to just over 15,000.

As one of the wealthiest cities in Arizona, the exclusive enclave boasts some incredibly high real estate prices, so living in Paradise will cost you a pretty penny. Real estate website Trulia reports a recent average sale price of over $1.3 million for homes sold in the area. Although home sales prices haven’t returned to their $2 million average, as reported by Trulia in 2008 and 2009, the real estate market has been on a warming trend for a few years now.

According to the city’s official town history, Paradise Valley began as a humble area of cattle farmers in the late 1800s, but settlement after World War II boosted the population as non-farming families started moving into the area. It wasn’t until the 1990s, however, that the luxury homes and resort lifestyle started to infuse the town with luxury and exclusivity. Paradise Valley is the premiere location for luxury real estate and resorts in Arizona.
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#39 Posted: 03:05:20 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
Quote: StriderSwag



Your choice, TacoMakerSkys.
Decide the town.

Feel the guilt hang over your head as you know thousands of innocent souls will burn, regardless of your choice.

Just kidding, it's Paradise Valley. They've had it too good for too long...



wow why paradise valley. why not surprise arizona. there's nothing to do around here but smoke weed and be idiots and party at the same house that's been stopped by cops multiple times/



Known as Arizona’s premiere location for resort lifestyles, Paradise Valley features an upscale population. AZ Central reports that the valley is a popular spot for celebrity homes including famous actors like David Spade and Emma Stone, as well as singers like Bret Michaels. Also living in town are sports figures like Mike Tyson and former Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner.

The town’s business directory lists several luxury resorts in the area like the DoubleTree Resort, the luxurious Montelucia Resort & Spa, the SmokeTree Resort, and the Sanctuary Camelback Mountain, just to name a few. Living in Paradise Valley almost feels like you’re blessed with a permanent vacation in the lap of luxury.

According to the last census figures compiled in 2012 by the United States Census Bureau, Paradise Valley had a population of about 13,100. However, according to more data gathered by CNN Money, the population of the town has grown to just over 15,000.

As one of the wealthiest cities in Arizona, the exclusive enclave boasts some incredibly high real estate prices, so living in Paradise will cost you a pretty penny. Real estate website Trulia reports a recent average sale price of over $1.3 million for homes sold in the area. Although home sales prices haven’t returned to their $2 million average, as reported by Trulia in 2008 and 2009, the real estate market has been on a warming trend for a few years now.

According to the city’s official town history, Paradise Valley began as a humble area of cattle farmers in the late 1800s, but settlement after World War II boosted the population as non-farming families started moving into the area. It wasn’t until the 1990s, however, that the luxury homes and resort lifestyle started to infuse the town with luxury and exclusivity. Paradise Valley is the premiere location for luxury real estate and resorts in Arizona.



History[edit]
The city was founded in 1938 by Flora Mae Statler, who named it Surprise as she "would be surprised if the town ever amounted to much".[3] Surprise officials previously thought the city was founded by Statler's husband, real estate developer and state legislator Homer C. Ludden, but in 2010 property records were discovered which listed Statler owning the land before she met Ludden.[4] Although there were only a few houses and a gas station on the one-mile (1.6 km)-square parcel of land when it was subdivided to build inexpensive houses for agricultural workers, Surprise has experienced tremendous growth in the years since.[5] It incorporated into a city in 1960.[6]

Tens of thousands of retirees moved to the city in the 1990s and early 2000s to live in Sun City Grand, an age-restricted resort-like community, with homes built by the property development firm Del Webb. Surprise is about five miles (8 km) northwest of Del Webb's original Sun City development and adjacent to Sun City West.

Sun City Grand has become a large contributor to the city's population, which more than septupled (7 times) from 10,187 to about 75,000 in 2004.[7] Rapid growth has led city officials to estimate the population at over 103,000 as of 2007, a figure the city maintains in spite of more conservative population estimates by the Census Bureau.[8] Thirty-two of the state's top 50 homebuilders cater to new homebuyers, who are attracted by the city's modestly priced homes, its relative proximity to Phoenix, and by the property taxes, which the city claims are among the lowest in the state.

Geography[edit]
Surprise is located at 33°38′19″N 112°21′02″W (33.638632, -112.350434).[9] It is about 20 miles (32 km) northwest of Phoenix.

According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 85.6 square miles (221.1 km²), of which, 85.5 square miles (221.4 km²) of it is land and 0.04 square miles (0.1 km²) of it (0.03%) is water.

Demographics[edit]
Historical population
Census Pop. %±
1970 2,427 —
1980 3,723 53.4%
1990 7,122 91.3%
2000 30,848 333.1%
2010 117,517 281.0%
Est. 2013 123,546 5.1%
U.S. Decennial Census[10]
2013 Estimate[2]
As of the census of 2000, there were 30,848 people, 12,484 households, and 9,725 families residing in the city. The population density was 443.9 people per square mile (171.4/km²). There were 16,260 housing units at an average density of 234.0 per square mile (90.3/km²). The racial makeup of the city was 85.97% White, 2.61% Black or African American, 0.43% Native American, 1.07% Asian, 0.05% Pacific Islander, 7.87% from other races, and 1.99% from two or more races. 23.29% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race. In recent years, the racial makeup has varied due to the rapid growth of the city.

There were 12,484 households out of which 21.5% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 69.5% were married couples living together, 5.4% had a female householder with no husband present, and 22.1% were non-families. 17.9% of all households were made up of individuals and 8.9% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 2.46 and the average family size was 2.75 people.

In the city the population was spread out with 19.9% under the age of 18, 7.0% from 18 to 24, 22.4% from 25 to 44, 25.3% from 45 to 64, and 25.4% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 46 years. For every 100 females there were 96.6 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 94.9 males.

The median income for a household in the city was $44,156, and the median income for a family was $47,899. Males had a median income of $33,079 versus $26,347 for females. The per capita income for the city was $21,451. About 5.6% of families and 8.7% of the population were below the poverty line, including 16.7% of those under age 18 and 3.3% of those age 65 or over.

In 2010, Surprise had a population of 117,517. The racial and ethnic composition of the population was 71.2% non-Hispanic white, 5.1% black or African American, 0.7% Native American, 2.6% Asian, 0.2% Pacific Islander, 0.1% non-Hispanic reporting some other race, 3.8% two or more races, and 18.5% Hispanic or Latino.[11]

Sports[edit]
The city is the spring training home of the Kansas City Royals and the Texas Rangers baseball teams. These Major League Baseball teams use Surprise Stadium for their activities. The city also hosted a Golden Baseball League team in 2005, the Surprise Fightin' Falcons and the Recreation Campus ballpark and is the home city for a team in the Arizona Fall League, the Surprise Rafters. It also hosted ESPN SportsCenter 50 States in 50 Days segment on August 11, 2005.

As part of the city's Recreation Campus, Surprise is also home to the Surprise Tennis and Racquet Complex (STRC). Since its opening in August 2007, the complex has received numerous awards. Most recently, it was named the 2008 Outstanding Facility of the year award by the USTA. The complex hosts various professional events throughout the year, including the Outback Champion Series tour, a USTA Pro Circuit event, and many USTA regional and sectional events. In 2009 the complex was chosen as the site for the Fed Cup Quarter Final between the USA and Argentina.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#40 Posted: 03:09:02 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Paradise Valley is destroyed its all your fault
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459
#41 Posted: 03:10:04 26/03/2015
somePerson is a time travel from 2099 who went back in time to find a better sex life.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#42 Posted: 03:12:37 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
somePerson is a time travel from 2099 who went back in time to find a better sex life.



2099 is filled with robots youll find one i promise
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8459
#43 Posted: 03:21:08 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: somePerson
somePerson is a time travel from 2099 who went back in time to find a better sex life.



2099 is filled with robots youll find one i promise



But it's not as good as the real thing. z:(
Iblistech Platinum Sparx Gems: 5099
#44 Posted: 03:25:37 26/03/2015
I'd like to be in this too.
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Hail to the King, baby!
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#45 Posted: 06:21:37 26/03/2015
where do my phineas and ferb/AoT/Hetalia/OHSHC powers come into play
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#46 Posted: 09:55:14 26/03/2015
where am i
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#47 Posted: 11:48:53 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: dinorang67
where do my phineas and ferb/AoT/Hetalia/OHSHC powers come into play


the same universe as beenis

Quote: PwnageFTW
where am i


you're in the D-Club with a fur suit of Alf
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#48 Posted: 13:20:29 26/03/2015
If i die, i'll come back and kill you all as Zombie Greeble.
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^ You all know it's true
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#49 Posted: 13:30:47 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Greeble
If i die, i'll come back and kill you all as Zombie Greeble.



we all die in the end anyway
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276
#50 Posted: 13:34:01 26/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Greeble
If i die, i'll come back and kill you all as Zombie Greeble.



we all die in the end anyway


Well who knows i might be the cause smilie
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