darkSpyro

>i was only 9 years old...
>at school
>a bunch of bullies cornering me in the playground @ lunch
> they were chanting 'shrek is dreck' over and over
>they steal my lunch money, so i cant buy my favourite onion sandwich now
>i begin cry
>they call me a cry baby, and then trie 2 steal my shrek plush

>suddenly, i smell a strong scent of onions...
>suddenly a large green hand touches my shoulder
>its shrek
>he whispers in my ear
>"its all ogre now, laddeh"
> i black out, and wake up in my bed with mysterious green figure beside me making weird grunting noises
>then everything fades to black again after a few seconds
>im back at school, in the exact same place in the playground but bullies are no where to be seen, their names werent called out on any of the registers either
> onions sprouted in the exact same spot where the bullies cornered me
>shrek is love i say,
> shrek is life

Clap, clap, clap?

I don't like onion sandwiches.

such shrek

Can we make this a movie

ducktales.

Cheese?

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