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B3STiE BARISTA [CLOSED]
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#1 Posted: 00:31:00 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
this is the life I chose
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#2 Posted: 00:32:05 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Sarah died
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#3 Posted: 00:32:41 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Why'd you ****ing make my coffee wrong you butt sack nudist
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#4 Posted: 00:32:54 22/01/2015
Pfffffft- *rolls away and dies*
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#5 Posted: 00:33:45 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
You deserve it you old pleb man butt thx 4 the disgusting coffee
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#6 Posted: 00:35:58 22/01/2015
Can't breathe... x'D
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#7 Posted: 00:36:36 22/01/2015
i dont get it
....
again
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#8 Posted: 00:38:17 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Buahahaha you better not be able to...or else...

you may break your spiritual armor that God gave you. Don't you want to establish a perfect relationship with God? He destined you to be a Batista, therefor if you do good he will make you do good

this isn't the life you chose

this is the life he didn't chose

this is the life I chose

I am god

and now you shall quit that disgusting sin and laff at that poor girl who's an old man pleb stinky butt
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:39:11 22/01/2015 by zer0dch
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#9 Posted: 00:41:14 22/01/2015
I'm dead.
I'm just gonna leave now~

*cries while walking out the door*
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#10 Posted: 00:43:07 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
GOD DIDNT INTEND TO YOU TO DIE

he intended u 2 b BESTIE barista

and laff at other gurl who is making sins in her head

Update I got more texts 2 forward u homegurl
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#11 Posted: 00:52:37 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
tfw BESTIE Batista left to go 2 meeting a minute ago

will BESTIE Batista ever come back, ds? Or is she g-g-gone forever?
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:52:54 22/01/2015 by zer0dch
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#12 Posted: 02:22:25 22/01/2015
I'm dead so I'm gone forever
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#13 Posted: 03:29:06 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
You know what's funny a month or so before I met you me my friend Paul and joeseph used to impersonate jimmy from ed edd n eddy about how he would whine for Sarah like

'*whiny voice* eheheheheheh, s-s-sarah?"

It got to the point where it was like a huge inside joke and that Sarah went missing and on Skype me and my friends would scream

"SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *in a screaming and violent tone*"

and Sarah was dead and couldn't help jimmy but this other Sarah can't die cuz she happens to be on a magical quest of solitude happiness and fortune

She happens to be BESTIE barista
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#14 Posted: 03:36:37 22/01/2015
Alrighty then..? lolol
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#15 Posted: 04:18:30 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Stfu avatari
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#16 Posted: 04:21:01 22/01/2015
Wow r00d
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#17 Posted: 04:27:53 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
kkk best friend will u go see bob saget stand up w/ me?
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 04:32:12 22/01/2015 by zer0dch
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#18 Posted: 04:34:14 22/01/2015
I don't even..
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#19 Posted: 04:43:31 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Kkk..
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