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give zer0dch some advice on asking a girl for their number [CLOSED]
Horsi Blue Sparx Gems: 950
#51 Posted: 05:43:57 23/12/2014
Quote: Eruptor100
Just kiss her... Then she will get the idea.



She would most likely take it the wrong way lol, even punch him in the face xD
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Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473
#52 Posted: 05:48:08 23/12/2014
Quote: Big Green
kill her family


Duh, that's the most obvious thing to do.
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#53 Posted: 05:55:39 23/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Mother ducker she called in sick

And I got 9 days off now.

****

Dang! Well on your days off you could do a bit of christmas shopping smilie


Quote: Eruptor100
Just kiss her... Then she will get the idea.

He should totally do that, it's not like he will get in triuble for kissing a coworker that may not even like him.
*sarcasm*
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#54 Posted: 05:58:39 23/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Quote: zer0dch
Mother ducker she called in sick

And I got 9 days off now.

****


She knows.


LOL I spit sunnyD everywhere
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#55 Posted: 06:12:06 23/12/2014 | Topic Creator
WEIRD

I got some other chicks number who came up to me and called me hot
anomyous Blue Sparx Gems: 589
#56 Posted: 06:16:13 23/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
WEIRD

I got some other chicks number who came up to me and called me hot



really weird, and a coincidence too, lol you're looking for the other girls and you get another girl.
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#57 Posted: 06:28:37 23/12/2014 | Topic Creator
This chick has an undercut as well (not gelled back)

I ****ing love undercuts
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#58 Posted: 06:31:36 23/12/2014
Well you can see her on your day off via shopping at least
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#59 Posted: 06:44:05 23/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
This chick has an undercut as well (not gelled back)

I ****ing love undercuts



Chick fight!
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Credit to big green
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#60 Posted: 06:56:21 23/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Windumup
Well you can see her on your day off via shopping at least



For a girl I don't know too well? That may be awkward unless I went through her line as I was leaving..

Why are cashiers always so ****ing hot
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#61 Posted: 07:11:59 23/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: Windumup
Well you can see her on your day off via shopping at least



For a girl I don't know too well? That may be awkward unless I went through her line as I was leaving..

Why are cashiers always so ****ing hot



That is what I meant, have her ring you up
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#62 Posted: 07:24:37 23/12/2014
Just marry 2 people. Then you ge them both!
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Credit to big green
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#63 Posted: 07:29:28 23/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
This chick has an undercut as well (not gelled back)

I ****ing love undercuts

marry her already jesus
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#64 Posted: 09:04:46 23/12/2014 | Topic Creator
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anything closer to the skin is disgusting

but god damn some girls pull it off ****ing amazing
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#65 Posted: 09:08:12 23/12/2014 | Topic Creator
LOL kissing a coworker that isn't my girl friend? yeah right more like getting ****ing fired and pressed sexual harassment charges

i know you guys are kidding about that but damn i laughed hard lol
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#66 Posted: 13:03:21 23/12/2014
Quote: Eruptor100
Just marry 2 people. Then you ge them both!



Unless zer0's a mormon, that wouldn't go so well...
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#67 Posted: 00:49:30 24/12/2014
zer0dch has found a Boyfriend-Free Girl to make into his Sweetheart from the Ground-Up
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#68 Posted: 01:50:28 24/12/2014
^ jesus didn't die for this
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#69 Posted: 02:49:00 24/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
zer0dch has found a Boyfriend-Free Girl to make into his Sweetheart from the Ground-Up



oh god i got that reference L O ****ING L
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#70 Posted: 06:07:43 24/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: Metallo
zer0dch has found a Boyfriend-Free Girl to make into his Sweetheart from the Ground-Up



oh god i got that reference L O ****ING L



Better break out the Attraction Sign
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#71 Posted: 06:21:55 24/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: Metallo
zer0dch has found a Boyfriend-Free Girl to make into his Sweetheart from the Ground-Up



oh god i got that reference L O ****ING L



Better break out the Attraction Sign



I bet you mix special ingredients in your fanta like chris-chan
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6253
#72 Posted: 06:33:09 24/12/2014
Not quite sure what you expect to get from a bunch of pre-teens/teens that are either socially awkward or insistent on how they'll never get in a relationship.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#73 Posted: 14:23:33 24/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: Metallo
Quote: zer0dch



oh god i got that reference L O ****ING L



Better break out the Attraction Sign



I bet you mix special ingredients in your fanta like chris-chan



I ONLY DID THAT ONCE YOU DANG, DIRTY TROLLS
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#74 Posted: 04:21:55 25/12/2014
Quote: CAV
Not quite sure what you expect to get from a bunch of pre-teens/teens that are either socially awkward or insistent on how they'll never get in a relationship.



you shut ur pale frozen face
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Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#75 Posted: 07:44:27 25/12/2014
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Windumup
First hit her up with a really good joke, and then ask for her number



Yo mama jokes work the best.



No man they don't.

Those jokes has been used on me I don't know how much but for me instant rejection.
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Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#76 Posted: 07:47:33 25/12/2014
Quote: Samius
"Ay bby are you an antiquarian? Cuz I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years."

But seriously, why are you even asking this? On darkSpyro of all places.
It's not inappropriate to ask for her number. Just keep your spaghetti in your pockets and don't interrupt her if she's working/talking to someone.



Here's one thing don't take advice from this Coglione.
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#77 Posted: 07:52:40 25/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Mother ducker she called in sick

And I got 9 days off now.

****



Hey see the light you've got 9 days to come up with a better plan.

Think of every thing that can go wrong and come up with a back up plan.

And if It goes all good *fingers crossed* then your happy Right ?
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And i am still waiting for a sequel to bully smilie
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