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Dark Is Love, Dark is Life [CLOSED]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480
#1 Posted: 23:46:57 21/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Dark Is Love Dark is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved Dark so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Dark every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Dark is love I say, Dark is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a ***got
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Dark
I called him a ****
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Dark
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my site
He grabs me with his powerful British hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Dark
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Dark
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Dark
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Dark looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all Elora now"
Dark leaves through my window
Dark is love, Dark is life
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#2 Posted: 00:59:35 22/12/2014
Wow, just wow.
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#3 Posted: 01:39:26 22/12/2014
*shoots self*
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#hu
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#4 Posted: 01:43:32 22/12/2014
THIS JUST IN:

A user on darkSpyro.net foolishly parodied the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life video with dark as Shrek. Said user was found dead in his GuestBook the next night.
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#hu
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#5 Posted: 01:46:28 22/12/2014
Quote: Rickorio
THIS JUST IN:

A user on darkSpyro.net foolishly parodied the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life video with dark as Shrek. Said user was found dead in his GuestBook the next night.



This.
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#6 Posted: 01:48:01 22/12/2014
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

I said nothing.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#7 Posted: 01:58:21 22/12/2014
You... actually, spent the time.. and made this??
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#8 Posted: 01:59:16 22/12/2014
Look on darks profile every1

He's not even embarrassed smilie

Can't yo*shot*
theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184
#9 Posted: 02:19:18 22/12/2014
Quote: Eruptor100
Quote: Rickorio
THIS JUST IN:

A user on darkSpyro.net foolishly parodied the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life video with dark as Shrek. Said user was found dead in his GuestBook the next night.



This.



All of this, X3.
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#10 Posted: 03:44:45 22/12/2014
Does this count as pornography??????
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#11 Posted: 03:46:43 22/12/2014
dark is not love!!!!!!!! or life u trolls his mean to me smilie now GET IT!
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