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Write a story [CLOSED]
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#1 Posted: 20:59:19 23/11/2014 | Topic Creator
The darkpyro logo says Once upon a time
I say there was a waifu
STARTING NOW

There was once a cat named
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#2 Posted: 01:09:41 24/11/2014
One day he decided to
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#3 Posted: 01:14:10 24/11/2014
die..
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you never saw me
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#4 Posted: 01:25:08 24/11/2014
Upon returning from cat hell....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2628
#5 Posted: 01:25:30 24/11/2014
So he did.
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now its time to get funky
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#6 Posted: 16:10:07 24/11/2014
Quote: kardonis
Upon returning from cat hell....


He got hit by a car and returned there....
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Dead
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#7 Posted: 02:16:37 25/11/2014
"luckily I have 6 more lives" Marco stated. He decided this time to stay in hell and explore....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#8 Posted: 02:34:25 25/11/2014
Nicki Minaj's bedroom, which could hide 5 stripper malls and
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Gay 4 GARcher
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:34:41 25/11/2014 by DragonCamo
Will171717 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1208
#9 Posted: 02:34:30 25/11/2014
Upon exploring hell he found super hell
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henlo
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#10 Posted: 02:36:56 25/11/2014
Which was in fact Nicki Minaj's bedroom.

Searching the room, he found her new album and listened to it.

It killed him. AGAIN.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#11 Posted: 03:05:04 25/11/2014
His anaconda didn't want none.

He then went to see the devil,
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Gay 4 GARcher
Will171717 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1208
#12 Posted: 03:10:02 25/11/2014
And then an ugly barnacle killed him and replaced him as the main character of this story
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henlo
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#13 Posted: 22:35:35 25/11/2014
So the barnacle wandered around aimlessly (somehow) and came to a large pit.

Inside the pit is where Satan throws all the bodies of people, and animals, that died in hell.

The cat jumped out of the pit, ate the barnacle, grew wings, and ascended once again to earth.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3277
#14 Posted: 02:35:48 26/11/2014
When he got to earth, he got shot and went back to hell.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#15 Posted: 02:38:50 26/11/2014
"screw earth" he said.

After rummaging through hell, he found a spaceship and went to mars.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#16 Posted: 03:03:06 26/11/2014
On mars he found some aliens
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you never saw me
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#17 Posted: 03:06:38 26/11/2014
They were oddly catlike, and they offered him fish.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2628
#18 Posted: 02:37:32 27/11/2014
He accepted the fish
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now its time to get funky
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#19 Posted: 02:51:27 27/11/2014
Sniffed said fish, and quickly threw them back at the cat, for they were rotten.
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#hu
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#20 Posted: 02:54:27 27/11/2014
The cat aliens got mad at the earth cat and began to chase it down with torches and pitchforks...well, more like kitty litter scoops and catnip toys but
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Gay 4 GARcher
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#21 Posted: 02:55:39 27/11/2014
that is not important.

The cat tried to run away, but the space cats caught him and being to
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#hu
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#22 Posted: 20:16:50 27/11/2014
become the next servant of the great queen cat.

Sadly, this great honour meant that he would scoop cat poop for all eternity.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
jennacat4 Gold Sparx Gems: 2329
#23 Posted: 15:37:09 28/11/2014
But he did not want to scoop cat poop for eternity, so the slave cat
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http://youtu.be/gSSUco8AzDU
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#24 Posted: 17:25:44 28/11/2014
refused to obey, and was killed by the aliens, returning to hell, where he
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Dead
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#25 Posted: 20:12:39 28/11/2014
began to think about his life...and his afterlife.

He realized that the answer to the universe was
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#hu
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#26 Posted: 21:01:00 28/11/2014
42, as stated suddenly by the giant computer in front of him.

Sadly, it points out that the answer seems meaningless because the cat who instructed it never actually knew what the Question was.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#27 Posted: 21:19:56 28/11/2014 | Topic Creator
The audience got mad and threw pitchforks at the cat, sending him to hell once again.
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#28 Posted: 22:31:46 29/11/2014
Once in hell, he again began to think about his life.

Suddenly, he got the greatest idea for an invention that could
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#hu
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#29 Posted: 23:42:22 29/11/2014
clean a litter box in 2 seconds. Once his invention was complete he traveled back to mars, and the Great Cat Queen made him a slave again. Since he could clean a litter box in 2 seconds, he was soon promoted to...
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Dead
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#30 Posted: 01:00:14 30/11/2014 | Topic Creator
Colonel 100 status, the Great Cat Queen letting him replace the Devil in hell, Marco Polo finally reaching his final life after he was killed over and over to be permanently sent to hell. But soon after...
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632
#31 Posted: 01:52:43 30/11/2014
He was hit by a wrecking ball. On the wrecking ball was...
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Gay 4 GARcher
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#32 Posted: 01:53:42 30/11/2014
Kiley Cypris, the even worse twin sister of Miley Cyrus.
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#hu
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#33 Posted: 13:20:26 30/11/2014
Polo Marco, Marco Polo's twin brother found his dead body.

After murdering Kiley Cypris, and taking the title of "supreme over lord of hell" he...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
SackBoy01 Gold Sparx Gems: 2327
#34 Posted: 17:11:54 30/11/2014
found a house with a dark figure in it, and it was.....
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#35 Posted: 17:23:09 30/11/2014 | Topic Creator
Shulk, who yelled 'I'M RLY FELIN ET' at Polo Marco, and Sakurai got a bazooka and blew up Shulk.
After Nintendo of America was destroyed...
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#36 Posted: 19:43:50 30/11/2014
The fans went wild and killed Polo Marco. Nintendo then went bankrupt, causing
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Dead
Will171717 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1208
#37 Posted: 22:08:39 30/11/2014
Microsoft to buy them and create a FPS version of
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henlo
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#38 Posted: 23:00:06 30/11/2014
Minecraft
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#39 Posted: 01:35:39 01/12/2014
Featuring a nintendo cast of characters...

It NEVER sold.

So, Microsoft sat around wondering why, then suddenly...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#40 Posted: 01:37:49 01/12/2014
Polo Marco's twin, Missingno, edited the game.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Will171717 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1208
#41 Posted: 02:07:30 01/12/2014
Creating an evil league of quickscopers who would stop at nothing to
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henlo
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#42 Posted: 02:58:08 01/12/2014
to headshot master hand
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#43 Posted: 03:35:58 01/12/2014 | Topic Creator
But Master Hand and Crazy Hand killed them all. THE END

Once upon a time there was a little kid named Bobby who liked to play...
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#44 Posted: 03:49:37 01/12/2014
With James Rolfe's wife...
SackBoy01 Gold Sparx Gems: 2327
#45 Posted: 04:21:00 01/12/2014
Then James Rolfe found out and...
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 04:21:12 01/12/2014 by SackBoy01
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#46 Posted: 04:21:39 01/12/2014
slapped mike matei...
SackBoy01 Gold Sparx Gems: 2327
#47 Posted: 05:22:59 01/12/2014
and then Mike Matei threw James Rolfe into a garbage truck. Then James Rolfe...
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#48 Posted: 05:45:52 01/12/2014
expressed his love for his wife and pleaded for her to stay with him but...
SackBoy01 Gold Sparx Gems: 2327
#49 Posted: 05:57:15 01/12/2014
She married Mike Matei, and then....
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