darkSpyro

User: You're not? Good to know. Kthnxbai.

Cleverbot: I know, my humour is a bit cryptical.

User: How very clever, bot.

Cleverbot: Very very clever.

User: Very very very clever.

Cleverbot: I think I am more clever.

User: Cleverbot is better than you.

Cleverbot: My hands are cold.

User: So is your soul.

Cleverbot: I have a true soul?

User: Not if it's a cake.

Cleverbot: It's weird if it's hot or cold.

User: I like burning cakes.

Cleverbot: What do you like in burritos?

User: Burning cakes.

Cleverbot: Fairytales, yes open the windows, let the smoke out.

User: Let the damn windows burn.

Cleverbot: How did you see the tanks?

User: Through the windows.

Cleverbot: What does my house look like?

User: A burning cake.

Cleverbot: Oh.